Saturday, March 13, 2010

CRYPT OF THE LIVING DEAD / Spain - 1973

Check out this tag line!..

Low budget Spanish flick, original title is "La tumba de la isla maldita." Star Patty Shepard from Greensville, S. Carolina, she was Spain's answer to Italy's Barbara Steele and ended up in 47 roles like in LUCKY, THE INSCRUTABLE, THE FICKLE FINGER OF FATE, TWENTY PACES TO DEATH, DRACULA vs FRANKENSTEIN, DIABOLICAL SHUDDER, THE WEREWOLF vs THE VAMPIRE WOMAN, THE WITCHES' MOUNTAIN, MY DEAR KILLER, CREATION OF THE DAMNED, WATCH OUT, WE'RE MAD! and SLUGS!!

As original title say, take place on some island somewhere, this time... Turkey! Do anybloody spreak Engrish aroun' here? Originally in color, we gots the B+W version here at the Dungeon.

Phillip Lambro responsible for music in today's 'eariffic earclip' for listening pleasure. Phillip has only total of five composer credit including GIT!, BLOOD VOYAGE and MURPH THE SURF!

So, on wif' da show, hey hey hey!... Today, pet tarantula Ralphie' turn to be pushing big red 'GO' button. Okay, he reaching over... he just touching button, and now... CRYPT OF THE LIVING DEAD!

John Holmes have to go to island to find out why his dad get crushed to death during recent excavation, John also is archeologist.

John go down in cellar to see what he can dig up.

Not bad, he uncover 7,000 year old Vampire Queen Hannah! She look damn good for her age!!

John bring up question of threesome...

Mark and Patty think about it.

Tabonga throw this pic in to remind everbloody that flick taking place on some island! Nothin' better than pic-a-nic bas-kit, found stick cane and nice freezing walk on beach, right?

Queen Hannah so old and tired, she have to use her werewolf pal to take care of nosy intruders. Poster show gurl werewolf! That dude no gurl!!

Hey, don't get too close, she gots really bad breath!!

What you know, cross even work on 7,000 year old vampire?!

Villagers eventually catch up with Queen and set her on fire!

Mmmmm, caramel vampire skull on a stick!

Ah crap, here we go again!!.. Wowzers, that's some fancy schmancy baby tooth fangs she gots goin' on there!

This time, sell it as a horror-comedy, exploitation at its finest!!

4 comments:

prof. grewbeard said...

another one i haven't seen and still not sure i want to...do i? can't make up my mind...thoughts fuzzy, unfocused...zzzzzzzzzzzzz...
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Eegah!! and Tabonga! said...

Living dead stuff will do that to you!!

Christopher said...

...I remember when this came out..never saw it...LOL..Caramel skull on a stick

Pamela Brown said...

Watched it. It was okay... love the caramel... lol..

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