Saturday, August 18, 2012

EINER FRISST DEN ANDEREN - Ines Taddio - "Dog Eat Dog" (1964)

"Dog Eat Dog" is a strange cross between 1960's American Pop Culture, and WTF!? German film making, or in other words, the prefect motion picture for an audience like all you folks way out there! The title "Dog Eat Dog" has become very popular in the last decade, and has been used at least eleven more times since 2001! Woof Woof!!

Ivor Salter as Dolph Kostis/Mr. Smithopolis is a maniac to the fourth degree! Although not that well known in the U.S., Ivor was quite busy in the U.K. with movie and TV titles like "The Men from Room 13," "Bootsie and Snudge," and "Here Come The Double Deckers!" He was also Dragger in the 1961 TV show "You Can't Win!"

In this publicity still, Ivor pays off his partner, the ever present Cameron Mitchell as Lylle Corbett, for a job well done in the bank robbery they just pulled off, with a kick to the head!

In the beginning of the film as the credits are rolling and the music is jumping, Jayne Mansfield as Darlene/Mrs. Smithopolis, is tossing around 1000 dollar bills, and cranking the sounds on the radio courtesy of Carlo (CRYPT OF THE VAMPIRE, SPACE MEN) Savina!

There's a knock on the door, and when Jayne opens it, she is confronted by Pinkas (THE HUNCHBACK OF SOHO, THE ZOMBIE WALKS) Braun, the sleazey Hotel Americano manager, Livio Morelli, who tells her to turn the music down, but also notices that something isn't right when he finds a thousand dollar bill just laying on the floor!

When Jayne's husband shows back up, it's the dirty scumbag meets a rotten sleazeball showdown!

Livio Morelli concludes that the happy couple are the bank robbers, and sends his bad little sister Sandra to go put some explosives on their boat, figuring he'll just go out and gather the money up off the water when they're gone! Sandra was played by Dodie Heath. Dodie was also Susanna Kittridge in the "Twilight Zone" episode "Long Live Walter Jameson." Unfortunately for Sandra, Cam didn't die when Ivor kicked him off that cliff, and now he's very pissed!!

Meanwhile, back at the club, the joint is jumpin' to the swingin' sounds of Ines Taddio and her band!

Ines Taddio was an Italian born singer who won the coveted Miss Carnia beauty contest in 1945, and then went on to take second place in the Miss Friuli-Venezia Giulia contest! She sang fluently in Italian, English and German!

As everybody tries to escape and/or outfox each other, all the participants end up on this supposedly deserted island, but as fate would have it, a one Lady Xenia has come back to her old homestead on the island to die! She is joined by her butler Jannis! Elisabeth (DAS PHANTOM VON SOHO, THE TERRIBLE PEOPLE) Flickenschildt as Xenia and Werner (DR. MABUSE VS. SCOTLAND YARD, THE CARPET OF HORROR) Peters as the butler will be very familiar faces to any fans of 60's German Edgar Wallace flicks!

Cam and Jayne stay pretty beat up looking for most of the movie, and if you think this film is a joke or a comedy, you would be completely wrong!

Okay, let's just say Mr. Morelli has got himself into quite a pickle!

Cam can't stand Werner's piano playing, and slams the keyboard cover down on his hands to make him stop, and it works quite successfully!

The money is hidden somewhere, the police have started searching for them, and one by one, they start getting picked off. Dolph gets his throat slit, Jannis is stabbed, and Morelli is set on fire and tossed off a cliff!

By the time the money is located, Cam has almost lost his mind! Cameron Mitchell had an amazing 236 acting credits to his name, and probably would have had many more if he wasn't such a heavy smoker! Cam died of lung cancer back in 1994!

"Dog Eat Dog" is another verrückt film that you can find on Netflix, and if you've got nothing better to do, I'd recommend it!

Friday, August 17, 2012

BLOODLUST: THE VAMPIRE OF NUREMBERG / Manfred Dome - 1977

It's Friday Night Fright with Tabonga, here at The Dungeon!.. We gots a really weird one for you, all about a deaf and dumb accountant who suffers from psychic trauma caused by incidents in his childhood. He collects porcelain dolls, displaying them in his living room, and, he mutilates female bodies at the mortuary in his spare time. After his secret love dies in an accident, he starts killing.

Eegah!! sent us over a very nice soundclip that sez a lot about this flick, sooooo, you can push the big red 'GO' button there directly behind you, NOW, Rufus The Gnat! Here're some cool twisted sounds from... BLOODLUST: THE VAMPIRE OF NUREMBERG!

Werner Pochath plays the cursed accountant. Here's his sadistic boss telling him off for being dense, which doesn't help the situation much.

He lives in a dreary apartment complex and rides his lil' mini scooter everywhere. He's secretly infatuated with his neighbor's daughter, although, mom keeps an eye on him because she thinks he's a weirdo...

When he was a kid, his father crushed his sister's doll by stepping on it repeatedly in his drunken rage. His mother had died years earlier so there was only the abusive father. This all effected him in curious ways, like, dropping a doll from the balcony to see what it looked like after hitting the ground.

