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Saturday, January 9, 2010

TERROR AT RED WOLF INN / Far West - 1972

Welcome to Saturday Shocker Shindig here at the Dungeon. Tabonga here, today we gots one weirdie an' a half, no kidding! Is actually dark comedy with typical lousy seventies characters, sights and sounds! Original title is TERROR HOUSE. A few Alternate title are THE FOLKS AT RED WOLF INN, TERROR ON THE MENU and CLUB DEAD!

Gurlie music is by Bill Marx, who coincidentally was composer for last Saturday post, too! What Hell!.. Well, at least he versitile!!

So, Eegah!! able give us nice auditory sampling mix of pleasure an' pain! We never had such incipid tune here at Dungeon since SANTA CLAUS CONQUERS THE MARTIANS... This time, hippie-folk-gurlie stlye!

Lil' Piff the Gnat miss turn on Wednesday, so he get to push big red 'GO' button for today soundclip. He can do it because he eat his spinach! Hit that button, lil' Piffles!.. Boi-oi-oing!!.. WELCOME TO RED WOLF INN!

"There'll be bluebirds over the white cliffs of Dover, tomorrow, just you wait and see. There'll be love and laughter, forever after, my darling, just for you and me."

* ¡Ay Cabrón! Pinche Madre...

Regina go home and mysteriously find letter that say she win free vacation at Red Wolf Inn, including airplane ride there, so, she call to make sure she not being punked!

Little reminder... Beatles was number one band in world in 1972!!

Sky King fly her to location to be picked up in station wagon, what else, and take ride to fancy inn. Seem spookier at night!

Look like they use same greenish flood in both scene!

Welcome, everbloody... Welcome to Red Wolf Inn! Two other gurlz win free vacation too.

Tagline read: "They'd love to have you for dinner." Same kind of double entendre like, " How To Serve Man!"

What's up, doc?

What, like this?..

Mary Jackson play Evelyn Smith. Mary end up with decent 91 acting credit starting on TV in 1951!! She appear on MY 3 SONS, ROUTE 66, THE MANY LOVES OF DOBIE GILLIS, THE OUTER LIMITS, THE FUGITIVE, THE INVADERS, THE ANDY GRIFFITH SHOW, TARGETS (with Boris!), THE ROCKFORD FILES, THE WALTONS, FAERIE TALE THEATER, THE JEFFERSONS, STINGRAY, BIG TOP PEE WEE, THE EXCORCIST III and more, not too bad!

You can figure out you own twisted caption for this one!.. Eek!!

Just hungry, that's all!..

Poppy John played by dude who have one of Tabonga' favorite name, Arthur Space!! Arthur have a total of 256 acting credit, including flick like SWING SHIFT MAISIE, THE BIG NOISE, LEAVE IT TO BLONDIE, ABBOTT AND COSTELLO IN HOLLYWOOD, BLACK BEAUTY, THE CRIMSON CANARY, THE RED HOUSE, THE FULLER BRUSH MAN, THE FULLER BRUSH GIRL, JET JOB, TARGET EARTH and a ton of TV!

Okay, JEEZ, enough wif' all da' food, already!

That much better!!......... Hey, wait, he trying to fish out piece of baloney stuck between her tooth!

"Listen to me baby, I got something to say... It's time to have a party, and, I'm sure you'll want to stay!"

"We'll start with party hats, and some blowouts for some fun!"

"There'll be a barrell full of monkeys..."

"And, a weenie in a bun!"

All those lines from very cool tune from unhinged garage grunge band HERMANOS GUZANOS! Eegah!! play bass and sing, whoa!

Mom want rump roast for dinner, so Baby John go to market! Dude name is... "Baby John!"

So, Regina looking for other gurlz, she go into walk in freezer where she was told "not to go..."

And, for damn good reason!

Regina run like hell only to be saved by... Mom and Pop?!.. DOU!!

Regina learn to like gurlie butt-steak!

Dig this shot of stocking the vittles jars!

Mom and Pop chase Baby John and Regina into woods, so, Baby John kill them because he all in love wif' Regina an' stuff!

Baby John so proud that Regina take over important cannibal cook duties from Mom, saving the day for that big, hungry 'cannibal-man' appetite!

Mom and Pop end up on menu. Whyyyyyyyyyyy... NOT?!

If you take this story serious, you big sucker! Pop just wink at you! Many think that MOTEL HELL get idea from this flick!

