TERROR AT RED WOLF INN / Far West - 1972

Welcome to Saturday Shocker Shindig here at the Dungeon. Tabonga here, today we gots one weirdie an' a half, no kidding! Is actually dark comedy with typical lousy seventies characters, sights and sounds! Original title is TERROR HOUSE. A few Alternate title are THE FOLKS AT RED WOLF INN, TERROR ON THE MENU and CLUB DEAD!

Gurlie music is by Bill Marx, who coincidentally was composer for last Saturday post, too! What Hell!.. Well, at least he versitile!!

So, Eegah!! able give us nice auditory sampling mix of pleasure an' pain! We never had such incipid tune here at Dungeon since SANTA CLAUS CONQUERS THE MARTIANS... This time, hippie-folk-gurlie stlye!

Lil' Piff the Gnat miss turn on Wednesday, so he get to push big red 'GO' button for today soundclip. He can do it because he eat his spinach! Hit that button, lil' Piffles!.. Boi-oi-oing!!.. WELCOME TO RED WOLF INN!

"There'll be bluebirds over the white cliffs of Dover, tomorrow, just you wait and see. There'll be love and laughter, forever after, my darling, just for you and me."

* ¡Ay Cabrón! Pinche Madre...

Regina go home and mysteriously find letter that say she win free vacation at Red Wolf Inn, including airplane ride there, so, she call to make sure she not being punked!

Little reminder... Beatles was number one band in world in 1972!!

Sky King fly her to location to be picked up in station wagon, what else, and take ride to fancy inn. Seem spookier at night!

Look like they use same greenish flood in both scene!

Welcome, everbloody... Welcome to Red Wolf Inn! Two other gurlz win free vacation too.

Tagline read: "They'd love to have you for dinner." Same kind of double entendre like, " How To Serve Man!"

What's up, doc?

What, like this?..

Mary Jackson play Evelyn Smith. Mary end up with decent 91 acting credit starting on TV in 1951!! She appear on MY 3 SONS, ROUTE 66, THE MANY LOVES OF DOBIE GILLIS, THE OUTER LIMITS, THE FUGITIVE, THE INVADERS, THE ANDY GRIFFITH SHOW, TARGETS (with Boris!), THE ROCKFORD FILES, THE WALTONS, FAERIE TALE THEATER, THE JEFFERSONS, STINGRAY, BIG TOP PEE WEE, THE EXCORCIST III and more, not too bad!

You can figure out you own twisted caption for this one!.. Eek!!

Just hungry, that's all!..

Poppy John played by dude who have one of Tabonga' favorite name, Arthur Space!! Arthur have a total of 256 acting credit, including flick like SWING SHIFT MAISIE, THE BIG NOISE, LEAVE IT TO BLONDIE, ABBOTT AND COSTELLO IN HOLLYWOOD, BLACK BEAUTY, THE CRIMSON CANARY, THE RED HOUSE, THE FULLER BRUSH MAN, THE FULLER BRUSH GIRL, JET JOB, TARGET EARTH and a ton of TV!

Okay, JEEZ, enough wif' all da' food, already!

That much better!!......... Hey, wait, he trying to fish out piece of baloney stuck between her tooth!

"Listen to me baby, I got something to say... It's time to have a party, and, I'm sure you'll want to stay!"

"We'll start with party hats, and some blowouts for some fun!"

"There'll be a barrell full of monkeys..."

"And, a weenie in a bun!"

All those lines from very cool tune from unhinged garage grunge band HERMANOS GUZANOS! Eegah!! play bass and sing, whoa!

Mom want rump roast for dinner, so Baby John go to market! Dude name is... "Baby John!"

So, Regina looking for other gurlz, she go into walk in freezer where she was told "not to go..."

And, for damn good reason!

Regina run like hell only to be saved by... Mom and Pop?!.. DOU!!

Regina learn to like gurlie butt-steak!

Dig this shot of stocking the vittles jars!

Mom and Pop chase Baby John and Regina into woods, so, Baby John kill them because he all in love wif' Regina an' stuff!

Baby John so proud that Regina take over important cannibal cook duties from Mom, saving the day for that big, hungry 'cannibal-man' appetite!

Mom and Pop end up on menu. Whyyyyyyyyyyy... NOT?!

If you take this story serious, you big sucker! Pop just wink at you! Many think that MOTEL HELL get idea from this flick!

LA REGINA DELLE AMAZZONI - Roberto Nicolosi - "Hey Cutie!" (1960)

Jumpin' Jeezus Jiminey Cricket, I had to break out the Corralejo Reposado for this one, but damn it's worth it! I'm sure I saw "Colossus And The Amazon Queen" as a kid, but the uncanny intricacies were just a bit too much for my little brain to fathom at that young age!!

Honk, Honk!! Just what the Hell is exactly going on here??

The owners of the teams from all five leagues gather to give their blessings and hope for the future, in this, the first ever no holds barred Royale Rumble, with the swingingest soundtrack ever!

Without a script, the biggest and strongest guy wins, body builder Ed Fury, as the mighty Glauco!!! Ed was the 'perfect man' in "Abbott and Costello Go To Mars," Gahbo in "The Wild Women of Wongo," and also had a turn as Maciste in "Maciste Contro Lo Sceicco," among a host of other roles!

Robin Williams, I mean Rod Taylor is the star of the movie, the scammer Pirro! This film was made right after the Oscar winning "The Time Machine," but wouldn't be released until 1964 in the U.S.

So just about the time you think this a pre-biblical buddy film....

.....Here's what's really going on! Pirro and Glauco and the rest of the crew have been taken captive by an island tribe of Amazons, and only have two basic purposes to the women, honey do's of the lowest order and pro-creation!! The fertility rite has begun, and it's a beguiling combination of swingin' jazz and dance choreography that wouldn't be realized in the real world for centuries to come!! I don't know exactly who thunk this up, but it's a wonder to see and hear!!

The brilliant music is brought to us courtesy of Roberto Nicolosi, the man also responsible for the music in films like "Caltiki, "Black Sunday," "Black Sabbath" and a whole bunch of Viking flicks!

The enticing dance numbers were put together by actor and choreographer Tito LeDuc!!!

Before mating, first thing is, you gotta clean those funky guys up!!!

Here's the line-up ala eHarmony.B.C!!

Then it's time for the girls to choose their special date!!!

"Let's be off my babies, Ya'll is my wimmen now!!"

It's uncanny how similar Rod Taylor's animated movements and vocal stylings would be to the future's Robin WIlliams! Watch this film and your eyes won't believe what they're seeing!!

Besides this film, there were a lot of great movies made in 1960, like "Visit To A Small Planet," "Eyes Without A Face," "Leech Woman," "Village Of The Damned," and "Secret Of The Telegian" that will deservedly outlive anything made in 2010!!!

I rest my case!!!

Extra Cool Bonus Feature: Get yourself one of them "50 Movie Packs" titled "SciFi Classics," and the movie "Eegah!!" is one of the films on the same disc, same side as "Colossus And The Amazon Queen!" Now that's a double feature that's damn near impossible to beat!!