THE BLOODY APE / Human Limbs Torn From Sockets! - 1997

Today's simian slaughter's about a weirdo carnival barker who foolishly releases his 400 pound gorilla that literally goes bananas on a rampage of raw rage and boffo butchery, leaving the low rent population of Long Island either sexually violated, slaughtered or both! It's a gore-soaked grind house movie that was banned from numerous festivals around the world, ignored by critics and loathed by the politically correct.

This thing's filled with no-name actors, seems like a perfect Halloween Countdown submission to Tabonga! So, without further ado, let's get this road on the show!.. Hey, great title card, dude loves the boobs!!

Here's a look at some of the fun to be had at a Long Island carnival. This ride would make me puke if I had to pilot it for more than a few seconds. The Tilt-A-Whirl and Roundup will literally give me a brain aneurysm!

And, here's the carnival barker filling the audience in about his 400 pound ape and what a wonderful pet he is for all the kids! A bit of false advertising to be sure...

The barker brings his 'girlfriend' home for dinner and blows it but good! So, she walks out on him, I guess, because he won't take his hat off in the house? Or, maybe because he's a putz!

Believe it or not, this is the local police detective who gets the job of tracking down the damn dirty ape! And, I thought our low budget Dungeon flick, THE CREEP, had some funny looking characters!

Check out those cool threads the locals are wearing, looks like a bunch of hippies. The bottom photo shows the burning pain after the guy gets his schlong ripped of by the ape while peeing, after the hulk escapes from the carnival!

This cutie is taking a shower for our enjoyment, when...

The big Bloody Ape joins her in the shower! He grabs her boobs a lot and then strangles her!

The killing doesn't end there, he actually slits this gal's throat!

It's not that much better for her roommate, she gets boned by the ape before he strangles her!

Here's our 'heroes' on the job, slacking off, dude's reading a good old Cracked Magazine!

This parking cop get his head ripped off when he accosts the Bloody Ape driving a car he stole from a gas station!

The barker has been hiding the ape in his basement. The thing remembers all the times the barker fucked with him and withheld it's favorite food, bananas!!

Luckily, the detective gets dragged down into the basement, never to be seen again! ...YAY!!

Tune in tomorrow when Eegah!! heads up the festivities as we head down old Halloween Countdown trail... Yee-haw, y'all.

THE WITCH'S CAT - "The Halloween Parade" (1948)

Tonight's Happy Halloween extravaganza is a 1948 Terrytoons cartoon called "The Witch's Cat" that features Mighty Mouse keeping the world safe for some partying mice!

  In 2014, I presented you with "Fankenstein's Cat," another Mighty Mouse cartoon from 1942! Mighty Mouse kept busy his whole career protecting mice and fighting different scary cats!

 The mice are having a Halloween parade. I couldn't find any credits for who performs this Happy Halloween song from 70 years ago, but it should be a staple for every family on October 31st!

 Across the night sky, an eerie apparition appears!

 It's the mean olde witch and her fairly ignorant cat!

 The witch and cat are on a mission to get the cat some mice to eat, presumably because the cat is too dumb to do it all on his own!

 So they swoop down on the mouse house party!

 No matter what the cat tries, he's basically a failure!

 The mice put a mask on the cat's tail, and it scares the crap out of him!

 Then the mice decide to try a different approach! Woo woo!!

 Finally with the witch's help, the cat starts gathering up mice, but as soon as he drops them in the top, they escape through the holes cut in the jack-o-lantern's face!

A call goes out for help!!

 "Here I come to save the day!"

 At first, the witch gasses Mighty Mouse, and gets the upper hand!

 But he snaps out of it, and now there is Hell to pay!!

 Mighty Mouse kicks witch and cat butt all over the place in a mighty tussle!

YAY! Now the party can go on! Let's hear that song again! 

"Come along, come along..."

Happy Happy Halloween!

NIGHT OF THE DEMONS 2 / Angela's Throwing Another Party...Trick Or Treat, Suckers! - 1994

Here's a good flick for Halloween Countdown, the story's about Angela, the ultimate unpleasant party crasher! Angela's sister is taken by her bullying Catholic school classmates to a party at Angela's favorite haunted house, and before long, everybody's being turned into a big pile o' demons! And, only an ass-kicking nun can save the day!!

This thing stars Cristi (KISS OF DEATH) Harris, Darin (DR. GIGGLES) Heames, Robert (DR. ALIEN) Jayne, Merle (BUBBLE BOY) Kennedy and Amelia (NIGHT OF THE DEMONS) Kinkade.

It starts with two guys spying on girls in their dormitory, a really great way to start any movie!!

Here's a nice shot of the gang leaving the school, heading out to their favorite place to party, what else, the haunted house from the first movie!

It's a creepy place to be sure, and before long, freakin' Angela and her helper are preparing for a sacrifice! Seriously, what the Hell.

That fails but then we catch a gander of Angela's handiwork, a for real demon!

If you remember, the first NOTD had a scene where Linnea Quigley stuck a lipstick tube into her boob! In this one though, the tube is full of a creepy ten foot long, I guess worm, that has a sick mind of its own!!

Oh, and by the way... Fucking, OUCH!!!

What a cool shot from outside the haunted property, nice, moody atmosphere!

The word gets out to some nuns and they arrive with their holy water. What better way to deliver death to the demons than holy water in a squirt gun?!

Angela is so demonized that she's ready to sacrifice her own sister to Satan!

But instead, she gets soaked with holy water and dissolves right in front of our eyes!

Then, this snake thing shows up to steal the show! It batters the crap out of the good guys and it seems like it will be the winner of the battle.

Then, a wall panel is kicked through and the bright sunlight 'splodes the monster into a million little pieces, and, the day is saved!!

But, at the end, that damn lipstick tube shows up, making way for NIGHT OF THE DEMONS 3 ~ Like, tune in Wednesday when Eegah!! adds another notch to the old musket!