Friday, April 10, 2020

THE LANDING / Joe 'Sorko' Schovitz - Monster Kid Home Movies - 1982?

So, here's another Monster Kid Home Movie to chew on... This time we gots space ships, an unearthly alien landscape, a giant monster and some stop motion animation. All done by a freakin' Monster Kid, with over two minutes of action!

I've been 'watching' a lot of movies lately (while I work), and why not, stuff like BRAIN EATERS, THE THING THAT COULDN'T DIE, FIEND WITHOUT A FACE, CURSE OF THE DEMON, NOT OF THIS EARTH, I MARRIED A MONSTER FROM OUTER SPACE, CALTIKI, ATTACK OF THE CRAB MONSTERS, TEENAGE FRANKENSTEIN, FRANKENSTEIN'S DAUGHTER, CAPE CANAVERAL MONSTERS, TOBOR THE GREAT, THE TINGLER, THE THING, INVISIBLE INVADERS, etc.

Anyway, we start with a huge spaceship being animated through space, Nice model, for a kid!

Then we see a smaller shuttle exit from the mother ship.

And it heads for an alien planet...

So, the shuttle lands on the surface of the planet, which would remind you of a fish tank. It's actually pretty cool looking, especially for, you know, a kid.

This big thing shows up and is curious about the shuttle. It doesn't seem very friendly!

It walks over to the ship and grabs the bay door!

And, it tears the crap out of the ship, mission fail... Kind of a short class today, see you tomorrow when Eegah!! gets to call the shots, here at The Dungeon!!..

Wednesday, April 8, 2020

DANGEROUS MISSION! - "Avalanche Of Action!" (1954)

Tonight's Wild Wednesday madness is a 1954 film called
"Dangerous Mission!"

The fact that it's in Technicolor gives it a wow factor for sure!

As you can well see, "Dangerous Mission!" has got an all-star cast!

"Dangerous Mission!" was the fourth film produced by the Master of Disaster, Irwin Allen!
It was also released in  3-D!

Some dirty business goes down and gets witnessed in the big city!

It's rare, but it actually looks like this here today too!
The whole film switches to Glacier National Park for a unique setting!

William (The Life of Riley) Bendix is the park ranger named Parker of all things!

Everything about this film seems like a time capsule from 1954, the colors, the clothes etc!

Vincent Price shaved off his mustache for this one and has what appears to be a much more milquetoast role that most of his others. Victor (Hannibal) Mature is the cop out looking for the killer!

It's just fun to see Vinnie dressed up in a cowboy outfit!
The main ladies in the film are Betta St. John and Piper Laurie!

Since it's an Irwin Allen film, there are a couple of disasters. The first one is an avalanche!

Absolutely beautiful scenery abounds!

The second disaster is a large forest fire!

Vinnie turns out to not be a nice guy at all!

In fact, he's a real creep when he shows his true colors!

And he's also a liar of immense proportions!!

To escape they have to try and hike out of the park over a glacier!
It looks like it's freezing cold, and they manage to walk what seems like miles in a matter of minutes!

Don't worry, Vinnie gets what's coming to him!
Good movie! Catch it when you can!

Monday, April 6, 2020

THE THREE STOOGES / "How High Is Up?" - 1940

In today's story, Moe, Larry and Curly are the 'Minute Menders' who live in their work truck, and sleep under it to save on rent. They decide to drum up some business by punching holes in the unattended lunch boxes of some workmen, so, they'll pay the boys to fix their them, right? When they're caught in the act, they escape and accidentally get hired as riveters on a new building going up, and they'll be working on the 97th floor! Their ineptitude and total lack of workmanship messes up construction on the building, and the boys must parachute off the building to escape the wrath of the boss. This one also stars the wonderful Vernon Dent and Bruce Bennett has a small part too.

Here's the Minute Menders' work truck, just parked there, with the boys asleep under it.

Welp, wouldn't you know it, a water truck comes by and floods the street and the Stooges drift away on their mattress. I love how the people walking down the sidewalk just stop and watch the sheer insanity of the situation! Then a policeman comes along and uses his club to get the boys quickly off the street and get the damn traffic flowing again!

Curly, with the help (?) of Moe and Larry, can't get his freakin' sweater off!..

After getting caught in the act by workers who they had punctured holes in their lunch boxes in order to fix them, our little nimrods escape by darting aimlessly right through that door there! Somehow, the boys end up getting jobs as riveters, ho-boy, get ready for this!!..

Then they find out they'll be working on the 97th floor, almost a thousand feet up in the air!

Okay, Curly gets scared when he looks down, so, Moe simply puts a kerchief over his eyes!!

Larry's the rivet heater upper, but he's cooking sausages, throwing them down to Curly! The foreman comes by so Larry has to start firing up rivets. Natcherly, Curly ends up eating one!

Here's what happens to the foreman after standing under where the Stooges were 'working.'

The boys are very creative when it comes to style, but, watch out for that pail of grease!!

It's a wild ride for Curly to be sure!.. Great shot.

Then the big boss comes by to see the progress on the building... And is nearly knocked off by a mysterious falling object from above!

When the men look up, this is the industrial nightmare they witness!! The boss wants to know how these guys got hired in the first place!

If that wasn't enough, the boss then gets a hot rivet down the back of his shirt! That's IT... Get those guys down from there and throw them out!..

When the men go for them, Curly has his faithful parachute he brought with him, and the Stooges gently float down to their truck and speed away, ready for another adventure!

And, Eegah!! will have another adventure ready to go on Wednesday, here, at The Dungeon!!..

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