Saturday, February 9, 2019

KILLER PARTY - "The April Fool" (1986)

Saturday Night is party night, so tonight's Dungeon Special is just that, a...
"Killer Party!"

I'll give them credit for a killer title!

The beginning is a movie within a movie within a music video!
It starts at a funeral, and this woman getting pulled into the casket by the dead body!

 
But that was just a movie being watched by these kids at the drive-in. This girl doesn't want to make out, so she heads on over to the snack bar, but it's strangely deserted, so she just helps herself to some free popcorn.

Her boyfriend was gone when she got back to the car, but he's back now!

Cut to heavy metal band "White Sister" back in the snack bar!

White Sister's fans are a motley crew!

On the left is Elaine Wilkes as Phoebe, Sherry Willis-Burch as Vivia is in the middle, and on the right is Joanna Johnson as Jennifer!
Anyway, that was all a video that Phoebe was watching on TV!
The real movie is about the horror this trio must endure to get accepted into a snooty sorority!

Now is this a great shot or what?

The great Paul Bartel gives this film a bit more legitimacy!

 
They like to sneak in a lot of shots like this, but it's all a ruse!

Paul's the first one to get it!

There's going to be an April Fool's Day costume party at the olde haunted fraternity house, hence the alternate title!

Costume parties are fun in horror movies because they usually give the killer a chance to hide in plain sight!

As far as horror movies go, at least this one has a sense of humor! 
For instance, the killer is dressed in a deep sea diving helmet! He's pretty destructive, despite how bad his Porfirio vision must be!

In movies like this, a Guillotine in the basement is usually mandatory equipment!

At least there's plenty of refreshments!

The soulless creature from Hell then decides to take over Jennifer's mind and body!

Joanna Johnson is a very pretty girl, and I give her a lot of credit for doing a good job as a maniacal devil!

Most movies have endings.....but this one just stops!
Time to go home! Last call for alcohol!
The party's over!

Friday, February 8, 2019

SHERLOCK HOLMES AND THE DEADLY NECKLACE / Sherlock Holmes vs. Professor Moriarity - 1962

Here's one that probably escaped most people's attention, here, Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson try to solve the case of the stealing of Cleopatra's necklace, found by archaeologists in Egypt. They soon discover that the evil professor Moriarty is behind it all.

It stars Christopher (I, MONSTER) Lee, Hans (THE PHANTOM OF SOHO) Söhnker, Hans (TOWN WITHOUT PITY) Nielsen, Senta (THE TERROR OF DR. MABUSE) Berger, Ivan (DEVIL'S EXORCIST) Desny and Wolfgang (DR. MABUSE vs. SCOTLAND YARD) Lukschy.

After a murder, Holmes and Watson discuss their next course of action...

When Holmes shows Watson how to sidestep someone wielding a long knife. Watson lunges at Holmes and the knife goes flying, landing on a piece of meat the maid has just brought in... What the Hell, man?!

Then, our guys get a tip, they go to the Hare And Eagle Tavern for some answers.

So tricky!.. Holmes and Watson listen in to Professor Moriarty's conversation with a criminal through a broken vent. Watson makes some noise though, and Moriarty has a feeling it's Holmes and crew.

We get to see Chris in a classic outfit, seeing stuff goofs like us would always miss.

Here's the deadly necklace, once owed by Cleopatra, now possessed by Professor Moriarty.

In disguise, Holmes breaks into Moriarty's place and takes back the necklace!

Moriarty and pals are furious when they find out that the necklace has been taken by Holmes!

Holmes agrees to meet the evil professor, but, when his goons surround our super sleuth, he pulls out a police whistle! Moriarty and his men hightail the Hell outta' there!

Moriarty tries another plan to get the necklace back, but it fails.

At the auction, it's announced that the necklace has gone missing and it will not be part of their auction, making lots of people very upset and angry.

Moriarty is happy until Holmes shows up, who goes to the Inspector and shows him that he has the necklace in his possession!

The necklace goes up for auction, Moriarty loses his deadly necklace to a buyer from Texas!! Holmes takes the handle off Moriarty's cane to reveal a flask of liquor - Tune in tomorrow when Eegah!! grabs the reins, here, at The Dungeon...

