LA NOTTE CHE EVELYN USCI DALLA TOMBA - Bruno Nicolai - "The Night Evelyn Came Out of the Grave" (1971)

All right gang, Eegah!! is back, until something else pisses me off, so I guess I'll be here on Mondays to get your week started, and then back again on Fridays to kick your weekend into gear, so without further delay, let's roll!! Here's a little piece of historical cinematic trash for your enjoyment called "The Night Evelyn Came Out Of The Grave!" It's a jolly little title that stirs up lots of memories of candy and puppies and picnics in the park, and has some of the killerest music you'll ever be lucky enough to hear in a movie!! So without further delay, here's the queen of 1971, my ex-girlfriend, "EVELYN"!!!!!

It was shortly after I escaped from the mental institution that I realized everything was different, and nothing was ever going to be the same again!!

There was no other place for me to go besides the only place I can call home, the local strip club!!

So, what the Hell!!! Just have another drink!! It can't be that bad! C'mon, everything's going to be all right!! Cheers!!!

Then I met this gal who looked and acted a whole lot like that wild eyed cat we brought home from the pound!

I remember something about chains and the smell of acrid but sweet perfume!

Time to have another smoke before the plot gets too thick!!

"It's all just outside appearances Allen, you can't imagine what's going on in here!"

Like a moth to a flame, Evelyn she came!! Pretty cheap date, give this gal a cigarette lighter and she'll entertain herself for hours!!

I have no idea who this freakin' terrific band is, but they are the best part of the film, without a doubt, and had a great sound for 1971!! Everybody else in this movie, I just wanted to lift up over my head and toss in the pool!!

SONS OF HERCULES In The Land Of Darkness / Italy - 1964 / Music by Francesco De Masi

OMG!.. WTF!.. SOB!.. We're back!

Finally, we can get that out of the way...
So, here's Tabonga!

Hello everbloody, again! Old monster naps over now, so, time for Phase II of project. We have plenty of surprises for our unsuspecting victims, we bringed in the old torque wrench and ratchet thing up a bit, so, get ready for Dungeon new carnival rides coming to you ear! You might not ever know what to expect, no kidding!!

Like tonight!

Eegah!! and Tabonga! have new theme song and premiere it here... We so old and so tuff that we must be SONS OF HERCULES!!! Sing along if you know words!

Music dude Francesco De Masi end up with 130 composing credit starting in 1959 and did all kind of genre. Theme song was probably generic for series written by ?.

Dan Vadis dude as Ercole is one of strangest lookin' 'Sons' you ever gonna see but he make lots of sandal anyway! He also play cowboy and Indian.

He show up the very second that Princess is going to get nekkid! Whatta jerk!!

HEEEEEY!.. STOP THAT!!

If he so cold, why not just wear pants? ...Jeez!

Man, that one ug-a-ly varmint there!

Most of Ercole' time is spent wif' this idiot bastard who Tabonga pray would get ax in head or worse at some time during flick, but never happen, he live!!

Awesome miniature set with horses crossing bridge into castle fortress!

Here is best part, Ercole flip everbloody into quicksand pit!.. Hell, yeah!!!

Then, he get all caught!

Hey, that look like Tabonga' playroom!

They were expendable!

Tabonga love this pic!

Ercole get so mad at bad guy he knock everything down!!

Tune in Monday for Eegah!!

89 YEAR OLD WHITEY THOMAS, ORIGINAL MEMBER OF THE LEGENDARY GLENN MILLER ARMY AIR CORPS BAND, STILL BLOWS A MEAN HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

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Every day is your birthday when you have friends like Whitey Thomas! Happy Birthday to each and every one of you!!!

And Happy New Year from Tabonga!!!

THIS IS A TEST, THIS IS ONLY A TEST!!!

Just like any old burned out band waiting for more adulation from their insatiable minions, going out for their third encore to an empty house, we've decided we must continue in some form, so before you delete all your links, just let it be known that all you need to do is rename them, because we plan on digging deeper into the underside of filmology, in an effort to entertain you with more blasts from the past without time restraints! This is a very time consuming process, and we do need to take a major break, so we can re-introduce ourselves to our families, and basically watch a whole bunch of movies, so I'm not actually sure how long this process is going to take, but, it's going to be a few weeks without a doubt, so check out the new header and manifesto, dig through the archives and see what's left, and we'll be back in no time at all with a new schedule, probably about four times a week!! "This is only a test!"

UPCOMING FEATURES!!!

It'll still be a couple of weeks until Eegah!! comes out of hibernation and Tabonga goes into germination, so hang in there and we'll be back in no time at all with some amazing titles like Galaxy Invader, Circus Of Fear, Curse Of The Headless Horseman, Horror Of The Zombies, Sons Of Hercules In The Land Of Darkness, and of course, Slave Of The Cannibal God, just to name a few!!

BUCKET OF BLOOD - "Like Endsville" (1959)

Okay Kids, that's it! After a long and hard deliberation, we've decided we need to have our lives back, and to end this blog once and for all. It was fun while it lasted, but it was going to have to end some day, so it might as well be today! I still have one more song left from the movie that was one of the main reasons we decided to do this in the first place, the best horror comedy ever made, "Bucket Of Blood" and "The End For Walter", just substitute one of our names for Walter's when you're listening! I'd also like to take one last opportunity to thank all you readers, some who have been with us from the start! Tom Frost, Buzz, Flinty, Zilla, GG, Prof Grewbeard, Kreng, and so many more, and the whole list of awesome followers, and all the great sites that link to us, I'm sure we'll meet up again some day, Cheers, and now....

Tabonga's also got something to say......

Hey, Tabonga here, life is very funny event. One day you so great, then next day you need nap!!

To end thing here, Tabonga offering free sealed copy of THE CREEP for who answer question correctly through comment!! THE CREEP is very first flick produced by Dungeon gang and release on DVD in 2001. This is really great lil' lo-budge b/w horror comedy shot in Bakersfield, mostly at night! Also, Guardian Angel Forrest J. Ackerman host show in 2 segment!!

CONTEST OVER! Question wuz...

BRIDE OF THE MONSTER, PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE and NIGHT OF THE GHOULS are all part of trilogy.

Q.- What is element that tie ever'thing together??

Tabonga answer is... Ta Da... THE OLD HOUSE ON MARSH LAKE! That is where PLAN 9 dude park UFO and where Dr. Acula have swizzle stick seance in NOTG!

***Tabonga hear a heart beat!