Wednesday, November 13, 2013

SIN YOU SINNERS - "Killer Mobsters Meet Murderous Strippers" (Sure, If You Say So!) (1963)

"Sin You Sinners!" Yeah! Just Do It!! Welcome to the Wednesday The 13th special feature!!

Made To Shock You!.....The Most Daring Movie Of It's Kind? That's because it's the only movie of it's kind!

"Sin You Sinners" is a 1963 sleazefest about a beautiful stripper named Bobbi played by June Colbourne in her only role ever, just like most of the rest of the cast!

Nice tranquil domestic scene, right up there with "Leave It To Beaver!" Daughter, Mother, and Mother's Lover!!!

Bobbi's daughter Julie as played by Dian Lloyd, is just another confused young lady getting hit on by the guys at the local malt shop!

I forgot who the Hell this is, but I didn't forget how smoking hot she was with those antennae eyebrows and those pearls!

Bobbi has an amulet that keeps her young and beautiful, two things you need if you're going to be a stripper!

Julie is a freakin' space case!

Julie and Bobbi both think that Dave is the cat's pajamas, aka the coolest guy in the world! Dave is played by Derek (The Kentucky Fried Movie) Murcott!

This movie reflects a common sentiment familiar to modern society, "Men Are Stupid, Women Are Crazy!"

Bobbi has got some serious star-power down at the strip club! Wow, how about that M.C. Escher lookin' wallpaper!

After quite the power struggle, Julie ends up with the amulet! If I ever open the restaurant I've always wanted, I think I'll have Amulet Omelettes on the menu in honour of this movie, maybe even put some Pepsi in them! They must have spent a small fortune on that 'TELE PHONE BOOTH" sign!

So, no more timid and tepid Julie, from here on out, it's gritty, greasy and grimy!

The amulet is quite the power hound! There's no turning back for Julie now, she's in it for the long haul!

Mom basically burns in Hell, and Julie could care less, cause she's got all the guys under her spell now! If you just can't help yourself, and you really need to see this movie, your best chance is to find it streaming over at Creepster TV!

Monday, November 11, 2013

THE INVISIBLE MAN RETURNS / Universal Pictures - 1940

It's Invisible Man Monday with Tabonga, here at The Dungeon!.. Here's the 'sequel' to the 1933 classic that starred Claude Rains, this time Dungeon fave Vincent Price plays the man in the title role... He's baaaack!!

Eegah!! sent over a soundclip of the theme for us, sooooo, you can push the big red 'GO' button there on the invisible wall, NOW, Ralphie The Tarantula! Here's our audio offering for... THE INVISIBLE MAN RETURNS!

Vinnie plays Geoffrey Radcliffe, framed for the murder of his brother. He has escaped execution with the help of his friend, Dr. Frank Griffin, who slipped him a full syringe of invisibleness. Here, he's made his way back to Helen Manson's place, where he can hide from the authorities who are frantically searching for him.

When I watched this flick on TV back in the fifties, I remember this scene the most. Dr. Griffin's bringing this guinea pig back to the world of the visible.

Love this shot!..

The copper makes an inquiry at Helen's place where he gets to meet Geoffrey face to bandage!

After he makes a call to headquarters, the cop comes back to find just a pile of clothes, oops!

This is a great part, Geoffrey plays some fantastic pranks on local shyster, Willie Spears, played by Alan Napier. We also remember Alan from CAT PEOPLE, HOUSE OF HORRORS, THE STRANGE DOOR, THE MOLE PEOPLE, ISLAND OF LOST WOMEN and PREMATURE BURIAL.

What a work of art!!

Dr. Griffin and Helen are concerned about the side effects of the invisibility formula and have a plan to prevent full dementia from setting in.

Geoffrey escapes and tracks down Richard Cobb, crooked mine boss, he ends up being dumped out of a coal car and gets deaded.

On the run and nearly insane, Geoffrey takes this scarecrow's clothes and heads back into town to find Dr. Griffin.

The doctor's new serum works and we finally get to see Vinnie's face!

Saturday, November 9, 2013

TIMESTALKERS - "It's Way Past Time To Kill The Future" (1987)

It's not often I delve past the 70's, but tonight's feature is an extra special affair, so climb on board, and set your co-ordinates for 1987!

It's called "Timestalkers," and it's a 1987 TV movie about time traveling that has an stellar cast! It's not the best or the worst movie in the world, being neither great nor horrible, but it is special for a couple of reasons! The executive producer of "Timestalkers" was none other than Bill Hole, the guy who directed two of The Dungeon's favourite movies, "The Ghost Of Dragstrip Hollow," and "The Devil's Hand!"

"Timestalkers" stars Bill (The Dark Knight Rises) Devane as Scott McKenzie, a college professor fixated on the olde west!

In the opening scenes, Scott McKenzie's wife and son are killed in a fiery auto accident!

About a year or so later, Scott and his pal go to a western auction and buy these two chests!

Inside the larger trunk, the one that has the bullethole in it, there's an olde tintype photographe, and the time differential sequences begin! Enter Klaus Kinski as gungslinger Dr. Jospeh Cole!

Upon closer scrutiny, Scott Mckenzie realizes the gun in the photo was actually made in the 1980's, so he naturally figures the photographe is phony!

But then................Maybe not!

Enter Lauren (Once Bitten) Hutton as Georgia Crawford, a woman from 600 years in the future!

So what's the deal? Georgia and Dr. Cole are both from the future, and he's going back to the past in order to change history because he's pissed at her Father, and she's traveling through time to try and stop him!!

So now we come to the best part of this movie! Back in the past, a small gang of cowboys are partying down by the olde waterhole, and bigger than shit, I'll be damned if that isn't Tabonga there on the right in an un-credited role! He probably should have won some award for those chicken skin lookin' long johns, but we've never had that kind of luck!

Tabonga has told me that Klaus Kinski was all kinds of crazy on the set! Considering most of the roles Klaus had over the years, it would be pretty difficult to imagine that he wasn't a very strange man in real life too! Klaus is forever enshrined in the Dungeon Hall of Fame, and this is a great shot of him!

For some odd reason, 600 years in the future looks like a 1970's disco!

He looks great here, but this was the last movie Forrest Tucker would ever make, in fact, he passed away about 5 months before it was released! Forrest Tucker was in "The Abominable Snowman," "The Strange World Of Planet X," "The Crawling Eye," and will always be remembered by connoisseurs of 60's TV as Sgt. Morgan O'Rourke in the cowboy sitcom "F Troop!"

I actually liked this part of the movie a lot! Forrest Tucker's character was a wise olde gentleman named Texas John Cody, whose collection of historical cowboy songs provide clues that help solve this whole mystery!

It doesn't take much at all for Klaus Kinski to look like a complete and total train wreck! For some people it's just an inherent natural ability, and Klaus was one of the masters!

S H A Z A M ! ! !

This is my new favourite shot of the week!

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