Wednesday, April 29, 2009

KOMMISSAR X - IN DEN KLAUEN DES GOLDENEN DRACHEN - Bobby Gutesa - "So Darling, So Deadly" (1966)

This week's action thriller is titled "So Darling, So Deadly!"

This film is the second feature of three you can get on one disc, of the "Kommissar X" series, and once again, the cool music is by Bobby Gutesa, one swingin' cat whose work is right up there with some of the best stuff of Jerry Van Rooyen! Joe Louis Walker's theme is sung by Angelina Monti, and was written by the director of the movie, Gianfranco Parolini, using the persona Frank Kramer! These kind of guys crack me up! Gianfranco Parolini has worked as an actor, a writer, a producer, and a director using all the following names, Frank Kramer, Frank Littleword, J. Francis Littlewords, Frank Littlewords, J.F. Littlewords, John Francis Littlewords, John Francis Scott, John Eastwood, Robert F. Atkinson, Cehett Grooper and G.F. Parolini!!!!!

These are the bad guys, I mean bad people!!!

And this is how Tony Kendall, as Joe Louis Walker, on the left, and "Bad" Brad Harris, as Captain Tom Rowland, on the right, deal with those kind of people!!! The overdubbed voice of Joe Walker is done by Gert Günther Hoffmann, Tom Rowland's voice is provided by Horst Niendorf, and Wolfgang Draeger is the voice of the Hotel Clerk!!

The "Kommissar X" soundclip that sometimes plays on the 13 Jukebox is from this early all-girl band that we don't know the name of!!

Look at that boy dance, Go Brad, Go!!

Tony is not that impressed with Brad's dancing skills!!

Time to meet up with the evil Boss!!!

Oh, Wow, what a surprise, a trapdoor and a slide, just like in an episode of "The Little Rascals!" Looks like a barrel of fun!! I always wanted to own a bar, that you had to go down a slide to get into, anybody know if there is one anywhere in the world, or do I still have the patent on that idea??

Uh, Oh, not that much fun at the bottom, this time!! I'd rather have a margarita!!!

You have to give Gianfranco credit, he had vision!!

But let's give a lot of credit to the guy blowing everything up, and setting it on fire, Pyrotechnician Richard Richtsfeld, and then after he blows everything up, it's a good time for Brad and Tony to bring in the fireshoses, and hose all the bad people down real good!!!

Last time Brad ended up poolside with a bevy of babes, this time it's really The End!!!

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

THE MAGIC SWORD / Mr. B.I.G. - 1962 / Music by Richard Markowitz

Okay, here is great little flick from 1962, maybe one of MR. BIG' best! And, a flick that Dungeon gang see together long time ago, when came out! ...Crunch that number! Wow, star Basil (SON OF FRANKENSTEIN, HILLBILLYS IN A HAUNTED HOUSE) Rathbone, Estelle (DARBY O'GILL AND THE LITTLE PEOPLE, DEAD RINGER) Winwood, Gary (2001: A SPACE ODDYSEY, EARTH II) Lockwood and Anne (THE INTERNS, FOLLOW THAT DREAM) Helm! Then, Vampira (THE VAMPIRA SHOW, PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE, SEX KITTENS GO TO COLLEGE) as hag, Angelo (FREAKS, DRACULA vs FRANKENSTEIN, BRAIN OF BLOOD) Rossitto as second dwarf and Richard (EEGAH!!, PHANTOM PLANET) Kiel as pinhead!!!.. Also, first color flick for Mr. Bert I. Gordon... Not too shabby!!

Tonight is first time for excellent music guy Richard Markowitz here at Dungeon! A few flick he compose music for is... STAKEOUT ON DOPE STREET, THE HOT ANGEL, OPERATION DAMES, WILD SEED, HOODLUM PRIEST and some TV show he do... THE WILD WILD WEST, MISSION IMPOSSIBLE, MANNIX, HAWAII FIVE-O, BUCK ROGERS IN THE 25TH CENTURY and many more!

Pet Ralphie an' Piff not back from library yet, will be disappointed, but Tabonga have to press button for pals. Great theme and more!.. ST. GEORGE AND THE DRAGON!

