D-DAY ON MARS - Republic Pictures - 1966 TV Release

This how they have to watch TV in old day! Hey, dude can look and talk at same time!! Would be perfect if he smoking though!

But, serious... We have everbloody favorite Mars Man, PURPLE MONSTER here at Dungeon tonight! In 1945 Republic make movie serial THE PURPLE MONSTER STRIKES, so 21 year later this flick show up on TV for kids!

All is studio stock music composed by Maxwell, Rosen and Skiles.

Great soundclip here, Eegah!! workin' overtime to put together stuff like... WHERE'S THE PURPLE MONSTER?!!

PM crash into ground at 500 mile per hour, but get out of space pod like just wake up from nap!!

Then, Dr. Layton find out later that he give lift to the wrong dude!!

Craig Foster and Sheila Layton like to play Junior G-Man and Junior G-Gurl. Craig all nosy, Sheila work for Dr. Layton/PM!

Mars has best drugs in solar system!.. MARS RULES!!

PM so stoned he fading out!

Stupid gurlz!!

Craig have to waste valuable time to come and rescue Sheila from water pit she fall into like big airhead!

Man, whotta gig!!

Hey, everbloody, look at what Tabonga get terrific deal on!!

...OOPSIE!!

Then, Big Dork Boss call and say he sending Mars Gurl to help. Hey, she dig Martian drug too!! Mmmmm, petuli!

Craig like to fight, he trouble-maker and never learn how to get along wif' others!

PM blow it big-time, so he decide to get the hell out of Dodge City and go home by stealing Earth rocket!

But, Craig is tricky and he aim atomic ray-gun at speeding rocket.

WHAM!.. BULLSEYE!.. PERFECT END!!

LA NOTTE CHE EVELYN USCI DALLA TOMBA - Bruno Nicolai - "The Night Evelyn Came Out of the Grave" (1971)

All right gang, Eegah!! is back, until something else pisses me off, so I guess I'll be here on Mondays to get your week started, and then back again on Fridays to kick your weekend into gear, so without further delay, let's roll!! Here's a little piece of historical cinematic trash for your enjoyment called "The Night Evelyn Came Out Of The Grave!" It's a jolly little title that stirs up lots of memories of candy and puppies and picnics in the park, and has some of the killerest music you'll ever be lucky enough to hear in a movie!! So without further delay, here's the queen of 1971, my ex-girlfriend, "EVELYN"!!!!!

It was shortly after I escaped from the mental institution that I realized everything was different, and nothing was ever going to be the same again!!

There was no other place for me to go besides the only place I can call home, the local strip club!!

So, what the Hell!!! Just have another drink!! It can't be that bad! C'mon, everything's going to be all right!! Cheers!!!

Then I met this gal who looked and acted a whole lot like that wild eyed cat we brought home from the pound!

I remember something about chains and the smell of acrid but sweet perfume!

Time to have another smoke before the plot gets too thick!!

"It's all just outside appearances Allen, you can't imagine what's going on in here!"

Like a moth to a flame, Evelyn she came!! Pretty cheap date, give this gal a cigarette lighter and she'll entertain herself for hours!!

I have no idea who this freakin' terrific band is, but they are the best part of the film, without a doubt, and had a great sound for 1971!! Everybody else in this movie, I just wanted to lift up over my head and toss in the pool!!

SONS OF HERCULES In The Land Of Darkness / Italy - 1964 / Music by Francesco De Masi

OMG!.. WTF!.. SOB!.. We're back!

Finally, we can get that out of the way...
So, here's Tabonga!

Hello everbloody, again! Old monster naps over now, so, time for Phase II of project. We have plenty of surprises for our unsuspecting victims, we bringed in the old torque wrench and ratchet thing up a bit, so, get ready for Dungeon new carnival rides coming to you ear! You might not ever know what to expect, no kidding!!

Like tonight!

Eegah!! and Tabonga! have new theme song and premiere it here... We so old and so tuff that we must be SONS OF HERCULES!!! Sing along if you know words!

Music dude Francesco De Masi end up with 130 composing credit starting in 1959 and did all kind of genre. Theme song was probably generic for series written by ?.

Dan Vadis dude as Ercole is one of strangest lookin' 'Sons' you ever gonna see but he make lots of sandal anyway! He also play cowboy and Indian.

He show up the very second that Princess is going to get nekkid! Whatta jerk!!

HEEEEEY!.. STOP THAT!!

If he so cold, why not just wear pants? ...Jeez!

Man, that one ug-a-ly varmint there!

Most of Ercole' time is spent wif' this idiot bastard who Tabonga pray would get ax in head or worse at some time during flick, but never happen, he live!!

Awesome miniature set with horses crossing bridge into castle fortress!

Here is best part, Ercole flip everbloody into quicksand pit!.. Hell, yeah!!!

Then, he get all caught!

Hey, that look like Tabonga' playroom!

They were expendable!

Tabonga love this pic!

Ercole get so mad at bad guy he knock everything down!!

Tune in Monday for Eegah!!