GHOSTS OF HANLEY HOUSE - Don C. Parsons - "I Hope I Don't" (1968)

This one's for all our friends out there in Texas, starting with the good professor! Just when you probably thought we were running out of supercheap movies, up pops "The Ghosts Of Hanley House", to lower the bar even lower, or maybe just go on and set it down on the ground! I was really hoping that this film was going to be up there with with some of the other Texas classics like "The Black Cat" or "Creature Of Destruction," but that simply was just not meant to be! As a matter of dang fact, this movie is SO slow, I thought it stopped a couple of times!! Seems like in an effort to add more time, they continually hold the shot for seconds and seconds over and over again with no action at all. The acting is so stiff, it makes "Manos" look like "West Side Story!" The title and the ghost music sounds like recycled "Forbidden Planet" miked through about nine 50 gallon drums!

BUT....pretty close to the beginning of the film they are in a saloon making plans to stay in Hanley House, and the music by David C. Parsons is going to set you on your seat. I've probably said this before about something else, but this might just be one of the best rockin' pieces we've ever heard here, because I don't know who David C. Parsons was, or what ever happened to him, but this music sounds like vintage Fillmore 1960 something, and you're going to dig it cause when the rave-up starts, it sounds like The Sunflower jammin' with Quicksilver and a little Red Krayola thrown in for good measure! From there, the movie and the music pretty much runs to the outhouse in a hurry, but Hell, nobody's perfect, so take what you can get, cause what you got here is good!

Nice Caddie convertible!!!

1968 Texas in a haunted house, what else could you possibly do than chug a few 16 oz cans of "Brew 102"?! Life can be so sweet sometimes!!

Pretty cool painting has a starring role!!!

Writer/Director Louise Sherrill missed a major opportunity to really rock the joint right here, instead, they chose total dullsville music!!

Then to make matters worse, they dance to the crappy music, if they would have just used some more rockin' music about here, it would probably have woke you up, but no, it's downshift time, and now it's time to get ready to park this mess!!

Slapped down by a ghost, how embarrassing is that?

This is The Ghost!! Oooh, Oooh, pretty scary!! This movie was in black and white, and I think they blew their budget on these ineffective colour overlays!

THEM! / Warner Bros. - 1954 / Music by Bronislau Kaper

I got myself into a jam a few years ago and sold off many excellent posters I had. This was one of them! Makes a beautiful memory, though.

A really nice film from 1954! was THEM! Warner Bros. was going up against Universal and MGM for quality and put in a great effort, with stars James Whitmore, Edmund Gwenn, Joan Weldon, James Arness, Onslow Stevens, Fess Parker and a bunch of big old ants!

How's that for a title card?!.. Mr. Bronislau Kaper is the music composer for THEM and this is the first time he's been at the Dungeon, and, will be the last time! This is the only horror or sci-fi movie he ever worked on, but, check out these other titles he did... GASLIGHT, BEWITCHED, THE SECRET GARDEN, THE RED BADGE OF COURAGE, JET PILOT, AUNTIE MAME, GREEN MANSIONS, BUTTERFIELD 8, MUTINY ON THE BOUNTY, TOBRUK, THE WAY WEST and his last film, A FLEA IN HER EAR!!

Here at the Dungeon, we consider themes and music like this middle of the road, or weak from a creative standpoint, or basically a producer's error!!!

What makes this movie extra creepy is when they find young Sandy Descher walking in the desert, in a stunned daze, and, nobody can find out what in the world has happened to her!

Hmmm, looks like something broke out, not in!

Now, that's how you use a car in a shot!!

He tried to protect the sugar!

THEEMMM!!.....

Great, now they know what they're looking for!

Oh yeah, time for a little romance in the field!

Oops!.. They'll have to hold that thought til later!

James is THE MAN!

Hey, has Godzilla been sighted in this area?!

One thing that really disturbed me as a kid was skeletons!!

Boats and ships are not safe from attack!!

Again, James is THE MAN!!

And, that's why he had to die!.. NOOOOOOOOO!!!!.....

Well, did we find them all, or, are there more out there?

...WHO KNOWS?!