He hangs around at the bars, occasionally trying to score. I was stationed in Germany in 1969 and had a few awkward encounters with some wimmen of the night (who didn't?), but, what I remember most was a drunk guy laying in the gutter, moaning! The name of the area was called 'penis strasse!'

The thing that drives me craziest in this world is child and animal abuse, it was hard for me to watch the dad use this poor kid, quite literally, as a punching bag and stunt double!! This is the uncut version, so, there are a few shocking scenes with the daughter, too! Anyway, the father is a bastard creep from Hell!

A lot of red ink gets spilled at work!

Learning in school was another challenge he faced while growing up, and, he was always fascinated with mosquitos for some reason.

To satisfy his bloodlust, he starts breaking into the mortuary where he mutilates women corpses for parts!

He also likes to drink their blood through a glass tube, thus, the mosquito tie-in! He likes to share the blood, too.

He tries to act as normal as possible when dealing with prostitutes, it just doesn't work out that well in the end. Love that orange phone!

A very hypnotizing pic!

Prostitues and assholes at work fill his mind with perverted images!

This just reminds me of simpler times, without all the bells and whistles and Wal-Mart...

When the girl he loves dies in a falling accident, he takes her out of her coffin after the funeral and sits her on a bench, but, someone comes along and he flees the scene before he can satisfy himself. The cops don't know what to make of any of it!

Then, he starts killing to make up for the loss with his lover.

But, the police are finally able to tie him to all the mutilations and murders... Poor deluded soul!

Wednesday, August 15, 2012

CONFESSIONS OF A PSYCHO CAT - "I've Been Shot" (1968)

Writing about almost 1500 movies over the course of five years is starting to take it's toll, but then maybe it's that just lately I have been watching too many movies like "Confessions Of A Psycho Cat!"

If this is the kind of sex scene that turns you on, then this is the flick for you because "Confessions Of A Psycho Cat" is 1968 soft-core wrapped up and packaged as some kind of a cheapass horror story! Does it work? Well, I digress!! So that covers the first 15 minutes or so!

The orgy is interrupted by the guy who was sposed to bring the stuff!! "I've been shot!" "OK, but where's the stuff?" At that point he starts telling the sordid tale!

He was one of these three guys who have been made an offer by a wealthy socialite to run free in Manhattan, and if they can stay alive for 24 hours, they get $100,000.00 dollars! Seems like a pretty good deal to me!! I'd go for it!

Well then, maybe not!! Just like 97% of the people involved in this production, this was Eileen Lord as Virginia Marcus the Psycho-Cat's only role ever!! Go figure!!

So, the theoretical formula is, if there's boob's and a star of some sort, you will be able to get a distributor! Enter Ex-World Champion Middleweight Boxer Jake LaMotta! With 18 acting roles, Jake has more credits that everyone else in this movie combined including the Director! And what is Jake's role in this film? A wrassler named Rocco, of course! Jake LaMotta's professional record was 83 wins, 19 losses, and 4 draws, with 30 wins coming by way of knockout! At 46 when this film was made, Jake's still in good shape!!

The very ladylike girl in the room with Jake is giving him all kinds of crap about not being a man, and decides to just go on ahead and make it with herself!!

I'm coming to get you bitch! I'll Pulverize Ya! I'll Murderize Ya!!!

Psycho-Cat takes it all in!!

Since we've always been big fans of the sweet science known as boxing, it's worth watching this film just to see Jake's performance! In real life, Jake is quoted as having said, "The three toughest fighters I've ever been up against were Sugar Ray Robinson, Sugar Ray Robinson, and Sugar Ray Robinson!" Jake LaMotta fought Sugar Ray Robinson a total of 6 grueling times! In their first fight Sugar won a unanimous decision, in their second fight, Jake knocked Sugar completely out of the ring, won a unanimous decision and handed Sugar Ray Robinson the first defeat of his career! THREE freakin' weeks later, they fought again, and despite Jake knocking Sugar down, Sugar came back and won another decision! Their last three fights were all won by Robinson! A couple of the last decisions are still disputed to this day!

I've always considered boxing to be THE hardest way to make a living! Back in the day, you had to fight and win 30 or 40 times before you got a chance to make any real money! 90% of the guys never make it out of the gym!

You can be sure it's not by chance that the real Bronx Bull, or as he was also known, the Raging Bull, is taken down by a psycho Matador and her equally psycho Toreador partner! It's the one thing in this film that almost makes sense! Giacobe Jake LaMotta is a real Dungeon Hero who is still throwing punches to this day, and just turned 91 last month! Our best goes out to him! What a guy!!!

The super cool music in "Confessions Of A Psycho Cat" is uncredited; if I had to guess they probably gave the guy a bottle of Thunderbird! If any of this piques your interest, this is another odd DVD that is currently available on Netflix! I'll be back on Saturday with Part two of my dedication to the SPCA, "Dog Eat Dog!" And remember, spay or neuter your pets and don't support puppy mills, if you need a friend, then please head on down to your local shelter, there's somebody there that needs you!!!

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