Friday, February 8, 2019

SHERLOCK HOLMES AND THE DEADLY NECKLACE / Sherlock Holmes vs. Professor Moriarity - 1962

Here's one that probably escaped most people's attention, here, Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson try to solve the case of the stealing of Cleopatra's necklace, found by archaeologists in Egypt. They soon discover that the evil professor Moriarty is behind it all.

It stars Christopher (I, MONSTER) Lee, Hans (THE PHANTOM OF SOHO) Söhnker, Hans (TOWN WITHOUT PITY) Nielsen, Senta (THE TERROR OF DR. MABUSE) Berger, Ivan (DEVIL'S EXORCIST) Desny and Wolfgang (DR. MABUSE vs. SCOTLAND YARD) Lukschy.

After a murder, Holmes and Watson discuss their next course of action...

When Holmes shows Watson how to sidestep someone wielding a long knife. Watson lunges at Holmes and the knife goes flying, landing on a piece of meat the maid has just brought in... What the Hell, man?!

Then, our guys get a tip, they go to the Hare And Eagle Tavern for some answers.

So tricky!.. Holmes and Watson listen in to Professor Moriarty's conversation with a criminal through a broken vent. Watson makes some noise though, and Moriarty has a feeling it's Holmes and crew.

We get to see Chris in a classic outfit, seeing stuff goofs like us would always miss.

Here's the deadly necklace, once owed by Cleopatra, now possessed by Professor Moriarty.

In disguise, Holmes breaks into Moriarty's place and takes back the necklace!

Moriarty and pals are furious when they find out that the necklace has been taken by Holmes!

Holmes agrees to meet the evil professor, but, when his goons surround our super sleuth, he pulls out a police whistle! Moriarty and his men hightail the Hell outta' there!

Moriarty tries another plan to get the necklace back, but it fails.

At the auction, it's announced that the necklace has gone missing and it will not be part of their auction, making lots of people very upset and angry.

Moriarty is happy until Holmes shows up, who goes to the Inspector and shows him that he has the necklace in his possession!

The necklace goes up for auction, Moriarty loses his deadly necklace to a buyer from Texas!! Holmes takes the handle off Moriarty's cane to reveal a flask of liquor - Tune in tomorrow when Eegah!! grabs the reins, here, at The Dungeon...

Wednesday, February 6, 2019

CRIME AGAINST JOE - "That's him....that's the man who attacked me!" (1956)

Tonight's Wild Wednesday feature is a 1956 film directed by Lee "Rollem" Sholem entitled "Crime Against Joe." Lee Sholem had a reputation for having a no nonsense, let's just get this done, attitude! For example, "Crime Against Joe" was scheduled to be shot over the course of seven days. Lee Sholem finished the shoot in five days, hence the nickname "Rollem."
This poster is an amazing piece of exploitation art, and has almost nothing at all to do with the picture. To me the poster projects Julie London as the victim, when she is really the hero, and is just wrong in it's entirety!

One of the greatest things about watching movies from the 50's is you get killer shots like this!

Manly man John Bromfield is Joe Manning. If you like jungle horror films, then John is the man. He starred in "Manfish," "Revenge Of The Creature" and "Curucu, Beast Of The Amazon." Like cowboy TV shows? John was also the star in 78 episodes of "The Man From Cochise."

A depressed Korean war veteran, and wannabe artiste, Joe Manning lives at his Mom's house!
Out of frustration  he just tossed some red paint on this painting!

Joe's Mom supports him, and he calls her by her first name Nora, not Mother or Mom. 
Nora Manning is played by Frances (The Lost Missile, The Night Of The Hunter) Morris.

Joe just might have a bit of a drinking problem!

Filmed entirely in Tucson, Arizona, this was Duke's Drive-In circa 1956!

This is Duke's Drive-In today!

Joe really shouldn't be driving!

A couple of months ago, I told you all about Julie London, and her role in "Nabonga!"
In "Crime Against Joe," Julie plays a carhop named Frances "Slacks" Bennett! It's kind of surprising that they didn't film another Jungle movie with John and Julie instead!

Welcome to the world famous Pago-Pago Lounge, a tiki bar in a Tucson, Arizona.

