Monday, July 20, 2020

ULTRAMAN / "5 Seconds Before The Big Explosion" - 1966

Have you guys noticed that Eegah!! basically enjoys highbrow stuff whereas I like lowbrow crap! That's what makes us a great team!.. In today's little whacked out episode, a rocket accidentally loses its cargo and the Science Patrol is sent to investigate when one of the nuclear bombs goes missing. They find it attached to a giant sea creature rampaging near a seaside resort and Ultraman faces off against the unwelcome varmint!

Wow, that's one colorful rocket! It has six nuclear bombs on board that're on their way to Jupiter for some freaking experiment there!.. GFL!

Of course the rocket crashes into the sea and one of the bombs goes off and causes a tsunami in that area...

The Science Patrol's commander shows his guys how to locate and recover the missing bomb, four were found already but that fifth one must be accounted for!

Then, a big old sea monster shows up, apparently mutated to giant size from the radiation of the bomb that went off... How ridiculous, it's just been a few days since the explosion!!

The damn thing creeps around and finds one of kids being watched by the female Science Patrol member. The monster sticks its hand into the room and tries to get the girl, but the boy (also being watched by the Science Patrol lady) grabs a butter knife and stabs the monster's finger, causing it to pull its arm out of the room. It tends to its boo boo, and the wound seems to hurt like Hell, and now it's very, very angry! How stupid! The freaking thing is a hundred feet tall, how bad could a stab from a butter knife be to something that size?!! Just plain stupid!

The Science Patrol sends in it's jet plane to mess with the monster. Love the look on it's face!! Anyway, it blows the plane out of the sky with like I guess, it's bad breath. The second still shows the thing watching the pilot parachute to the ground! Cracks me up, man!

Now, this blew my mind... Brainiac tells the commander to have some music played because monsters ALWAYS either like to dance or become catatonic when it's played! Wow, bold claim! The commander agrees and tells whoever's in charge to play some music very loud to pacify the intruder.

Well, a military vessel is brought in to play music over a loud speaker... As the boat gets closer to the over sized mud skipper, we hear the music... Oh my god, it is the most insane, grating, horrible combination of Dixieland and honky-tonk I've EVER heard!!! It felt surreal.. Hey, do yourself a favor and go watch this episode on You Tube and check it out! What's even cooler is, leave a comment after viewing, that way, I'll know if I'm crazy or not...

So, what do you think the monster does?.. Right, it goes insane and starts tearing the crap out of stuff. And that's how I reacted too, go check it out, it's unbelievable!!

It's time to put the gloves on, robo contra monster!.. Okay, now what?

It's a little embarrassing to see our hero Ultraman eating a lot of dirt!

The bomb falls off the monster and rolls down the hill. Mr. Knucklehead there goes chasing after it, better hope it doesn't blow up in your face, what's wrong with you!!

Ultraman takes the brunt of the thing's toxic breath, right in the mush!

Butt in the end, Ultraman uses his secret weapon to deep six the monster, it plummets about 300 feet off a cliff and into the sea...

Then, Ultraman takes the nuclear bomb into space where it blows the Hell up, with just 5 seconds to spare!! So like, Eegah!! will be here Wednesday to give us more of the stuff, here at The Dungeon!

Saturday, July 18, 2020

THE SPY IN THE GREEN HAT - "The Concrete Overcoat Affair Redux" (1967)

This week's Saturday Night Special is the "Man From U.N.C.L.E." movie called "The Spy In The Green Hat" from 1967, that was originally two episodes from season three of "The Man From U.N.C.L.E." TV series called "The Concrete Overcoat Affair" Parts One and Two that aired the previous year!

"The Spy In The Green Hat" is a nice distraction from the current events of the day! It's silly, but not stupid, it's sexy, but not dirty, and it's got a stellar cast and a swinging soundtrack by Nelson Riddle! The theme song was written by Jerry Goldsmith!
What else can you ask for?

"The Spy In The Green Hat" starts off with our heroes Robert Vaughn as Napoleon Solo, and David McCallum as Illya Kuryakin in pursuit of a Nazi scientist with an evil plan to turn Greenland into Freshland, and the Northern hemisphere into a frozen wasteland!

They don't get too far!

The always amazing Leo G. Carroll reprises his role as Alexander Waverly, the man in charge of  U.N.C.L.E.
Just in case you don't know, U.N.C.L.E. is an acroynm for "United Network Command for Law and Enforcement!"

