Friday, January 29, 2016

BLOODSUCKERS FROM OUTER SPACE / One Of Those Productions - 1984

In the quest to include in our Dungeon Cyclopedia as many wild 'n' weird movies as we possibly can, well, there are times when we just have to take a hard kick to the nuts in order to move things along. That's the case with today's WTF!! piece-o-crap. I dare any of you out there to watch it, a cruel punishment. There's a big difference between comedy and parody, THE THREE STOOGES is comedy, this is definitely not comedy even though it's billed as such... It's soooo bad, it's STUPID BAD! Check out some of the moronic dialogue in the sound clip to verify.

The scream you hear at the beginning of the sound clip is how you'll feel after you watch it!

The teaser has our big farmer out working in the yard when a weird loud noise from nowhere surrounds him and he turns into the first victim, a freakin' bloodsucker from outer space?

I have a sound clip from this thing for your approval, sooooo, you can push the big red 'GO' button located there by our crap movie shelf, NOW, Rufus The Gnat!.. Here's... BLOODSUCKERS FROM OUTER SPACE!

I think this weird dude is Uncle Joe (I paid no attention while watching) and you can hear him in the sound clip tell y'all whut he lurnt by watching Fox News!

The military joins the local medical team to try and solve the bloodsucker problem. Funny? NO!

Our curious hero and his girlfriend visit the farm to try and get some answers about those pesky bloodsuckers. They get no answers from the busy farmer, so, go into the house to see the wife. Nice place, comes with a tom turkey!

Hey, nice paint job too!.. Who's your decorator, Dracula?! Love that bottom photo, looks like a postcard from Hell....

Not sure what's going on here besides a fight, but, looks pretty interesting.

Our hero grabs a chain saw and lops off the farmer's forearm, then, splits with his girlfriend.

I really like this shot, a bloodsucker piloting that classic Chevy dump truck looks cool.

This weird looking guy shows up sometime during the movie to confuse things!

The most interesting thing about this flick is the fact that they scored Pat Paulsen to play a cameo role as the horny American president. We love Pat!.. Eegah!! is up tomorrow with our last post for January...


Grant said...

I've never seen it, but I can't help liking the inside joke of Pat Paulsen as the president (since he ran for president in real life many times, mainly in a tongue-in-cheek way).

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