Saturday, February 29, 2020

FOXY BROWN - "If You Don't Treat Her Nice She'll Put You On Ice!" (1974)

Tonight's Back in Black Saturday Night Special is a film that was written and directed by Jack Hill,  the same Jack Hill that wrote and directed "Spider Baby," so you know right of the gate that it's gonna be a bit twisted!

"Foxy Brown" is a classic piece of the year 1974. The 70's could be so outrageous you'd think it was all just made up, but the truth is, it was real, and I'm not sure society has ever recovered!

Pam Grier is, was, and will always be, Foxy Brown, and she's got good looks and lots of them, from these coveralls to cocktail dresses, Pam looks fine, all the time!

One of my favorite albeit brief shots, is when this dude goes flying over the top of this car like he was shot out of a catapult!

Pam can be, and look, mean and sassy......

.......Or she can look fine and classy!

Pam can do it all!

She gets beat up and still manages to crack this sucker over the head with a trash can!

She gets shot up with heroin and sexually abused, and still manages to torch these worthless drug-dealing scumsucking sumbitches!

Do it  Pam! They all deserve it!

Some of the other awesome actors in this film are Antonio Fargas as Foxy's degenerate back-stabbing rat of a brother Link Brown!

Tommy Chong has the role of the drug smuggling airplane pilot, and Sid Haig is also in there too, but I failed to get a shot of him.

They might be bad guys but they drive a pretty cool T-Bird!

This is the look you  get on your face when you have pressed the final button, and pushed Foxy Brown over the line! Tough shit pal, that's what you get for being a racist pig!

Foxy's got one more look, and an idea to go along with it!

Finally justice is served, like French fries with a cheeseburger!
It's kinda tough to watch Peter Brown play such an inert asshole after seeing him play all-around good guy sidekick to "The Lawman" for 115 episodes, but in this film, he absolutely deserves everything that happens to him, and it ain't gonna be pretty!

Pam Grier is currently on a show on ABC called "Bless This Mess," that's just getting ready to start it's second season.

 Hey speaking of blessing a mess, and a movie about social injustices, I know a guy who could really use some help these days. His name is Chris Phinney, and he's an artist and musician who has been kicking around since the 80's. Chris was struck while walking in Memphis last October by an uninsured motorist, and has been in a wheelchair ever since, and all he has are a ton of Doctor bills to show for it. If you can find a place in your heart to help a good person, then here's a Gofundme page started up by his daughter. Anything and everything will help. Thanks!

Friday, February 28, 2020

BLOOD SUCKING BABES FROM BURBANK / They're Not Evil... Just Really Really Hungry! - 2007

This seems like a good time to get this one out of the way. In the story, a group of gung-ho archaeology students unearth a cursed jewel box in the Burbank mountains that turns females into blood-thirsty cannibals and guys into snacks.

Yes, good old Professor Stockwell's having an archeology (misspelled) seminar (field trip) in the Burbank mountains, and people are signing up!

Of course, the majority of the participants are cute girls with big boobs, because, you know, you wouldn't have much of a movie without that!

So, weird things start to happen alright, like, what's wrong with that babe's eyes and why is she drooling, and then, is that guy really dead or is he just faking it!

So, here's the deal, Angela's Jewel Box, an artifact created by the King's Sorceress, was lost by New World explorers in 1774 and is found by one of the students. And, it's having an effect on any female that touches the jewels... Makes total sense to me!

Somewhere in Burbank, these gals have been rubbing jewels all over themselves and start to turn on the goofy 'gardener' after he tells them he wants to chop the tree down there behind them! He quickly becomes their entree...

There's also some 'missing arm' drama at the beach wif' this metal detector totin' weirdo.

This dude is at some sleazy nite club out chasing tail, he thinks he's hot shit til he becomes the babes' next meal they chow down on. I guess that Burbank's one Hell of a place!..

Oh what the Eff... Let's get funky about the whole damn thing!.. C'mon Girls, strip!!

My choice as the hottest babe, well, she gets captured and tied up by the good guy, I think his name is Gary, and she squirms and squirms around on the bed for us. My favorite scene so far!

This is pretty funny. at the beach, this jerk gets paid to try and get the girls' jewel box away from them. As one of the babes kicks his ass but good, he keeps saying that he's just an actor, lady, which pisses her off even more! He's the textbook definition of a 'worm.'

OMG, low and behold!.. Gram Gram has the box now and is Queen of X-Ville! Where will the insanity end?!! I have to admit, that is one of my favorite cheap-Ass make up jobs, makes me think of Harry Thomas!

I'll end the month with my favorite shot from this nutty flick, man oh man oh man, that classic surfboard kicks royal ass! Those sexy curves are top notch too, looks like you could ride a wave forever and a day! So, tune in tomorrow for our very last post of February, where Eegah!! gets to choose what goes in the chamber, here at the Dungeon!..

Wednesday, February 26, 2020

POPEYE FOR PRESIDENT - "All Hail To The Spinach" (1956)

 I like to avoid politics as much as possible on this blog, but I'm going to make an exception in this election year, because there is only one candidate I can give my full support to, and that's....


Popeye is the duly represented candidate for the "Spinach Party!"
In later years this would come to be known as the "Green Party!"

Bluto is giving out free cigars in exchange for votes!

All of Popeye's followers ditch him for free cigars!

Popeye stands by his record! (This probably only makes sense if you're 40 or older)

Bluto decides to take things into his own hands!

It turns out that the one deciding vote is by Miss Olive Oyl, but you can see that she has more important things to attend to!

Olive's got a Winter's worth of wood she needs to get chopped before she can think about anything trivial like an election!

Popeye takes care of that task in a hurry!

Olive needs her fields to be plowed!

Again, Popeye is the one that can do it the best!
(Yes, these are sexual innuendos lost on kids!)

The new President and First Lady by a landslide majority from a time when first you got the job done, then you bragged about it, instead of unfulfilled lies and promises!

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