Monday, May 7, 2012

SANTO vs THE DIABOLICAL HATCHET / Filmica Vergara Comisiones - 1965

It's Mexican Monster Monday with Tabonga, here at The Dungeon!.. Our feature is only Santo's 9th movie of the 54 he starred in, and, he even time travels in this one! We'll see more of Santo this month, too.

Sooo, lets get this rocket rollin'.. You can push the big red 'GO' button there on top of Old Smokey, NOW, Ralphie The Tarantula! Here's some sounds from... SANTO vs THE DIABOLICAL HATCHET!

This story even has the origin of Santo, the movie begins in the year is 1603, where, Santo is being laid to rest, to later return to the land of the living to fight evil once again... It's kinda weird to see him dead!

In present time, our hero is unknowingly being persued by an evil executioner from the past!

Well, even if you're Santo, and, have a girlfriend, you're obliged to take your mask off every now and again out of courtesy, and, you can kiss a lot better that way too!

Santo puts 2 + 2 together and figures out that the Encapuchado Negro is in the present to do him harm!

Dr. Zanoni tests his time travelling machine on Santo...

Here, you can see Santo leave his body to go back in time!

Back at the ranch, Hatchet Dude has a secret meeting with Dick, err.. Satan! They plan their next stratego against the elusive man in the silver mask.

He also has a mentor figure, like in SHAZAM!

I love to watch Santo in the ring, even if he's down he always comes back, especially when his opponents are cheating or playing too rough!

Santo's girlfriend is in the audience, so, he knows he's going to get a big kiss in the locker room!

Hey, let's sneak a little peek of her in her nightie!.. Woob!

Santo has to literally climb to the top of this creepy old mansion to get inside, where, Hatchet Dude is waiting for him, what else.

I was looking at this picture and thinking, man, I'd love to have a room like that, it gots atmosphere... And, if it's one thing I am, it's definitely atmospheric!

Coincidently, in Santo's very next screen adventure, he meets... The Strangler!! Looks like Hatchet Dude got a jump on him!

Saturday, May 5, 2012

PHENOMENA - Goblin Et Al - "Creepers" (1985)

1985's not a place I venture into often, but for this Saturday Night Special, I'm going to make an exception!! The original title of this Dario Argento film was "Phenomena," but the watered down Americano version is titled "Creepers!" For an amazing blow by blow description of the edits, check THIS PLACE out!! Awesome!!

Juxtaposed between maggots and a 15 year old Jennifer Connelly, you have "CREEPERS!" Her name just happens to be Jennifer, and she communicates with bugs!!!

It's the proverbial Richard Wagner Skool For Girlz, and since this film is a Gesamtkunstwerk of horror in itself, it's perfectly fitting!! Yeehaw!!! Grab yourself a cereveza and let's get this fiesta rolling!!

Jeepers Creepers, where'd you get those Peepers, girl? "Creepers" was Jennifer Connelly's first starring role!! Her first real appearance was on TV in "Tales Of The Unexpected," and in her first film, she was a dancer in Sergio Leone's "Once Upon A Time In America!"

The musical credits include Argento du jour, Goblin, Simon Boswell, Bill Wyman of The Stones, Motörhead, Andi Sex Gang, Iron Maiden etc.......

........and the bad dreams are just barely getting started! Sleep walking, falling off of balconies, and walking into traffic, not good!

Dungeon regular Donald (Halloween) Pleasence is Jennifer's only hope!

"Phenomena" is right up there with Madballs, one moment shockingly beautiful like this, and the next moment, grosser than a three legged cyclops picking his nose, or anything else you had ever previously imagined!! One word up that nasal passage, Argento!!

All the other girls in the skool start ragging on Jennifer, and without even trying, the bugs swarm out to assist her!

Red buttons aplenty, here's a shot that will make Ralphie and Rufus drool!

So much weird crap has been going on, Jennifer's ready to bail, BUT the kindly headmistress of the skool, Frau Brückner as portrayed by the woman who would be Dario Argento's wife, if he had one, Daria (Deep Red) Nicolodi talks her into staying one more night!!
ONE MORE NIGHT!!

Bad decision!!

You watch this, and you can't help but wonder, did they really put a beautiful 15 year old girl in a rancid vat of dead vermin and maggots? Jeez, "Labyrinth" must have been a piece of cake after this!

Two words for two pictures, Jennifer Connelly!!

So, here's the deal, there are two completely different things going on here, Jennifer communicates with insects, and Frau Brückner has a freaky-deaky pipsqueak of a killer son of a bitch, as a son!

Bugs 13, Pipsqueak 0! Game over you little jerk!!

Jennifer finally escapes this harrowing frightmare!!

And the monkey gets the last laugh!!!

Friday, May 4, 2012

THE BRAINIAC / Cinematográfica ABSA - 1962

Welcome to Friday Night Mexican Monster Mash with Tabonga, here at The Dungeon!.. This is the English dubbed version of EL BARON DEL TERROR by the K. Gordon Murray gang. Good old K. (Kenneth) dubbed a number of Mexican flicks so they could be shown on American television in the sixties including CURSE OF THE DOLL PEOPLE, THE LIVING COFFIN, THE CURSE OF THE CRYING WOMAN, THE MAN AND THE MONSTER and THE WITCH'S MIRROR. This is the first of Tabonga's Mad Mexican Monstruo postings for the merry ol' month of May!

Eegah!! put together a fun little soundclip of the bar scene and more, sooo, push the big red 'GO' button there next to the radio-active bird cage, NOW, Rufus The Gnat! Here's some music from... THE BRAINIAC!

The convoluted story goes like this... In the year 1661, Baron Vitelius of Astara is sentenced to be burned alive by the Holy Inquisition for witchcraft and other crimes. As he's dying in the fire, he swears vengeance against the descendants of the Inquisitors present at his trial. 300 years later, the same comet that was passing overhead on the night of the Baron's execution, returns to Earth and brings with it the Baron in the form of a horrible, brain-sucking monster!

So you know, it's 1961 right there! Love that shot.

One time, Eegah!! bought a telescope so's he could check out the heavenly bodies in space... And, it was totally impossible to ever focus it in on anything! It ended up as a prop in our lil' Dungeon flick, SILVER ANGEL vs THE DEATH ZOMBIES.

When the rubber 'comet' crashes to the ground, man, it's one hilarious, unbelievable, goofy sight because it bounces!

After the Baron sucks this poor unfortunate dude's brain out, he steals his pants! How rude.

Abel Salazar plays the Baron. His career started in 1941 and he was also in EL VAMPIRO and THE BLACK PIT OF DR. M.

This monster has gotta be Mexico's weirdest film creation!

By day, he's a distinguished looking Baron, at night, he's a disgusting looking brain sucker! His 'hands' always bothered me.

Here, the guy's frozen in place by the Baron's hypnotic stare and has to watch as his wife gets her brain sucked out!

Then, he pays these Inquisitor ancestors a little vengeful visit in the middle of the night.

Another victim of the Baron's special brand of destruction!

The Baron even has a stash of moldy brains that he keeps hidden in a wooden box. Here he is, having a little snack!

The coppers finally show up with flame throwers, because, they're not taking any chances!

And, they do what they gotta do!.. Goodnight, putrid Baron.

Here's an original lobby card showing the monster in the insert, always the most desirable card in a set!

Monster Music

Monster Music
AAARRGGHHH!!!! Ya'll Come On Back Now, Y'Hear??