Friday, October 12, 2018

THE BLOODY APE / Human Limbs Torn From Sockets! - 1997

Today's simian slaughter's about a weirdo carnival barker who foolishly releases his 400 pound gorilla that literally goes bananas on a rampage of raw rage and boffo butchery, leaving the low rent population of Long Island either sexually violated, slaughtered or both! It's a gore-soaked grind house movie that was banned from numerous festivals around the world, ignored by critics and loathed by the politically correct.

This thing's filled with no-name actors, seems like a perfect Halloween Countdown submission to Tabonga! So, without further ado, let's get this road on the show!.. Hey, great title card, dude loves the boobs!!

Here's a look at some of the fun to be had at a Long Island carnival. This ride would make me puke if I had to pilot it for more than a few seconds. The Tilt-A-Whirl and Roundup will literally give me a brain aneurysm!

And, here's the carnival barker filling the audience in about his 400 pound ape and what a wonderful pet he is for all the kids! A bit of false advertising to be sure...

The barker brings his 'girlfriend' home for dinner and blows it but good! So, she walks out on him, I guess, because he won't take his hat off in the house? Or, maybe because he's a putz!

Believe it or not, this is the local police detective who gets the job of tracking down the damn dirty ape! And, I thought our low budget Dungeon flick, THE CREEP, had some funny looking characters!

Check out those cool threads the locals are wearing, looks like a bunch of hippies. The bottom photo shows the burning pain after the guy gets his schlong ripped of by the ape while peeing, after the hulk escapes from the carnival!

This cutie is taking a shower for our enjoyment, when...

The big Bloody Ape joins her in the shower! He grabs her boobs a lot and then strangles her!

The killing doesn't end there, he actually slits this gal's throat!

It's not that much better for her roommate, she gets boned by the ape before he strangles her!

Here's our 'heroes' on the job, slacking off, dude's reading a good old Cracked Magazine!

This parking cop get his head ripped off when he accosts the Bloody Ape driving a car he stole from a gas station!

The barker has been hiding the ape in his basement. The thing remembers all the times the barker fucked with him and withheld it's favorite food, bananas!!

Luckily, the detective gets dragged down into the basement, never to be seen again! ...YAY!!

Tune in tomorrow when Eegah!! heads up the festivities as we head down old Halloween Countdown trail... Yee-haw, y'all.


zillagord said...


Lacey said...

I think this was the bases for Big Bang Theory's "ape movie" Penny did when she first came to LA.

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