Friday, January 18, 2019

GODZILLA vs. KING GHIDORAH / Let's Get Ready To Rumble! - 1991

This one's complicated, but, it goes like this... Time travellers from the 23rd century return to 1992 to warn Japan that Godzilla will cause a catastrophic nuclear incident in the 21st century and suggest a way to get rid of the big old monster, forever! They want to go back in time to 1945, to Ragos Island, where a dinosaur was exposed to radiation from the Bikini H-Bomb test, and became Godzilla. Upon completion of this task, King Ghidrah appears in 1992 and the visitors' true plan is discovered, they wish to destroy Japan so it will not become the dominant economic force in the future!

Here are the head honchos from the 23rd century, two British dudes and an Asian girl... (?). After arriving in their flying saucer, they warn the Japanese that if they want to continue as a country, they need to destroy Godzilla when it soon arrives, before it totally annihilates Japan, and, they will help out!

Then, sure thing, Big G shows up!..

Later, we find out the dudes' master plan... They pull King Ghidorah out of their ass to assist them in making sure that Japan actually does get completely destroyed!

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Anyway, there's a revolt amongst the saucer crew and two 23rd century patriots decide to help Japan defeat the bad guys. They redirect the saucer to Godzilla instead of letting it head back to the future!

Godzilla blows the Hell out of the saucer with the dudes inside!.. How beautiful stuff is when it's blown up. Reminds me of what the universe must have looked like as it was forming!

After the big guy takes out Ghidorah, it just goes around knocking buildings over and roasting the military! Love that shot of the ray machine getting blasted.

What the?!.. Looks like the Japanese refurbished King Ghidorah's mangled corpse with some special equipment, time to rumble!!.. Ghidorah is now controlled with the help of the useful time travelers. Come on you big 3-headed freak!!

The middle metal head sends out a special 3-D ray, nice!

Ghidorah is equipped with special electrified restraints, but, why?

Well, for them to both drop into the ocean, where the story began... Watch the movie.

Here's the girl that controlled Ghidorah in her little rocket plane, she came all the way from the 23rd century to save the day! Tune in tomorrow where Eegah!! tries to figure out what the Hell he's going to have for us, here, at The Dungeon!..

1 comment:

Randall Landers said...

As much as I love Godzilla, this future-dudes plot to destroy Japan is just bad. I really was disappointed in this one. Give me the original ape-men-from-planet-x any day over this tripe. :)

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