Jack Palance is absolutely charismatic as the top bad dog Louis Strago. Here he's joined by Ludwig Donath as Dr. Heinrich von Kronen. Ludwig Donath was also in "The Twilight Zone" episode titled "He's Alive."

I thought Janet Leigh of "Psycho" fame was excellent as Miss Diketon!
She's gorgeous, smart yet dingy, sexy, and very dangerous!

There are actually a couple of stories going on here. While in Sicily working on this case, Solo gets caught up in an Italian family affair. He needed to hide, so he hid under the bed in a young lady's room. When Strago's men find him, they think he's the wrong guy, so they let him go, but now he's in big trouble, because this incident will ruin the girl's reputation! That's when her Uncles, The Stiletto Brothers get brought into the story!

Hey, this doesn't look like something that should be on TV in 1967! 
The dishonored gal with the beautiful back is Letícia (The Evil Eye) Román as Pia Monter!

Talk about a shotgun wedding! 
Solo is about to get hitched, but lucky for him the ceremony gets broken up, and he can get back to the States!

The always fabulous Joan Blondell has a very small part as the wife of one the Stilletto Brothers named Fingers, and they do an homage to James Cagney in "White Heat!"
Joan acted from 1930 to 1981 and she was in "The Twilight Zone" episode titled "What's In The Box?"

Almost every scene that Jack Palance is in is a crack up! He's freakin' hilarious!

You can't go wrong with some of Hollywood's finest character actors in bit roles! Here's Elijah Cook, as Stilletto henchman Arnold! Elisha Cook Jr. might have just been on the set in more cool movies than anybody, like "The Killing," "House On Haunted Jill," Black Zoo," "Blacula," "Voodoo Island," "Hellzapoppin'," "The Maltese Falcon," "The Haunted Palace," and "Messiah Of Evil," just to name a few!

Another member of the gang is another Dungeon fave, and former professional boxer, Slapsy Maxie Rossenbloom as Crunch Battaglia!

Solo is caught by the Stilletto Brothers and another wedding ceremony is planned for him and Pia, this time at the klassy Kit Kat Klub!

Janet Leigh seems like she must have been a good sport.......

....And she looks great in electric blue!

Finally, the head of T.H.R.U.S.H., the man in the green hat shows up!
Why this movie is called "The Spy In The Green Hat," I'll never know. "The Man In The Green Hat" sounds so much better, and is actually what he's called in the movie!
Will Kuluva has the distinction of being in two of "The Twilight Zone" episodes, "The Mirror," and "The New Exhibit!"

They throw a party for the boss, and he seems much more interested in drinking and dancing than he does in taking over the world!

There's a funny scene toward the end when the T.H.R.U.S.H. chief asks an uncomfortable Illya, who is pretending to be one of Strago's men, for a tour!

When it's all over, Solo asks Illya how he's doing, and he says "I'm pooped!"

Friday, July 17, 2020

FRANKENSTEIN MEETS THE WOLF MAN / Kerry Gammill - Monster Kid Home Movies - 1970

Here's some fun from those old school Monster Kids, this time it's some scenes from the classic Universal movie where the two monsters duke it out...

A good place to start is with a full Moon, like in any decent horror story, right?..

This young executive is home after a day at work. And guess what? Right, he's a ding-dang werewoof! A lightning storm has blown in to make matters worse for the monster, because...

The lightning keeps striking the castle he's in. That's a castle?!!

The lightning reaches deep into the castle and starts making the equipment there go all haywire from the electrical charge. I love that word.. Haywire!

There wouldn't be much of a story without the Frankenstein monster, now would it?!

Oh yeah.. Oh yeah.. That's the stuff!!.. That's the juice alright!!.. Oh, baby!

In the meantime, the villagers have blown the Hell outta the damn dam and the water comes rushing down the hill towards the castle... Looks like the kids got their 'day for night' cue from Larry Buchanan in THE EYE CREATURES! Hey, nice explosion!

Okay boys, I want a clean fight, no funny stuff, got it! Now, let's get ready to rumblllle!!

Why you crazy little finksters, I told you, NO FUNNY STUFF!!

Welp, the water has reached the castle and it's ready to crumble.

But back inside, the monsters clash one last time as the water pours down on them. The End. Check in tomorrow when Eegah!! will be up to bat, here at The Dungeon!!..

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AAARRGGHHH!!!! Ya'll Come On Back Now, Y'Hear??