Friday, August 31, 2018

MERRY MELODIES - Goofy Groceries - 1941

It's the end of the month and I swear we all need a good laugh or two... Here's a classic WB cartoon for you, I have the Looney Tunes Golden Collection that consists of freakin' 24 discs of tunes! So, look for more great WB cartoons in the future...

When I see this beautiful artwork, well, it makes me want to spit on the crap we call 'Art' nowadays, it just has no soul for me...

It starts with some contented and discontented moo cows swooning over the Fulla Bull bull.

I had to show the cigarette pipe organ, come on kids, light 'em up if you got 'em!

Then, the barker (ha-ha) shows us some of the talented acts in the grocery store.

There's the wiggling Wiggly Gum dancing girlie...

Under the U-Know Biscuits display the little water nymphs play gleefully in the water!

And, we gots the Cab Can Girls doing their thing, something we all (can) enjoy.

Then, a mean old gorilla tears his way out of the Animal Crackers box, ready to cause a bunch o' trouble for all the other groceries!

That's exactly what he does, too, he seems to be fascinated by one little Can Can Girl.

Jack Bunny joins in and rides his Horse Radish steed to save the Can Can Girl.

The turtle tanks come off their Turtle Soup cans and hit the big ape with a barrage of bullets!

But, he finds a box of fireworks in the corner and lights up a roman candle. Jack Bunny loses his steed when it takes a direct hit from the candle.

Jack grabs a hatchet and runs toward the ape! By the time he gets there though, his hatchet takes so many hits from the candle that he only has a toy cheese slicer!

Then, Superguy shows up to save the day, but, he turns into a baby and starts crying after he's scared straight at the sight of the hulk!!

He lights a big fire cracker and is ready to hand it to Jack when he hears his name being called. Well, mom is mad as Hell, she grabs his ear and drags him back into the damaged box, saving the day at the grocery store.

Jack is holding the fire cracker as it blows up in his face! Welp, there you go, check in tomorrow when Eegah!! brings on the... urr... whatever!!

Wednesday, August 29, 2018

SHOUGEKI GOURAIGAN - "Dual-Gifted Dame" (2013)

 It's 'Wash Your Face' Wednesday in The Dungeon! Let's clean out those pores!
Seriously, your guess is as good as mine! This show dilated my eyes!

Let's just get it straight right out of the box,

SO, just don't question anything! 

"Everyone's mischief and mistakes are just fragments of one,"
So why does the moon rise only when the sun goes down? (Most of the time)

And.....Free Threeloaders!

"Shougeki Gouraigan" ran for 13 episodes! This was episode number four titled "Dual-Gifted Dame"

When the creatures arise, the voices become louder!

"They're truly the people of the light, and what a truly fine freaking light it is!"

Skin is probably the most unappreciated organ!

Whathemuthafukinsonofabitchinhell is that?

Beauty is in the bee of the iPhone holder.

I am of star, may the rain flowers never stop!

Great looking TV monitor!

"This is really terrible!" and the weirdest smog shop I've ever seen!

If you don't get it, you're in good company!

Boring a hole into the cranium like some kind of nuclear worm!

Somebody had to win!

Don't worry, everything's fine!!

Well, at least for the moment anyhow!
Here's a true story. I went to re-order some Thorne Vitamin D on Amazon. The price had tripled and I couldn't figure it out. Here's the deal. They had a new label, so if you re-ordered what you bought before with the old label, it was $44.00. The same exact product with a new label was $14.00. Every boxing match begins with these words, "Protect yourself at all times!" I'm just saying, you have to pay attention!!

Monday, August 27, 2018

THE OUTER LIMITS: Wolf 359 / Season 2 Episode 8 - 1964

Today's classic Outer Limits episode is about a scientist who creates a tiny model of another solar system's planet, seeding it with life, in order to study planetary development. The miniaturization allows the simulation's evolution to advance much faster, and, a ghostly bat-like creature hovers over the model watching the humans, while emitting waves of fear.

This one stars Patrick (THE MAD MAGICIAN) O'Neal, Sara (NEPTUNE'S DAUGHTER) Shane, Peter (CHILD'S PLAY 2) Haskell, Ben (PHARAOH'S CURSE) Wright and Dabney (9 TO 5) Coleman.

Here are scientist Jonathan Meridith and his helper Peter Jellicoe, they have created a mini world in a chamber with the atmosphere from a distant planet called... Wolf 359! First, they find the blood from a test animal is infected with strange cells. Then, they find that all the ants in the lab have died!

They decide to take some photos of the mini planet's surface with their special camera.

While photographing the planet's surface, a ghostly figure appears and they take a shot of it. But, after the photos are developed, there is no image of the creature!

Another photo shows one of the creatures developing on the surface. The creature shown is actually from the episode, The Invisible Enemy!

Jonathan's wife is curious about the progress in the lab so she decides to take a look at the mini world her husband has created. But, she gets a frightening shock when the ghostly figure appears in the viewer.

Here's a nice shot of the weird thing roaming around in the lab.

Jonathan and wifey return from a party in their classic 1964 Ford...

But, something isn't quite right. The tree in the front yard is dead, like, all the life was drained out of it. Also, the cactus breaks apart when he touches it!

Jonathan sends his wife away and fires his helper because he's concerned for their safety. Alone now, Jonathan tries to figure what in the Hell's going on around here anyway. He notices two of his little lab animals are dead.

Then, the thing comes out of nowhere to menace Jonathan again!

It follows him upstairs and starts smothering him under a ghostly cloak.

His wife has returned because she has a bad feeling about Jonathan's safety. He tells her to break the glass containing the experiment, so, she races to the lab, grabs a stool and tosses it through the glass. Within moments, the apparition disappears into nothingness!

Jonathan finishes his report with a warning to never repeat this type of experiment again! Well, looks like Eegah!! will be back on Wednesday with who the Hell knows what!

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