Saturday, April 23, 2016

13 MOVIES THAT LORD LITTER LOVES!

...13 movies I watch again and again...Lord Litter...April 2016...
This was really easy, these movies came to my mind without thinking..it only can be a first part. These seem to be all-time classics of mine..but then there is too much missing..not a single Japan_Monster_Sci-Fi movie, no Jack Arnold movie, no *real* Edgar Wallace movie, no silent movie, no Ray Harryhausen, no Hammer movie, no Christopher Lee????..no..etc etc ..plus..this is no scale of values, no *hitparade*. It's just the order they came to my mind today.

1. Der Todesraecher von Soho - Jess Franco - 1972
Call me totally insane.. I like ALL Franco movies. If it gets too much pornography it gets pretty boring cause nothing happens but .. well you know... but ... also his late completely out of control video experiments are nothing but psychedelic feasts. For example you get 20 minute dances of naked people in a hall of mirrors, dancing to wild music...I've chosen *Der Todesraecher* cause I just LOVE Wallace movies and this is one - Bryan Edgar Wallace..of course solid Franco style.

What a statement! ..early 1950s cry for freedom..a bizarre *essay* styled movie..."...one is wrong because he does right - one is right because she does wrong..." Bela Lugosi intro monologue - you wouldn't believe how often I've seen this movie.

3. The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie - Luis Bunuel - 1972
It is a real shame that there weren't more *intellectual* directors to go over the top into truth like Luis Bunuel..put the finger into the wound and act surreal! This is one of the movies that started my addiction!

4. Basket Case 3: The Progeny - Frank Henenlotter - 1991
I love all 3 Basket Case movies - but - The Progeny is so very much over the top and with a strange/strong social affinity that I've chosen this one.

5. Die Hölle der lebenden Toten - Bruno Mattei - 1980
When it seems that absolutely everything is exploited from a theme .. then comes Bruno Mattei and shows everyone what you really can do .. they say he's one of the worst .. exploitation trash?..hes one of the best!! Bruno Mattei is totally over the top .. all the time..


6. Blood Dolls -  Charles Band - 1999
I always knew that I was into the bizarre .. but THIS MOVIE!!!...I couldn't believe it..EVERYTHING is perfect here incl. the female Heavy Metal band in a cage that gets tortured if they play not loud enough or the wrong song. By the way Band's brother Richard Band is one of the most underrated film score composers around!!

7. Nightmare Concert (Cat in the brain) - Lucio Fulci - 1990
Lucio Fulci analyzing his own mind .. if you want to *understand* Fulci, watch this movie..if you dare. THIS is Fulci's definite statement.
In a different world Jean Rollin would've been one of the most respected movie directors.... on planet earth they didn't know where to put him.

THE perfect combination of a bizarre/thrilling movie and a cry for *equality* ..the *normal* are the freaks and the *freaks* are normal..

EVERY film with Vincent Price is TOTALLY up my alley. Theatre of Blood is probably his *statement*. Price plays Shakespeare actor who kills critics that don't like his acting - absolutely bizarre when he makes Robert Morley eat his beloved poodles...

11. The Black Cat - Edgar Ulmer - 1934
EVERY film with Bela Lugosi is TOTALLY up my alley. The Black Cat combines Lugosi, Karloff and Ulmer, has incredible surreal looks and a story between reality and bizarre_ism - a total winner...just like Bela, who is always around me somewhere..

EVERY film with Boris Karloff is TOTALLY up my alley. Especially in his last movies he proved that he just had to be on the scene and the scene started to *live*. Plus Reeves was a rare director to keep the idea of a horror movie but go a real different way..what a shame there are only 3 Reeves movies.

EVERY film with Lon Chaney, Jr. is TOTALLY up my alley.. both, Lon Chaney Jr. and this movie, I discovered pretty late. Chaney with his friendly, mellow, sad way of acting is something really special and this movie is the perfect *world* to live his character...completely bizarre ..caring about his *family*.

PS:.. Price, Lugosi, Karloff and Chaney Jr. are with me all the time .. I may meet one of them tonight ...LL

Bonus Time: Here's an instrumental track I really like off of a collaboration that our band Hermanos Guzanos did with Lord Litter back in the 80's! It 's called "Jumbo Walk" and sounds an awful lot like soundtrack music to me! The tape was called "Surfin On The Moon" and we released it as Hermoonos Guzanos and Lord Lunar!
 Cheers!!!

Monster Music

Monster Music
AAARRGGHHH!!!! Ya'll Come On Back Now, Y'Hear??