Friday, June 23, 2017

IT CAME FROM ANOTHER WORLD! / All For George Prod. - 2007

Here's a parody of fifties sci-fi, I've never liked these horrible productions in any manner, they're just not funny, and, this stink bomb is freakin' 90 minutes long! So, here's one for you to check out. The dumbass story goes like this... This movie chronicles the continuing adventures of Professor Jackson, first introduced in 2006's THE MONSTER OF PHANTOM LAKE, and, the Professor finds himself tasked yet again with saving the planet from certain doom (really?). When Professor Jackson's colleague and best friend, Dr. Frasier, doesn't return from a scientific expedition in the deep woods, the Professor is sent to find and retrieve him. While searching, the Professor and Canoe Cops, Sven and Gustav, stumble upon an enigmatic meteorite that may hold the answer to Dr. Frasier's disappearance. In black and white.

Things get going when a meteorite crashes down near where Dr. Frasier is writing in his notebook. He leaves his camp and locates an alien object in a small crater...

He touches the thing and a life form comes out, attacks him and enters his body.

The Professor and the Canoe (WTF!!) Cops find the object in its crater. Then, Dr. Frasier shows up and is taken back to town.

At the Professor's lab, Dr. Frasier goes through a number of experiments to determine what seems to be wrong with him after his encounter with the thing from another world!

After having a really bad dream, the doc goes into the bathroom to freshen up, but, the alien dude in the mirror zaps him and takes over his body.

Those gots to be the worst bug-eyes in the history of bug-eyes, obviously made by a 5th grader in arts and crafts class!! This is another reason I despise lo-budg sci-fi parody, JFC, D! Anyway, the doc hypnotizes the Professor's fiancee and gives him a zap for good measure!

The freakin' Canoe Cops and their paddles are just no match for the unearthly, mind-bending powers of the all-mighty doc!

Then, it's the Professor's turn to go up against doc. They fight it out with the paddles to see who will rule the universe... No, really, it's true, it's in the damn script! The Professor loses the battle so gets zapped yet again!

But, the Professor comes up with Plan F-... He gives doc a brain teaser and doc goes nuts trying to solve a conflict in his brain. Then...

Doc turns back into himself, the life force leaves his body and doc........ DIES!!

Join us again tomorrow when Eegah!! will have something special for us... Later!


Dr. Theda said...

Thank you for being our Friends, Guys ... Stacey

Lacey said...

Thank you.
I have to agree with you.
I love parodies of film genres when they are done well.
It is very hard to do these well, however.
For every "Airplane" and "Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid,"
there are twenty "Lost Skeleton of Cadavra" or "Alien Trespass."
You have to treat the idea with respect. You have to play it straight to be effective.

Anonymous said...

I've seen a few of the films made by these guys, and frankly, they suck!

The #1 issue is they're too damned long! They should cap the running time at ONE HOUR and no more! And that professor guy standing and thinking and sucking on his pipe for half an hour is just...poison!

Their first film, THE MONSTER AT PHANTOM LAKE, was what, 96 minutes long? WHAT A STINK-BOMB TURD! They need to stop taking themselves so seriously about their "funny" films, or better yet, just STOP MAKING FILMS!

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