Here you go, here's what's brewing, my first entry into 2012 fulfills the personification of the duality of my multiple personalities, and then some!!! Here's Dolly Dagger's half brother, "A Man Called Dagger!" "It'll make you stagger!" "He's got a jagged edge!"
Let's just get one thing straight, "A Man Called Dagger" is a WEIRD movie, with moments of near brilliance, and also some of the most horrid film making you've ever seen in your life, and sometimes all at the same time! Great shot right out of the box!! It's not the best print, but good luck finding a better one! Want a copy? Go to the "Green Door" and tell 'em Joe sent you!!
A chick sitting in the airport reading a "Batman" comic.........
......Okay, she's got Eegah!!'s, I mean Richard Kiel's attention!!
One of my favourite TV game shows from the 50's was called "Treasure Hunt," and the host was a Jewish comedian named Murray Janofsky, or Jan Murray! I never really thought of Jan as an actor, and I'm still not too sure, but one thing, he was game! In "A Man Called Dagger" Jan has the role of the evil Nazi mad scientist Rudolph Koffman!
Paul Mantee has the role of, are you ready, DICK DAGGER!! Say it any way you want, it still comes out DICK DAGGER! Paul was only in two handfuls of movies, but you can't hardly name a 60's TV show, excluding the comedies, that he wasn't in, "Dragnet," "Hawaiian Eye," "77 Sunset Strip," "The Rifleman," "I Spy," "Time Tunnel," and "Batman" just to name a few, but of course down here in The Dungeon, Paul will always be remembered for his starring role in "Robinson Crusoe On Mars!" Too bad back in the day, nobody thought of pairing Paul Mantee with Buddy Hackett, they could have given Abbott and Costello some competition peforming as Cloak and Dagger!!
The very cute Terry Moore was Jill Young in "Mighty Joe Young" in 1949! What else do you need to know? Terry's got a film in post-production set for release in 2012 called "Mansion Of Blood!" I'll bet they have a cool dungeon in that pad!! Maybe not, it stars Gary Busey!
Terry's character is Harper Davis, another spy and Dick Dagger's ex-lover, watching Rudolph Koffman's meat packing operation, so she can make enough money so her and Dick can make love in the Sewers of Paris again!
Rudolph Koffman's former self was Kapitan Hans Leitel! I'm willing to bet having a Jew play a deranged Nazi is not something that just happened by chance, and that's the whole deal with this flick, just what the heck were they up to?? Director Richard Rush's two previous ventures before this film were "Hells Angels On Wheels," and "Psych-Out!"
Interesting way to prune a bush! There's no way "A Man Called Dagger" can be seen as a bad movie, the cinematography was done by the genius of the eye, László Kovács! László's work bounced around all the time from titles like 'A Man Called Dagger" and "Blood Of Dracula's Castle" to "Easy Rider" and "Five Easy Pieces!"
Dagger has a lot of love interests, Maureen Arthur is aptly named Joy! Maureen was also a singer, and in the 1958 film "Hot Rod Gang," Maureen performed "Choo Choo Cha Poochie"
Dagger turns up the heat to get some information out of Sue Ane Langdon as bad girl Ingrid! Sue Ane was also all over the TV, and had reoccurring characters in quite a few shows like Kitty Marsh in 16 episodes of "Bachelor Father," or as Lillian Nuvo in 48 episodes of the 70's show "Arnie."
The 7' 2" Richard Kiel puts in another Oscar deserving performance as Otto! I didn't do the math, but I'm sure over 50% of Richard's credits are for a character with one name, like Irving, Norman, Laszlo, Animal, Eddie, Jaws, Golob, Duke, Drazak, Grimm, Reace, Malak, Iggy, Loach, Tiny, Cracks, Beany, and let's not forget Eegah!!!
Another reason why "A Man Called Dagger" can't be considered a bad film is that the music is by another 60's fave that we've never had the opportunity to write about before, Mr. Steve Allen! The extremely multi-talented Mr. Allen was not only a serious jazz musican, he was also an amazing comic, who surrounded himself with the talents of Louis Nye, Don Knotts, and Tom Poston on his TV show! It was hilarious!!
As Richard Kiel reconfigures Dick Dagger's face I'd like to mention the fact that it's possible that the producers of this film had access to the fountain of youth! Every actor and actress I've spoke of so far, except for Jan Murray who lived to be 89, is still alive!! They should have a big "Dick Dagger" convention!!! I can just see it!!