You probably remember Estelle/Sybil from BEWITCHED! And, that Nick and Paul Bon Tempi as Siamese twins.

Phew, Tabonga gettin' writer-twig cramp!!

Sir George like to use magic to watch Princess Helene take bath!.. (Tabonga too!!!) Then, party over when Creep Lady come and take Princess away to unknown dimension, while George watch that too!

Sir George bring knight pal back from dead to help fetch Helene back from mean dude Lodac!.. Preddy cool!!

Effect best yet for Bert, lookin' goot! Hey, Monster have Hendrix shirt on!!.. "Cause I'm a Voodoo Chile!"

W!.. T!!.. F!!!..

Tabonga just like this pic!

Little buddies escape and help George get out of Dungeon to save Helene from Dragon!

Kinda hard though!

Sybil pop in to watch show with Lodac. When Lodac get distracted, she grab magic ring back he steal from her family! Now, ring on other finger!

Sybil help George out and he defeat Dragon, then she turn into Lion and fix all Lodac' problems!

Tabonga go overboard tonight, but, what is a monster to do?!..

Nuffin' -

Monday, April 27, 2009

CURSE OF THE FACELESS MAN - Gerald Fried - "Quintillus Aurelius Lives & So Does Charles Gemora" (1958)

Made 51 years ago, and still viable now, is tonight's movie "Curse of the Faceless Man." Yeah, there are WTF moments, but at one hour and five minutes, you know, you're almost getting straight action, and no filler, and that's the key to what modern film makers haven't figgered out! All that action and eye candy don't add up to dog poop, if there ain't no substance!!! It's that simple!!! "Curse Of The Faceless Man" has substance! Smoke it!!

This is Mt. Vesuvius, by the way, getting ready to blow, cover Pompeii in lava, and create the faceless man!! The music to go along with it, will beat the crap out of you!!

We've said it before and we'll say it again, musically speaking, Gerald Fried is one of THE main guys! His achievements are beyond imagination, and here you go again, just in case you missed it the first time, and this is just a sample of what Gerald has done the music for, 6 episodes of "Mission Impossible," 9 episodes of "Star-Trek," 2 episodes of "Lost In Space," 45 episodes of "The Man From U.N.C.L.E.," and 9 episodes of "Gilligan's Island!" Now if that ain't a whole lot of TV Pop history, I don't know what is!!!

Many, many years later, digging around Pompeii, this is the first guy to notice that Quintillus Aurelius seems to still be stirring about, a bit!!

The truck driver transporting Quintillus wasn't expecting him to be alive!!

The Hero of the film, Richard Anderson as Dr. Paul Mallon, can't figure out how the body got tossed so far from the truck! It never dawned on him that he could walk! You see, Quintillus Aurelius isn't a Mummy, but instead a man who got caught up in the lava when Vesuvius erupted!!!

Quintillus Aurelius is sending mental messages to the doctor's artist girlfriend Tina Enright played by Elaine Edwards !!

Actually, considering everything, Tina is dealing with it pretty good!!!

Probably what's more interesting than the movie itself, is the fact that the guy who created the faceless man's outfit was none other than the master of monkeys himself, Mr. Charles Gemora! Now, if you don't know it, Charlie had been wearing and designing Gorilla suits since the 1928 flick, "The Leopard Woman" where he played what else but, The Gorilla! Charlie was of Filipino descent, so his small 5'5" frame lent itself quite nicely to being inside a Gorilla suit! Just to name a few, there was Charley, Zozo, Jocko, the boxing gorilla, Erik, Sir Charles, Sultan, and even Plato the gorilla, not to mention all the unnamed gorilla roles! Because of the nature of the beast, Charlie worked with most of the all-time great comedians, like The Ritz Brothers, The Marx Brothers, Abbott & Costello, and Bob Hope & Bing Crosby! And that's not even all, Charlie, along with his daughter Diana were the designers of the Martian costumes in "War Of The Worlds," and he even played one of the Martians!!

Unfortunately Charles Gemora passed away just a couple of years after "Curse Of The Faceless Man" was made, way back in 1961, but it's never too late for us to toast his accomplishments one more time, so lift those glasses high, this one's for you Charlie, you set the Gorilla standard high, and to this day, I doubt it's ever been done better!!

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