 In this movie it's called the Pango-Pango Club, because that is the proper pronunciation of Pago-Pago.

The Pago-Pago is no longer open, and at one point turned into the Aku-Aku, and then the Ports O Call. No longer a lounge or restaurant, I read that it is scheduled for restoration!

The singer in the bar is Alika Louis as Irene Crescent in her sole acting performance! She performs  the cool tune "Looking For A Man."

There are a lot of jealous people in this story! The barkeep doesn't like Joe hitting on Irene so he punches his lights out in front of the bar. This cowboy, an old schoolmate of Joe's, witnesses the whole thing!

Joe is wandering around in the middle of the night in a drunken stupor when he stumbles on this pretty gal out sleepwalking. Joe tells the concerned Father, and is given a cordial but brisk thank-you!

So while Joe's out stumbling around town, somebody murders Irene Crescent, and she was found with this high school pin clutched in her hand that Joe and all his classmates received upon graduating.

All Joe has to do is produce his own, and he's in the clear, but who knows where it might be? It's been a few years since he's seen his, and isn't real clear where it's at.

Besides Slacks, Joe's only got one friend who believes in him, Henry Calvin as the cab driver Red Teller! There's only one problem, even though Joe and Slacks aren't an item, Red's still a little jealous just because he's been in love with her for years.
For all you "Zorro" fans, Henry was Sgt. Demetrio Lopez Garcia in 81 episodes of that show!

Looking through the high school yearbook for clues! At this point, almost any of these guys seem like they might be murderers!  Besides the cowboy, there's a politician named Ralph Corey, and a lawyer who are also possible suspects.

George Niles seems like a good candidate, especially after he tries to run Slacks over with his car!

The Father of the sleepwalking girl will not substantiate Joe's story because he thinks it would be too embarrassing for his daughter. She's tired of his overbearing jealousy, and gives him both barrels!
The daughter was played by Patricia (The Black Sleep) Blair. Patricia was also Rebecca Boone in 118 episodes of  the "Daniel Boone" TV series!

Slacks and Joe go to the high school reunion dance for the class of 1945, and while they are at the school, they sneak off to the records office to see if the records show any aberrant anti-social behavior in any of Joe's classmates. 

Uh, Oh, the jig is up, and not only are Joe and Slacks going to finally find out who the killer is, the viewer is about to find out at the same time, but........

.......I think this movie is short enough,
 and good enough, that you should just find out on your own!
Moral of the story....Don't drink and drive!!!

Monday, February 4, 2019

LOONEY TUNES: Porky's Party / A Bob Clampett Cartoon! - 1938

I'm in the mood for some humor today, and for good reason... Here's a great WB cartoon directed by my favorite director, Bob Clampett. What's interesting is that the writer is unknown, not even listed on IMDb!

The story starts with Porky receiving a present from his Uncle Pincus Pig. It's a silk worm from the Orient, and if you want it to perform, you say... Sew!

Porky gives it a test, but when the little worm starts knitting bras, panties and other items for women, Porky stops the show when he puts it in his pocket.

After Porky gets cleaned up in the bathroom, his pooch Black Fury decides to check out Porky's hair growing formula that just happens to be 99% alcohol...

Black Fury chugs on the bottle and after he's good and drunk, he pours the formula all over his head in his stupor! Love those rubbery Clampett images.

Porky's two friends arrive, a penguin and a goose. Porky gets punked by the goose when they shake hands at the door!

The silk worm starts knitting again when Porky says that his friend was soooo crazy!

The worm knits more women's lingerie so Porky tosses it away, right into the penguin's ice cream! The worm starts making silk top hats and the penguin gets one stuck in his head!

The goose tries to help with the only way a cartoon character knows how!..

Back in the bathroom, Black Fury decides he needs a shave. The electric razor chases him out of the room and he finds Porky at the party table. Everyone thinks Black Fury is a mad dog!

The guys all run as fast as they can away from Porky's pooch!

The penguin has a tussle with Black Fury in the bed and when the dust settles, they realize that he's fine, he's not mad at all...

But, the prnguin still has a problem with that damn top hat and the goose helps out yet again!

Th, th, that's all folks! Tune in again on Wednesday when we continue down the old dusty Dungeon trail, just the way you like it.

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