This could have easily happened on "Treasure Hunt" or "The Steve Allen Show!"
The "Trilogy Of Trippy," left to right Bruno VeSota, Jan Murray, and Richard Kiel! What a party of talent!!
How important is Bruno VeSota? Let me just put it to you this way, without Bruno, this blog wouldn't exist! He only lived to be 54, but in those 54 years Bruno was in "The Wild One, "Dementia," "Carnival Rock," "The Undead," "Daddy-O," "A Bucket Of Blood," "The Wasp Woman," "Attack Of The Giant Leeches," "The Devil's Hand," "Invasion Of The Star Creatures," "The Wild World Of Bat Woman," AND he was the bartender in freakin' 21 episodes of "Bonanza" to boot!
They're just about ready to pop Dick Dagger's mind,........
........ but I forgot to tell you he has a bunch of gadgets at his disposal, and so somehow he miraculously escapes!
Dick Dagger turns the tables on Rudolph Koffman! Jan Murray kind of looks like a cross between Jerry Lewis and George Bush Jr. when he is at his manic frantic best!
It wasn't easy by no means, but Dagger takes the BIG man down!
Just in time to save yet another one of the beautiful women in the movie, Eileen O'Neill as Erica! Eileen was Millie Second in two episodes of "Batman" and was on all the best shows, "Bewitched," "My Favorite Martian," "The Munsters," "Get Smart," and "I Dream Of Jeannie," and she also had a regular gig as Sgt. Gloria Ames in 33 episodes of "Burke's Law! with Gene Barry!
The big meat locker showdown at the end leaves Rudolph Koffman hanging high and dry! Now you tell me this is a comedy!
Small minded people might think "A Man Called Dagger" is just another crappy James Bond ripoff, but open minded people will do whatever is humanly possible to seek the real truth!
It's the beginning of a new year, but without a doubt, this is "The End" of all time!!
Wednesday, January 4, 2012
Monday, January 2, 2012
VOODOO WOMAN / American International Pictures - 1957
Welcome to the first Monster Monday with Tabonga in 2012, here at The Dungeon!.. We're going back to 1957 for a redo of a post we first did in 2007! It has the perfect tagline ~ A woman by day... a monster by night! And, you can't go wrong with keywords like Jungle, Mad Scientist, Voodoo, Witch Doctor, Murder, Acid, Molotov Cocktail and a Monster played by Paul Blaisdell!!
The story... Deep in the jungle, a mad scientist is using the natives' voodoo for his weird experiments to create an indestructible being to serve his will. When a party of gold seekers stumbles upon his domain, he realizes that the expedition's evil leader is the perfect subject for his work...
The music is by John Blackburn and Darrell Calker. This was John's only composing credit. Darrell started out working for Walter Lantz, composing music for cartoons, for which he has tons of credits for all the work he did in the forties.
Okay, letz bring in our fuzzy lil' Dungeon fiend and button pusher, Ralphie The Tarantula!.. Hello dort, Ralphie! He's here to start the show by rolling our cool soundclip, so, push the big red 'GO' button located directly behind you, now, Ralphie! Here's... VOODOO WOMAN!
Geez, it's always something with this broad!
Doesn't anybloody realize how ridiculous Tom Conway looks here?!.. Anyway, Tom plays Dr. Gerald, the dude trying to create his army of superhuman voodoo creatures. He can also been seen in CAT PEOPLE, I WALKED WITH A ZOMBIE, 12 TO THE MOON and was The Falcon in the forties.
Actually, this is where the real tail begins!..
So, what do you think of my kid's drawing, he wants to be an artist!
Paul Dubov plays the bartender, we remember Paul from THE FLYING MISSILE, HIGH NOON, THE ATOMIC KID, DAY THE WORLD ENDED, THE SHE-CREATURE, THE ATOMIC SUBMARINE and SHOCK CORRIDOR! Not too bad!
Here's Mike 'Touch' Connors as Ted Bronson and Marla English as murderess, Marilyn Blanchard. Mike was also in THE DAY THE WORLD ENDED and Marla was in THE SHE-CREATURE.
