Wednesday, December 2, 2015

DER SCHNEEMANN - "Snowman In July" (1944)

Welcome to The Dungeon!
Tonight's short feature is a strange little cartoon out of 1944 Nazi Germany!
It is also known as "The Magic Snowman," "Snowman In July," and "The Snowman," and shouldn't be confused with a movie with the same title released in 1985!

 It's the last month of the year, you know, Jingle Bells, and all that rot!
So, if you want to visit all the ghosts of Christmas past, then I suggest you go on over to
That's where I found this weird little jewel, and they've got a host of other videos, all about the holidays in some form or another!

 He's just a regular snowman, minding his own business!

 When snowflakes form a heart shape on his chest, the snowman comes to life!

And just like any creature that has just come to life would act, the first thing he does is start juggling!

 The snowman was just chillin' when reality hits hard, and a mean dog takes a big bite out of his ass!

Ice skating is a nice relaxing thing to do!

 But then the ice breaks, and the snowman is dumped into a pool of muck!

 It's starting to get a bit creepy as the snowman melts away, but he rolls down the hill, and the snow forms back on him, and he regains his original shape!

 The poor snowman is tired after a busy day, and this rabbit has got his eye on that carrot nose!

 The snowman finds an unoccupied cabin, and whiles he's perving over the seasons of the year, he gets an idea!

 He climbs into an empty icebox, and decides he'll wait until July to see what it looks like in person!

 The months pass by, and the weather outside has changed when he ventures back out! And lo and behold, it looks just like the picture!

 The snowman is in seventh heaven! He's never experienced weather like this before! Obviously, he doesn't have any allergies!

 Well, it was bound to happen, the snowman starts melting!

 He melts down to nothing!

And the carrot now belongs to the bunny rabbit!
You tell me! The implications are varied!!
It's just as weird as the rest of it!

Monday, November 30, 2015

THE OUTER LIMITS: Corpus Earthling / Daystar Productions - 1963

Here's a bizarre little episode from the first season, stars our hero Robert Culp in a tale about a parasitic advance guard from outer space, here to take over the minds and bodies of Earthlings. But, one person can hear them and knows their plan because of a metal plate in his head...

I have a sound clip for your approval, sooooo, you can push the big red 'GO' button located there by our other space parasites, NOW, Ralphie The Tarantula!.. Here's a little sample from... CORPUS EARTHLING!

Here are the two unidentifiable rocks being stored in the old rock case... Rocks!

Robert plays Paul Cameron, he's had a recent operation to put a metal plate in his head. Here, in the lab, he relights a heating element and it blow up in his face!

Salome Jens plays Paul's wife, Laurie. We totally remember her as the mutant from the future in TERROR FROM THE YEAR 5000, which Eegah!! and I saw together back in the day. She is still working away and just completed and has another movie in post for 2016... Go, Salome!

After Paul tells his wife and colleague about being able to hear the rocks plotting against Earth, the parasites almost succeed in getting him to jump from the 4th floor window!

Then, Dr. Temple becomes the parasites' tool, he'll do anything their evil little hearts desire!

I love this shot, a lesson in how to use black and white shading. Just add woman, and, Ka-zow!

Unfortunately, Dr. Temple gets his claws on Laurie and she gets infected by that... Thing!

Well, all Hell breaks loose and Dr. Temple's little buddy comes to the surface, revealing a nasty face hugging parasite!

You've got to admit that this still could be considered a real hidden horror! We're back on Wednesday with more from The Dungeon!

Saturday, November 28, 2015

BABY NEEDS A NEW PAIR OF SHOES - Phil Moore - "Jive Turkey" (1974)

The original title was "Baby Needs A New Pair Of Shoes," but for this post Thanksgiving special....

..........The re-release title "Jive Turkey" is a lot more appropriate!

OKAY, let's get this show rolling!

But if the names, places, and events have been changed, that doesn't leave a whole lot left to be true!

1956! What a year!! Elvis hits the charts for the first time with "Heartbreak Hotel," heavyweight boxer Rocky Marciano retires undefeated, John Lydon, Tom Hanks, Joe Montana, Bryan Cranston, and Chris Isaak are born, Bela Lugosi, Clifford Brown, Art Tatum, and Jackson Pollock died! Out with the old, and in with the new, and the numbers game was going strong!
The music in "Jive Turkey" is pure funk, and is sung by a cat named Ernie Banks (Not the all-star Chicago Cubs shortshop who just passed away this year) who played a guy named DuDirty in this movie, and is totally 1974, not 1956, but was written by a fellow who had been around since the 1940's, His name was Phil Moore III, and his song "Shoo-Shoo" Baby" has been used in many movies and TV shows! Here's a version recorded by The Andrews Sisters!
Bye bye baby, don't cry baby!!

 It's called the numbers racket for a reason! It's illegal gambling, the odds are bad, and it's been going on for centuries!
These days it's a legal racket run by the guv'ment in the form of the lottery system!

 You could bet a nickel, a dime or a dollar, and a runner would take your bet, maybe even loan you the money, place your bet with a bookie, take what you owe, and pay you off, if you won!
Easy money for a small investment if you win, and that's the big sales pitch!
The numbers game is very familiar to people on the East coast in big cities, but it was non-existent on the West coast as far as I know! I didn't know about it until I was in the Army, and bunked with guys from New York!

 Paul (Truck Turner, Across 110th Street) Harris is Pasha, the man in charge in Harlem!

 Frank (Teenage Cave Man) DeKova is Big Tony, the head of the Italian mob that wants to completely control the numbers game! Frank DeKova was cast as many an Indian character for much of his career with names like Chief Tawyawp, Mike Gray Eagle, Spotted Bull, and Chief White Tongue, but his most famous characterization was as Chief Wild Eagle on "F Troop!"

 It's amazing to see how things have progressed in 60 years!
Here's how they were crunching the numbers!

 People would come up with all kinds of ways to figure out their lucky numbers!
To keep the game honest, the daily numbers were usually based on the outcome of whatever the daily take at the race track was! 

 This is Reginald (Animal House, Fast Times At Ridgemont High) Farmer as Sweetman, the biggest runner on the street, but he has some honesty issues with his boss, and it's going to cost him, and a whole lot of other folks, a lot!

 This conversation goes something like this, "I want my money!" "You gonna get your money!" "To Hell what you talkin' about, I want my money!" "You got it!" Listen to me, I want my money!" "You got it brother!" etc. etc.

 Introducing Serene, Pasha's right hand girl! She was in one of the opening scenes, and she sliced Tony's bodyguard's jugular vein with a ring razor! Now she's been assigned to eliminate these two dudes! So she gives them some knockout drops, and..........

 ................. proceeds to beat their faces in with her spikey heeled shoe!

 When she needs to exit the building unnoticed, Serene takes off her makeup and wig, and walks on out the door! Serene was played by Don Edmondson as Tawny Tan in his lone outing as an actor!

Lots of cool hot and cold lighting make this movie a lot easier to watch!
This shot is of nothing, but it looks great!

That's it kids, a nowhere street to nothing!
 It's not that gambling is so inherently evil in itself, it's the people involved who cause the problems!
"Jive Turkey" is on a 50 movie pack you can get from Amazon for about eleven bucks titled "Drive-In Movie Classics!" There's some real crap on there, but it's still a Helluva deal for that price!

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