ASCENSEUR POUR L'ÉCHAFAUD - Miles Davis - "Frantic" (1958)

As bad as last night's movie was, that's how good tonight's feature is, and if you don't know anything about it, then it is my sincere pleasure to present to you, "Elevator To The Gallows", a severely cool film with a beyond cool soundtrack by the mysterious Mr. Cool himself, Miles Davis!!! Being a huge Miles Davis fan, I hate to admit it, but I wasn't familiar with this film until I found it on Netflix, in French, with sub-titles, and what a find it was!

Starring:Louis Malle's first flick brings hip wit, intrique, mystery and suspense all wrapped up like pigs in a blanket with Miles Davis syrup poured all over it and spills it right in your lap! It's one of those kind of films where the problems just keep compounding into something that you know is going to have to burst eventually!

Maurice as Julien Tavernier and Jeanne as Florence Carala are madly in love, there's just really only one small problem!!

Florence is married and her husband is Julien's boss!!

So Florence waits around while Julien takes care of the dirty work!!

Julien was all ready to pick up Florence and get out of town, but upon realizing he'd left a major clue behind, he returns, only to get stuck in the elevator when the security guard cuts off the juice for the weekend!!

That's the basic set-up, but in the meantime, these kids steal Julien's car that he left running when he hastily ran back into the building!!

It's a regular Bonnie and Clyde scene as the kids use Julien's ID, camera, and gun to party with, and then kill this German tourist!!

All the while Florence has no clue what's going on and continues to search all the regular dives!!

For this film, Miles used a different quintette that featured Barney Wilen on Tenor Sax, René Urtreger on piano, Pierre Michelot on bass, and the everpresent Kenny Clarke on the drums!!

Florence seems to be the only one who didn't read the paper and see that Julien's mug is smeared all over the front page for thr killing of that German tourist!!

After a whole bunch of stuff happens, Julien finally gets out of the elevator about 24 hours later, but has no clue what kind of trouble he's in for something he didn't do!! Yeah, it's just a little twisted!!!! Unfortunately for Julien, these gals, unlike Florence, did read the paper and call the cops!!

I'm not going to tell you how this great film ends, because I really do encourage you to see this truly classic and classy film!!

This is only a taste of the music in this film! You can rent this movie, you can buy this DVD or CD, and while you're at it, pick up a copy of Miles' work on the soundtrack for "Jack Johnson!" That's one of my favorite of Miles' electric releases with John McLaughlin on Guitar, Michael Henderson pumping out the bass, and Billy Cobham on drums! I also just found out there's a 5 disc box set of extra music from the "Jack Johnson" sessions out there too! It's pretty pricey, but includes a ton of stuff with a host of different players like Sonny Sharrock, Chick Corea, Dave Holland, Bennie Maupin, Steve Grossman, Wayne Shorter, Herbie Hancock, Keith Jarrett, Gene Perla, Ron Carter, Jack DeJohnette, Lenny White, Airto Moreira, and Hermeto Pascoal!! I know what I want for X-Mas!!

ALIEN ZONE - Stan V. Worth - "Last Stop On 13th Street" (1978)

In the 50's and 60's, a lot of times films were so bad, they were good, you understand the concept, but something happened in the 70's, and it wasn't just in the movies, what used to be bad, but fun and kitsch was now just bad, without any real redeeming qualities at all. That brings us to tonight's film, a terrible, cheap ass piece of crap that I don't even know why I'm taking the time to write about, except that it's pretty much the epitome of what happened, and how we've ended up where we are right now!!

The soundtrack music was composed by Stan Worth, and the title song had lyrics written by Ayn Robbins, and was sung by Steve March! I guess it did have one redeeming quality, the alternative name for the DVD release was "Last Stop On 13th Street!"

What a concept, you could listen to the music on your transistor radio in the kitchen or the bathroom! Amazing!! What will they think of next?? What's the coolest is, look how much our way of listening to music has changed, but toilets are exactly the same as they were 40 years ago!!!

WTF???

Happy New Year!!!

WTF???

I do think they got the music wrong, 1978, they should have used music from some band that sounded like a combination of "Cherry Vanilla", "Wizzard", and "Sweet!"