ADVICE FOR OLD DUDES WHO STILL WANT TO GO TRICK OR TREATING / Or, HOW TO BE A CREEP ON HALLOWEEN

Hey all you kids out there that are too old to go trick or treating any more, but who love those big piles of candy to devour. So, here's some sage advice on how to get a ton of candy treats for yourself with hardly any work involved...

To illustrate a point on the incorrect way to amass a pile of treats, do this... Hide and wait until some kids go to a house, go up behind them and get on your knees so that you look short.

The candy man's wearing a Frankenstein monster mask, not a good sign.

But, he's giving each of the kids handfuls of candy, so, maybe he'll be generous to you!

Be very polite and and say... Trick or treat, mister!

His look says it all.

And, he tosses two lousy pieces at you.

Maybe you'll get more candy if you say... Only two pieces?!

And, he tells you to go away, you're too old to be trick or treating!

When you're walking away, you get an idea, and the guy gets a suspicious look on his face, picking up on your vibe.

So, might as well kick his pumpkin in the mush to show your unhappiness over the transaction and you run like Hell as he yells at you!

Okay, you can see what playing by the rules gets you. Now, here's the actual way to go about amassing that big old pile o' treats! I can taste it now!!

It's simple, what you do is hide behind a bush and wait for some kids to come walking by. And when they get up to you, jump out and say... Hey monster kids, what's up?!

If they don't run away, get into a conversation with them, ask them if they got a lot of candy, and whatever you do...

Act friendly!!

Then show them that you hardly got nothing in your bag, and act real sad-like.

Okay, here's the hook... Tell them that you'd like to look in their bags to see what a lot of candy looks like!

And when they present their bags to you... Grab them and hightail it into the shadows!!

And after you do the same thing to some other kids, well, you'll have a king's ransom of treats to last you for a whole week or more!

But if you eat it all in one sitting, you'll deserve what you get! This has been an old-timers Halloween public service announcement!

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS - "The Legend Of Boo-Kini Bottom" (2017)

 

This week's Countdown To Halloween Saturday Night Special is a Halloween episode of "SpongeBob SquarePants" from 2017.

 

This special episode was titled "The Legend Of Boo-Kini Bottom."

It's just another bucolic Halloween filled with trick or treaters of all ilks from beneath the sea!

SpongeBob has got his place decorated to the hilt!

But then Patrick informs SpongeBob that his decorations are just too cute, and Halloween is supposed to be scary. SpongeBob doesn't like scary things, so Patrick introduces him to the concept of "Scary is Funny."

SpongeBob and Patrick stop by Sandy's place, and she is in the process of creating a giant Frankenstein-like puppet!

The Flying Dutchman shows up, and decides to show everybody that scary is not funny!

 

The Flying Dutchman then takes Patrick and SpongeBob on a real scary ride. Spongebob just keeps laughing the whole time, and it's just pissing off The Dutchman!

The Flying Dutchman's ride is a hoot, and should be really incorporated into some theme park somewhere!

Even if it was just a ride at your local carnival, it would still be great scary fun!

The ride is your standard rolling cart on rails, but this one goes through some very unnatural places!

SpongeBob just keeps on laughing and having a marvelous time!

Actually, a ride through a pinball machine sounds like a cool and workable idea!

When none of that scares SpongeBob, The Flying Dutchman captures the souls of all of SpongeBob's friends including Patrick, and cages them up, and mentally tortures them!

The Flying Dutchman makes a big mistake, and enters SpongeBob's brain.

Since he's the most naive character alive, SpongeBob's thoughts are nothing but sweet and goodness!

It's really quite interesting to see what's going on inside of SpongeBob's head, but The Dutchman doesn't like it at all!

The Flying Dutchman totally breaks down and goes into a schizophrenic manic depressive rage!

What else is there to say except the day we've all been waiting for is creeping closer!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

More DUNGEON HALLOWEEN COUNTDOWN Action

 Well. it's Friday the 15th and we're half way through the Halloween Countdown Celebration, here at The Dungeon!!..  So, here are a few things that happened recently, sit back and enjoy all the wacky mayhem and funny stuff that has unfolded!

The day started with a shootout when these bad sports, The Wild Ones, decided to fire at the guys (who are practicing their posing on the top of a building) who whipped their asses yesterday in a posing runoff. A very good example of very bad sportsmanship.

The guys on the roof fire back and The Wild Ones run away like scared chickens!

This girl was on another building taking pictures of the action only to slip and fall off! Luckily, she landed on one of the guys that was running away and she's just fine!

Here's something that's pretty funny! Notorious bad guy Red Devil was running across that stone bridge and fell off! 

A second after he hit the ground, he was the victim of his own patented Red Devil Pepper Mist! This totally cracked up the spectators.

Hey, check out our five kid virtual giant robot command game! Boy, the kids went bonkers over this one, destroying virtual opponents and demolishing real estate everywhere.

And now some good news... We had some great posing in our runoff yesterday, here are a few great poses from groups moving up to the finals next week. Wow, awesome!

These are the guys who beat out The Wild Ones yesterday, they will move on to the finals.

Another spectacular pose from these amazing finalists!

Oh yeah, there was an accident when our Monster Machine ride lost its wheels!! Needless to say, the people waiting to take a ride were very angry! It's being repaired.

Another impromptu freeform dance breaks out in the street! This one's called... Happy Halloween Countdown Stomp!

Here's a shot from our after lunch punch out.

It was lots of fun watching the gals do their thing out in the back lot, where they can practice their ball busting moves!

Here's a cool update, McBurgler was cornered in the cafeteria by some 'good guys' who started pushing him around. So, he doused them all in mustard and ketchup, which cost them $80 each to get the stains out at our ever busy Dungeon Dry Cleaners!

One more update, Allen's back, this time he borrowed his buddy's rocket cycle and played chicken with one of the enemies he's made at the celebration.

Allen whizzes by as  the shock wave knocks the guy on his ass, and Allen's gone, out of sight!! Just another day at The Dungeon Halloween Countdown Celebration!!