Lance Fuller plays Rick Brady, Marilyn's jealous boyfriend. Lance was in FRANKENSTEIN MEETS THE WOLFMAN, THIS ISLAND EARTH, THE SHE-CREATURE and GOD'S LITTLE ACRE, but, I'd say that his claim to fame was being married to the blonde bombshell, Joi Lansing, for two and a half years. He was not a favorite of Paul Blaisdell's.
The Doc keeps up with his little experiments!
Now, where have I seen that symbol before?..
The doctor realizes Marilyn's potential!
And, Ted and the Doc's wife really hit it off!
Marilyn volunteers to be the next Voodoo Woman! Marla also became the She-Creature!
The Doc sics Marilyn on his wife!!
The Doc's playing with fire as he keeps ordering Marilyn around...
Then, numbnuts gets exactly whut's comin' to him, in spades!!
The gold idol lures Marilyn over to the pit, only to cause her to slip and fall into it! Gee, I wonder if that idol was made by Paul Blaisdell?
The molotov cocktail part is where Ted makes this one here and tosses it at the hostile natives, to get rid of them. It works, big time.
The first thing Ted needs after they get back to semi-civilization is a good stiff drink!!
The classic ending has Voodoo Woman climbing back out of the pit. Pleasant dreams, everbloody!..
Tune in Wednesday for who the Hell knows what Eegah!! may have brewing in his kettle!
The story... Deep in the jungle, a mad scientist is using the natives' voodoo for his weird experiments to create an indestructible being to serve his will. When a party of gold seekers stumbles upon his domain, he realizes that the expedition's evil leader is the perfect subject for his work...
The music is by John Blackburn and Darrell Calker. This was John's only composing credit. Darrell started out working for Walter Lantz, composing music for cartoons, for which he has tons of credits for all the work he did in the forties.
Okay, letz bring in our fuzzy lil' Dungeon fiend and button pusher, Ralphie The Tarantula!.. Hello dort, Ralphie! He's here to start the show by rolling our cool soundclip, so, push the big red 'GO' button located directly behind you, now, Ralphie! Here's... VOODOO WOMAN!
Geez, it's always something with this broad!
Doesn't anybloody realize how ridiculous Tom Conway looks here?!.. Anyway, Tom plays Dr. Gerald, the dude trying to create his army of superhuman voodoo creatures. He can also been seen in CAT PEOPLE, I WALKED WITH A ZOMBIE, 12 TO THE MOON and was The Falcon in the forties.
Actually, this is where the real tail begins!..
So, what do you think of my kid's drawing, he wants to be an artist!
Paul Dubov plays the bartender, we remember Paul from THE FLYING MISSILE, HIGH NOON, THE ATOMIC KID, DAY THE WORLD ENDED, THE SHE-CREATURE, THE ATOMIC SUBMARINE and SHOCK CORRIDOR! Not too bad!
Here's Mike 'Touch' Connors as Ted Bronson and Marla English as murderess, Marilyn Blanchard. Mike was also in THE DAY THE WORLD ENDED and Marla was in THE SHE-CREATURE.
Lance Fuller plays Rick Brady, Marilyn's jealous boyfriend. Lance was in FRANKENSTEIN MEETS THE WOLFMAN, THIS ISLAND EARTH, THE SHE-CREATURE and GOD'S LITTLE ACRE, but, I'd say that his claim to fame was being married to the blonde bombshell, Joi Lansing, for two and a half years. He was not a favorite of Paul Blaisdell's.
The Doc keeps up with his little experiments!
Now, where have I seen that symbol before?..
The doctor realizes Marilyn's potential!
And, Ted and the Doc's wife really hit it off!
Marilyn volunteers to be the next Voodoo Woman! Marla also became the She-Creature!
The Doc sics Marilyn on his wife!!
The Doc's playing with fire as he keeps ordering Marilyn around...
Then, numbnuts gets exactly whut's comin' to him, in spades!!
The gold idol lures Marilyn over to the pit, only to cause her to slip and fall into it! Gee, I wonder if that idol was made by Paul Blaisdell?
The molotov cocktail part is where Ted makes this one here and tosses it at the hostile natives, to get rid of them. It works, big time.
The first thing Ted needs after they get back to semi-civilization is a good stiff drink!!
The classic ending has Voodoo Woman climbing back out of the pit. Pleasant dreams, everbloody!..
Tune in Wednesday for who the Hell knows what Eegah!! may have brewing in his kettle!
Sunday, January 1, 2012
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