BRIDES OF BLOOD and MAD DOCTOR OF BLOOD ISLAND! If you don’t, who can blame ya? Those flicks are pretty lousy, but at least the long stretches of inane dialog and pointless jungle hiking are interspersed with some native gurls in grass skirts doin’ the tribal boogaloo. Romero/Ashley did other Philippines-based genre stinkers including TWILIGHT PEOPLE, BEYOND ATLANTIS, and SAVAGE SISTERS, so don’t fret, there’s plenty more grist for the mill. Unfortunately, after this one, the mill may be closed due to lack of interest…
Joy Bang! Man, I gotta see that flick!! Anyway, Vic may look like he should belong on the label of a Philippine bottle of maple syrup, but he’s actually SATAN! He lets John live for his soul and a chance to meet Annette Funicello!
Pic! Of course, blind dude offers monster soup. What’s with the blind guys and soup? Spill potential of soup seems pretty danged high for the blind! Yeah, that may offend the hard of seeing, but hey, last I checked, blog’s not in Braille!! And anyway, this is the Philippines, can’t a monster get a decent dish of adobo around here???
“In 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire... The A-Team.”
That’s right, John narrated, produced, and continued Satan’s work with THE A-TEAM! The HORROR!!