Wednesday, February 6, 2019

CRIME AGAINST JOE - "That's him....that's the man who attacked me!" (1956)

Tonight's Wild Wednesday feature is a 1956 film directed by Lee "Rollem" Sholem entitled "Crime Against Joe." Lee Sholem had a reputation for having a no nonsense, let's just get this done, attitude! For example, "Crime Against Joe" was scheduled to be shot over the course of seven days. Lee Sholem finished the shoot in five days, hence the nickname "Rollem."
This poster is an amazing piece of exploitation art, and has almost nothing at all to do with the picture. To me the poster projects Julie London as the victim, when she is really the hero, and is just wrong in it's entirety!

One of the greatest things about watching movies from the 50's is you get killer shots like this!

Manly man John Bromfield is Joe Manning. If you like jungle horror films, then John is the man. He starred in "Manfish," "Revenge Of The Creature" and "Curucu, Beast Of The Amazon." Like cowboy TV shows? John was also the star in 78 episodes of "The Man From Cochise."

A depressed Korean war veteran, and wannabe artiste, Joe Manning lives at his Mom's house!
Out of frustration  he just tossed some red paint on this painting!

Joe's Mom supports him, and he calls her by her first name Nora, not Mother or Mom. 
Nora Manning is played by Frances (The Lost Missile, The Night Of The Hunter) Morris.

Joe just might have a bit of a drinking problem!

Filmed entirely in Tucson, Arizona, this was Duke's Drive-In circa 1956!

This is Duke's Drive-In today!

Joe really shouldn't be driving!

A couple of months ago, I told you all about Julie London, and her role in "Nabonga!"
In "Crime Against Joe," Julie plays a carhop named Frances "Slacks" Bennett! It's kind of surprising that they didn't film another Jungle movie with John and Julie instead!

Welcome to the world famous Pago-Pago Lounge, a tiki bar in a Tucson, Arizona.

 In this movie it's called the Pango-Pango Club, because that is the proper pronunciation of Pago-Pago.

The Pago-Pago is no longer open, and at one point turned into the Aku-Aku, and then the Ports O Call. No longer a lounge or restaurant, I read that it is scheduled for restoration!

The singer in the bar is Alika Louis as Irene Crescent in her sole acting performance! She performs  the cool tune "Looking For A Man."

There are a lot of jealous people in this story! The barkeep doesn't like Joe hitting on Irene so he punches his lights out in front of the bar. This cowboy, an old schoolmate of Joe's, witnesses the whole thing!

Joe is wandering around in the middle of the night in a drunken stupor when he stumbles on this pretty gal out sleepwalking. Joe tells the concerned Father, and is given a cordial but brisk thank-you!

So while Joe's out stumbling around town, somebody murders Irene Crescent, and she was found with this high school pin clutched in her hand that Joe and all his classmates received upon graduating.

All Joe has to do is produce his own, and he's in the clear, but who knows where it might be? It's been a few years since he's seen his, and isn't real clear where it's at.

Besides Slacks, Joe's only got one friend who believes in him, Henry Calvin as the cab driver Red Teller! There's only one problem, even though Joe and Slacks aren't an item, Red's still a little jealous just because he's been in love with her for years.
For all you "Zorro" fans, Henry was Sgt. Demetrio Lopez Garcia in 81 episodes of that show!

Looking through the high school yearbook for clues! At this point, almost any of these guys seem like they might be murderers!  Besides the cowboy, there's a politician named Ralph Corey, and a lawyer who are also possible suspects.

George Niles seems like a good candidate, especially after he tries to run Slacks over with his car!

The Father of the sleepwalking girl will not substantiate Joe's story because he thinks it would be too embarrassing for his daughter. She's tired of his overbearing jealousy, and gives him both barrels!
The daughter was played by Patricia (The Black Sleep) Blair. Patricia was also Rebecca Boone in 118 episodes of  the "Daniel Boone" TV series!

Slacks and Joe go to the high school reunion dance for the class of 1945, and while they are at the school, they sneak off to the records office to see if the records show any aberrant anti-social behavior in any of Joe's classmates. 

Uh, Oh, the jig is up, and not only are Joe and Slacks going to finally find out who the killer is, the viewer is about to find out at the same time, but........

.......I think this movie is short enough,
 and good enough, that you should just find out on your own!
Moral of the story....Don't drink and drive!!!

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