Monday, July 9, 2018

THE OUTER LIMITS: The Man Who Was Never Born / Season 1 Episode 6 - 1963

Here we go!.. A 20th Century astronaut, caught in a time warp, and a hideously malformed future Earthling go back in time hoping to change history. They target a young woman before she can give birth to the scientist who creates a bio-warfare agent which ravages the future Earth and all humans!

This classic episode stars Martin (SPACE: 1999) Landau, Shirley (183 acting credits, still working) Knight and John (big brother of Tim) Considine.

Unknown to Captain Reardon, he has just passed through a time warp in space and is preparing to land back on Earth...

But, things aren't quite the same as he remembered, like, that freak thing right there!

Andro, in a library to verify the event, explains to the captain about what has caused the mutations and sent the world into turmoil. It's all because of one man's bio-warfare creation!

The captain decides to take Andro back to the past to show everyone what the future holds for them if they do not prevent the event from happening. But, during the flight when the ship passes through the time warp again, the captain disappears and Andro is now by himself!

The ship lands in a beautiful area in the woods, a young woman is seen in a boat on a lake.

Andro has the power to make himself appear as a normal human being through hypnosis. He has followed Noelle into the inn where she's staying and talks with her. Noelle is the future mother of the man who invents the bio disease!

Andro gets a room at the inn and the landlady sees him in his normal state for a moment and is shaken by what she thinks she saw!

This is Lt. Cabot, he's engaged to Noelle, he has the weekend off and visits her at the inn. Andro tries to convince him not to marry Noelle, and there could be dire consequences if he does. Lt. Cabot doesn't like where this is going and turns hostile toward Andro.

Soon after that, it's wedding day at the inn... During the ceremony though, Andro runs in and disrupts it before the vows are given. Andro runs away and everyone sees him as the deformed creature. Noelle follows him as the others try and figure out what just happened!

In the woods, Noelle confesses to Andro that she loves him and not Cabot. She wants to go with him, back to the future...

Andro needs to make up his mind quickly, because, Lt. Cabot and his buddies are armed, on their way, and they mean business!

Andro grabs Noelle and gets her in the ship during a barrage of bullets. Then, they blast off, it's back into space they go...

And wouldn't you know it, here's where the title comes in, Andro disappears after going through the time warp again, because, you know, he was... The Man Who Was Never Born! So, check in again on Wednesday for more Dungeon Scratch!

Saturday, July 7, 2018

ROCK 'N' ROLL NIGHTMARE - THOR - "Arch Angel" (1987)

The Prom is over, and now it's time for drunken madness and the "Rock 'N' Roll Nightmare" to begin! 
Welcome to The Dungeon, Let's rock!

The sad thing is that this is probably one of the best movies I've seen in awhile!

Get it straight right away, and you won't need to know much more! This is a movie about a Canadian Heavy Metal dude known as THOR! His complete name is Jon Mikal Thor!

If I remember right, there was a story, but does it really matter? 
We're talkin' about THOR here!

This is the place where I would put up a soundclip in the old days, but just go do a YouTube search for Thor or "Rock'N' Roll Nightmare" and I'm sure you'll find something unbeliebvable!

So let's get this death match started! 
It's Thor vs. The Devil!
Place your bets at the window!

For being from such a hot spot, the Devil is actually pretty cool!

But... Is all that evilness enough to put up with the likes of THOR?

THOR and I both say Hell no! Go back where you belong!

"Rock 'N' Roll Nightmare" is 83 minutes long! I was lucky to see a version that had been edited down to 34 minutes! This is an issue I talk about all the time! At 34 minutes, "Rock 'N' Roll Nightmare" kills it, but at 83 minutes, it would be a suckfest!

Do you really think The Devil has even a remote chance against THOR?

Am I the only one in the world that notices how much THOR looks like Farrah Fawcett?

Eat shit and die Beelzebub, you offal sumbitch!!

In an effort to get more viewers, "Rock 'N' Roll Nightmare" was also released  in the UK as "The Edge Of Hell!" I'm not sure it worked!

Friday, July 6, 2018

PROM NIGHT / This Year Prom Night Will Be A Scream! - 1980

Today's story's about revenge... For years, high school seniors Kelly Lynch, Jude Cunningham, Wendy Richards and Nick McBride have been hiding the truth of what happened to ten-year-old Robin Hammond the day her broken body was discovered near an abandoned convent. That day, they had taunted Robin, backed her into a corner, frightened her as she stood on a window ledge and watched her to her death! Although it was an accident, the four feared they would be held responsible and vowed to never tell what happened. But guess what?.. That's right, someone else was there that day, watching, and now, that someone is ready to exact murderous revenge on good old prom night!

This one stars Jamie Lee (THE FOG, HALLOWEEN) Curtis and Leslie (DARK INTRUDER, CREEPSHOW) Nielsen and features a big pile of second string actors, filmed in Canada.

Here's how the authorities find young Robin Hammond on the day of her death, she has fallen from a 3rd story window...

Years later, a mysterious caller starts checking in by phone to threaten the four people responsible for Robin death, a time when you could get away with that shit. Nowadays, the FBI can just show up at your door and take you away.

Here's Jamie Lee with teacher and other girls on the tennis court at high school...

Before leaving the court, this high school hottie teases the maintenance guy by showing him her fine ass! Actually, they show this guy doing creepy stuff throughout the movie, just so you think that he's probably the killer, he ain't. Funny, he looks like freakin' Joe Pera!..

Then, on the day of the prom, well, gym class gets a little freaky when Jamie Lee and her pal check out the broken mirror in the dressing room!

It's prom night and disco rules! Man, they took this shit way too seriously, I mean, all the songs are driven by that heavy electronic keyboard and the dancers are doing these crazy over the top, go for broke moves and poses with soulful expressions on their faces as they strut around, including poor Jamie Lee.. And hey, there's even Leslie Nielsen cutting up the disco rug!

I sum it up as just, plain... EMBARRASSING!!

The maniac is out doing in anyone involved in Robin's death. Yeah, and it's too bad if their friends also get caught up in the action!

A classic horror movie shot!

Well anyway, the killer has made it back to the school and is wielding an ax! Proof is in the pudding, because, there's a nicely chopped off head there on the old disco floor!!

The psycho goes after Jamie Lee's beau, Nick, so she jumps in, manages to get the ax loose and tosses it away! Psycho then starts strangling Nick...

It's asses and elbows when Jamie Lee retrieves the ax from under a table and then conks the killer in the head with it!!

It turns out to be Robin's brother, who was also at the convent that day, hidden from the others. So, that's that!! Another one bites the dust... So, we're back tomorrow with more Dungeon Junk 4 U ~

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