Monday, October 26, 2020

LEYENDAS MACABRAS DE LA COLONIA / Macabre Legend Of The Colony - 1974

Nothing says Halloween quite like Mexican wrasslers, I mean, like, they're already wearing masks! And if they want candy, all they have to do is beat up some kid and take theirs!!

In today's wild tale, luchador Tinieblas (The Giant) buys a macabre painting from an art dealer, he hangs it in his house and invites Mil Mascaras, El Fantasma Blanco (The White Ghost) and two pretty ladies over check it out. But when the clock strikes midnight, they are all transported back to colonial times where they have to go up against Spanish Conquistadors, Aztec warriors, an evil witch, and her bloodthirsty living dead mother, and who is the woman in the painting! 

Here's where we start... The painting. But, instead of telling this confusing tale again, I'm going to make up my own Halloween Hoots, it's a natural and I thought it'd be funny, for a change...

At the wrassling stadium before they go trick or treating, Tinieblas and Mil are in a contest to see who has the best mask. The audience is asked to cheer for the winner, loudest cheer wins. Right out of the chute, Tinieblas gets booed!!

Man, candy's the root of all evil... These guys are freaking grown ups!!

The boys come upon some easy pickings, so, they beat the snot out of the nerds, grab their candy bags, and then run away!

This girl's brat brother ate her candy corn and she wants them BACK!!

Come here kid so I can strangle you!!..

Okay, who's up for some hot witches' brew?.. C'mon you chicken, it's yummy!

Mil and the gang meet up with their friends, ready for a night of fun and treats.

As the friends roam the neighborhood, they notice a cool-ass floating fantasm that someone put up. One of the girls actually started screaming after she saw it! Everyone laughed.

Great, great, great grandma wants to hand out candy but is told to wash her hands first.

Mil and the gang agree to be locked up in a cell for a friend's haunted house gag.

Mil let's a Halloween buddy try a Vulcan nerve pinch on him to see if it really works.

It figures, another fight breaks out over candy!

At a party, the two girls dressed up as prostitutes take a painting off the wall and smash it over the head of that stuck up bitch Stacy!

After wolfing down all their candy, everyone is whoozy and disoriented, they pledge to NEVER DO THAT EVER AGAIN!! Then the boys realize, they need to get back to the stadium for another scheduled wrassling match!! Oh, I gotta puke!

They show up and have to battle three guys whose candy they stole!

And the lesson learned is... Don't let candy rule your life, it ain't worth it, just look!! Welp, we gots only two more posts before Halloween, so, don't miss 'em!!

2 comments:

KD said...

Hmm...this one almost reminds me of a certain film...was it "The Silver Angel vs. The Death Zombies" perhaps? Could be! ;)

Grant said...

Some people say this is one of the weaker Luchadores movies, but I've always liked it.

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