Monday, March 2, 2009

DR. BLOOD'S COFFIN - Buxton Orr - "The Pride Of Lucifer" (1961)

In honour of the week we do post #666 (That would be tomorrow), I've taken it upon myself to declare this "Sadistic Bastards Week" and The Devil knows there's a lot of them out there in real life and on celluloid, so let's don't waste any more time, Dammit! Here's a little tale about one evil sick S.O.B., called "Dr. Blood"!!! Not the most spectacular music in the world by the masestro Buxton Orr, but for this particular film, who cares?? We've wrote about Buxton before, so use the search if you want to find out more!

Kieron Moore is Dr. Peter Blood to perfection, at least they had the sense to name him Peter, because he's a real Dick, but the bottom line is, when you're the same guy who's doing the evil, AND the guy doing the saving, I'm sorry, you are the world's biggest double-dealing phony fraud white sepulchre! One of the most interesting things to me is that his name is Dr. Blood, but that has no actual real significance, because it's really just his name!!! The Blood family, nothing weird, just got saddled with a strange handle, that's all, the cat didn't have to take it so personally!!! Deal with it, you don't have to go around killing people!! Man, what a loser!!

Hazel Court as Nurse Linda Parker is amazing through this whole movie; she looks good and is a strong character, and just happens to work for Dr. Blood's Dad, Robert or as he's know to his friends, Bob Blood, but even from the start, Nurse Linda knows something isn't right, but just can't put her finger on it!

How'd you like to be this guy?? Dr. Blood had him in a cave, he drags himself what seems like miles to escape, falls off a cliff to narrowly escape detection by Dr. Blood, and then when normal people finally find him, they call Dr. Blood to come check him out, and he immediately shoots him up with something that kills him, and tells them he had a heart attack!! Dr. Blood is the lowest of the low!! Like, way, way down there!! BUT, he does it all, in the name of science, which justifies it in his solo scrambled brain!

She knows, and he knows she knows, so what else can he possibly do???

Go dig up and re-animate her dead husband who she still loves!

Hazel Court just passed away a little less than a year ago, and we miss her!! She was whatever's beyond awesome! Looks like she was lucky to live past this scene, he's choking her so hard, it looks like her eyes are popping out!!

The Pride of Lucifer gets all 100% of his just rewards! Damn, there is some hope in the world!!!

Sunday, March 1, 2009

WHEN WORLDS COLLIDE / George Pal - 1951 / Music by Leith Stevens

Given such an epic title as WHEN WORLDS COLLIDE, well, it almost has to take on a Biblical feel. And, if you don't believe me, check out our audio piece tonight from the awesome Mr. Stevens, who was also featured last Sunday.

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Something bad is going on out there, you know, in outer space!.. Damn, Hayden Rourke looks pretty cool with a goatee!

The bad news is, another planet is on a collision course with Earth. Richard Derr is part of the team planning to build and fly a rocket to a planet named Zyra, and repopulate the human race there.

Earthquakes and floods are common occurances when another planet comes too close to Earth, according to George Pal and the History Channel.

This is exactly why Richard is in charge... He can run faster than the other guys!

Exquisite annihilation!!

A lottery drawing was used to select the 44 people for the journey. Mob rule came close to taking over, but everyone made it safely onboard... Whew!.. Goodbye!!

John Hoyt play a rich weasel who gets to go, but will not give the ticket to Barbara Rush, who will then be left behind and cannot have children with Richard Derr on Zyra! Get it?!.. A real ass!! His assistant takes the ticket and gives it to Barbara, because, its the right thing to do!!

When the ship starts it's motors, John quickly jumps up, out of the wheelchair. He'd been faking everything, for sympathy! Gee, sounds like another rich weasel in a wheelchair lately, trying to get some fake sympathy.

That would really make a cool ride at Magic Mountain!

Barbara and the others watch the monitor as the Earth takes it right in the mush!!

Left turn signal on...

You're now entering Zyra's atmosphere!.. Please, fasten your seat belts!

All I can say is... WORLD WITHOUT END and QUEEN OF OUTER SPACE!

Welcome to Zyra!.. The production ran out of money just about right here. Although the background looks decent, Chesley Bonnestell said in OUTRE magazine that what you see there is the underpainting, in other words, its not finished!!

But, what the hell, who cares, they made it!!

Let's just hope that the radiation didn't make them sterile!

Saturday, February 28, 2009

SHE-DEVILS ON WHEELS - Herschell Gordon Lewis/The Faded Blue/Larry Wellington - "The Maneaters" (1968)

What more do you want? This movie hasn't even started yet, and you've got all the elements you need, the female posterior and a classic Chevy! You already got your 25 cents worth, so just sit back, relax and enjoy the show!!! And I'm sure that's the way Herschell saw it!!

Just look at how many different ways there are to demonize the goddess that we all adore, Tequila!!!

What I really meant was the female of the species we call human; we've had the "She-Creature", "She-Demons", "She-Freak", "She-Beast" and back in 1957 the "She-Devil", but this is the first time any of them have become mobile, and once those Hell Cats got motorcycles, the game changed, and it all came to a head in Herschell Gordon Lewis' "She-Devils On Wheels"!

These girls are dangerous with a capital D!!

Here's The Maneaters and Get off the Road!!!

I just know all you people are just flashing on the past right about now to a time when helmets and a whole lotta other crap wasn't required!

No, this isn't quite 13!!

No, I don't really think this guy is gay!!

This is my new wallpaper, The Maneater's clubhouse, and that's just plenty weird enuf for awhile!! Love that one leg in, one leg out look!!

The Maneaters!!!!!

Party time 1968 style, when you could be incredibly stupid and still have fun, and yet somehow a lot of us managed to live through it all!

Oh, Yeah, we were having a little too much fun, and forgot about that dude that really pissed off The Maneaters! Does the term "clothesline" have any meaning to you?? I warned you they played rough!!

What's the moral of the story? The End!!

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