Saturday, January 9, 2010

TERROR AT RED WOLF INN / Far West - 1972

Welcome to Saturday Shocker Shindig here at the Dungeon. Tabonga here, today we gots one weirdie an' a half, no kidding! Is actually dark comedy with typical lousy seventies characters, sights and sounds! Original title is TERROR HOUSE. A few Alternate title are THE FOLKS AT RED WOLF INN, TERROR ON THE MENU and CLUB DEAD!

Gurlie music is by Bill Marx, who coincidentally was composer for last Saturday post, too! What Hell!.. Well, at least he versitile!!

So, Eegah!! able give us nice auditory sampling mix of pleasure an' pain! We never had such incipid tune here at Dungeon since SANTA CLAUS CONQUERS THE MARTIANS... This time, hippie-folk-gurlie stlye!

Lil' Piff the Gnat miss turn on Wednesday, so he get to push big red 'GO' button for today soundclip. He can do it because he eat his spinach! Hit that button, lil' Piffles!.. Boi-oi-oing!!.. WELCOME TO RED WOLF INN!

"There'll be bluebirds over the white cliffs of Dover, tomorrow, just you wait and see. There'll be love and laughter, forever after, my darling, just for you and me."

* ¡Ay Cabrón! Pinche Madre...

Regina go home and mysteriously find letter that say she win free vacation at Red Wolf Inn, including airplane ride there, so, she call to make sure she not being punked!

Little reminder... Beatles was number one band in world in 1972!!

Sky King fly her to location to be picked up in station wagon, what else, and take ride to fancy inn. Seem spookier at night!

Look like they use same greenish flood in both scene!

Welcome, everbloody... Welcome to Red Wolf Inn! Two other gurlz win free vacation too.

Tagline read: "They'd love to have you for dinner." Same kind of double entendre like, " How To Serve Man!"

What's up, doc?

What, like this?..

Mary Jackson play Evelyn Smith. Mary end up with decent 91 acting credit starting on TV in 1951!! She appear on MY 3 SONS, ROUTE 66, THE MANY LOVES OF DOBIE GILLIS, THE OUTER LIMITS, THE FUGITIVE, THE INVADERS, THE ANDY GRIFFITH SHOW, TARGETS (with Boris!), THE ROCKFORD FILES, THE WALTONS, FAERIE TALE THEATER, THE JEFFERSONS, STINGRAY, BIG TOP PEE WEE, THE EXCORCIST III and more, not too bad!

You can figure out you own twisted caption for this one!.. Eek!!

Just hungry, that's all!..

Poppy John played by dude who have one of Tabonga' favorite name, Arthur Space!! Arthur have a total of 256 acting credit, including flick like SWING SHIFT MAISIE, THE BIG NOISE, LEAVE IT TO BLONDIE, ABBOTT AND COSTELLO IN HOLLYWOOD, BLACK BEAUTY, THE CRIMSON CANARY, THE RED HOUSE, THE FULLER BRUSH MAN, THE FULLER BRUSH GIRL, JET JOB, TARGET EARTH and a ton of TV!

Okay, JEEZ, enough wif' all da' food, already!

That much better!!......... Hey, wait, he trying to fish out piece of baloney stuck between her tooth!

"Listen to me baby, I got something to say... It's time to have a party, and, I'm sure you'll want to stay!"

"We'll start with party hats, and some blowouts for some fun!"

"There'll be a barrell full of monkeys..."

"And, a weenie in a bun!"

All those lines from very cool tune from unhinged garage grunge band HERMANOS GUZANOS! Eegah!! play bass and sing, whoa!

Mom want rump roast for dinner, so Baby John go to market! Dude name is... "Baby John!"

So, Regina looking for other gurlz, she go into walk in freezer where she was told "not to go..."

And, for damn good reason!

Regina run like hell only to be saved by... Mom and Pop?!.. DOU!!

Regina learn to like gurlie butt-steak!

Dig this shot of stocking the vittles jars!

Mom and Pop chase Baby John and Regina into woods, so, Baby John kill them because he all in love wif' Regina an' stuff!

Baby John so proud that Regina take over important cannibal cook duties from Mom, saving the day for that big, hungry 'cannibal-man' appetite!

Mom and Pop end up on menu. Whyyyyyyyyyyy... NOT?!

If you take this story serious, you big sucker! Pop just wink at you! Many think that MOTEL HELL get idea from this flick!

12 comments:

Eegah!! said...

That's some sick shit, Woody, and it ain't even close to my birthday yet!!

prof. grewbeard said...

greasy!...

KW said...

HAHA! This movie is hIII-LAR-EEEE-US!

My most ultimate favorite part is when he beats the shark to death for a lot uncomfortable amount of time in front of the girl he just kissed, and then looks up from his dead shark into her eyes and says "i think i love you."

If that isn't romantic nothin is!

James said...

Heh heh - great review. I'd never even heard of this until I stumbled into your corner of the blogosphere. Will have to keep an eye out for it - it looks suitably fucked up.

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buzz said...

This is a good little film, scary but tongue in cheek. The end credits are laid out like a menu with the actors/characters listed as various items!

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Regina's Terror House Network said...

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Terror-House-The-Folks-at-Red-Wolf-Inn-Terror-at-Red-Wolf-Inn/236883026394615

Eegah!! and Tabonga! said...

Thanx Regina! I just went and read the history of, and took the virtual tour of the Newhall Mansion! Quite a place indeed!!
Eegah!!

Regina's Terror House Network said...

Put your blog on our FB page. Enjoy!

Regina's Terror House Network said...

Forgot to mention the YouTube channelhttp://www.youtube.com/channel/UCCmCploWqA6zTnGyYaKQUrA?feature=mhee

hegstad9 said...

You forgot to mention Grandma spanking Baby John on his bare bottom for trying to escape with the evening food - Regina !

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