BRIDE OF THE MONSTER In Color / Rolling M. Productions - 1955

Welcome to Monster Monday with Tabonga, here at The Dungeon!.. Let's start the month with a colorized version of Ed Wood's classic schlockenstein starring Bela Lugosi and Tor Johnson. We posted this title previously, but, never like this!..

The music is by Frank Worth. Frank also did 36 episodes of THE ROY ROGERS SHOW and a Daniel Boone episode for WALT DISNEY'S WONDERFUL WORLD OF COLOR. This was his first project.

Lettuce bring in or fuzzy little button pusher, Ralphie The Tarantula! So, might as well get the old show started, push the big red 'GO' button there in front of you now, Ralphie! Here's... BRIDE OF THE MONSTER In Color!

Didn't you hear me?!.. You're not welcome here!! Sic 'em, Lobo!

Dr. Vornoff admires his goofy looking pet monster... He's thinking about naming it, Jojo!

While one unwelcomed stranger wrassles with the monster, Lobo grabs the other one to take back to the lab for some laffs!

Lobo takes a lot of pride in his work and very carefully aligns the gamma ray lens for maximum effectivness...

Aww, heck!.. He moved!!

This is funny to me, showing a black and white newspaper in a colorized movie posting!

Wow, who dresses this guy?!.. Here's Billy Benedict as the newsboy, Billy plays Whitey in one of our all time favorite flicks with The Bowery Boys and Glenn Strange, MASTER MINDS!!

Here's Paul Marco and busty Loretta King as Officer Kelton and feisty reporter, Janet Lawton.

This is how they did breast exams back in the fifties! Okay miss, just try and relax, it may tickle a bit...

Here's Lt. Craig and Det. Martin, out looking for the missing Miss Lawton. Very cool squad car, not sure what the Hell it is, though.

This was one of Harvey B. Dunn's better roles, bird lover, Capt. Tom Robbins. He was also in THE KETTLES ON OLD MACDONALD'S FARM, NIGHT OF THE GHOULS, TEENAGERS FROM OUTER SPACE, THE SINISTER URGE and DEADWOOD '76.

Prof. Strowski finally locates the house of his countryman... That's an interesting looking miniature there, looks like SPOOK JOINT!

Vornoff ain't that thrilled to see Strowski, so, he feeds him to his pet!

Vornoff uses the Vulcan love clutch to communicate with his atomic bride to be. It's amazing how many little awkward moments that stupid colander creates!

Bela shows Tony who the boss is on the set.

Lobo revolts because he wants to marry Janet! Get it? Bride Of The Monster...

Lobo turns the table on Vornoff, so, the crazy old scientist gets a little of his own medicine. But, guess what, he doesn't die like all the others!..

He's now 7'6" tall and is a formidible opponent for Lobo!

He destroys Lobo and the lab, then grabs Janet and takes her out into the countryside.

Tony gets to show off his manly tatoo!

Here are two great stills for your enjoyment!!

Some days, you just get tangled up in your own crap!

You can see how Eddie tries to tie these two events together. People at the very first atomic blast in 1945 said that the eerie looking colors mixed in with the fireball were orange, green and violet, all secondary colors.

He tampered in God's domain (said that in my last post, too). I'm pretty sure that you shouldn't stand that close to an atomic explosion!

DOOMWATCH - John Scott - "Island Of The Ghouls" (1972)

It's called "DOOMWATCH" and with an uplifting title like that, what are you going to expect out of the UK in 1972! If it's doom and gloom you want, you got it here! Great title card!!

It's not like the people in charge didn't also cause the problem, No, nothing like that! "Doomwatch" addresses the problem, and it's not exactly a barrel of laffs, in fact, it's just no fun at all, dismal, and horribly depressing!

A remote island can create an isolated environment that is not subject to normal rules or society! Therein lies the problem!!

Swiss Toggenburg goats are simply the best! They produce a lot more milk, and have more personality than Nubians! A good milker will give you around three gallons a day, and their personalities will rival that of the best dog you ever had! High quality fresh goat milk tastes like melted Häagen-Dazs ice cream if it's handled properly, it's that sweet! I honestly believe that goats are the most maligned and misunderstood domestic animals on the planet! They do have horns, and the males do smell like the Devil in season, but it's almost kriminal how all the other myths about them have been exaggerated for decades!

This island has a very distinctive problem, and there ain't nothing funny or tropical about it!

Although he wasn't in many horror films, Ian Bannen, here as Dr. Del Shaw, was also in another film we'll be doing soon, "From Beyond The Grave." Dr. Shaw has been sent to the island, because all the reports say something strange is going on there!

The nearest thing to a female romantic interest is played by Judy Geeson as the seasonal teacher Victoria Brown! Judy was Pamela Dare in "To Sir With Love," Mary Gloucester in "Here We Go Round the Mulberry Bush," and Jacki in "Goodbye Gemini." This is as close as Del and Victoria are going to get to a roll in the hay!!

The square shooter who has now lost his aim is George Sanders in the role of the "The Admiral!" He should have been a Rear Admiral, because he's a pretty big ass!!

The island people are being poisoned by chemicals and leaking radioactive material dumped off their coastline, but they attribute their mutating society to inbreeding, so they are very wary of any outside intervention, so it's that old basic premise, they're damned if they do, and damned if they don't!!

Public relations, lies and deceit, there ain't nothing like it!

Not only is the local population becoming horribly disfigured, they are also very standoffish, and have a penchant towards violence!

"Doomwatch" was based on a UK TV show that ran for three seasons from 1970 to 1972, and starred John Paul as Dr. Spencer Quist, and Simon Oates as Dr. John Ridge. "Doomwatch" the TV series's first episode was called "The Plastic Eaters" and the last show, entitled "Sex and Violence," explored 'Moral Pollution' and was never aired! Neither Ian Bannen or Judy Geeson were ever on the TV show!

In the meantime, the locals keep dropping like flies!

NO!! Everything's NOT all right!!

The serious music for "Doomwatch" was composed by the brilliant John Scott. We've written about Mr. Scott before if you feel like searching. He was the composer of the music in such films as "The Million Eyes of Sumuru," "Berserk," "Trog," and "Hexen Geschändet Und Zu Tode Gequält," or a literal translation of "Disgraced Witches And Tortured To Death!" As far as we know, the amazing John Scott is still going strong today!

There are some frights and scares, but mostly "Doomwatch" is a film about confusion and misunderstanding!

"Doomwatch" was directed by Peter "Taste The Blood Of Dracula" Sasdy, written by Clive "The Crezz" Exton, and the outstanding makeup was by Tom "The Shining" Smith!

"Doomwatch" would be a great film to watch on any cold and rainy Sunday morning with some Mimosas, some shots of Cabrito, some barbecued Portabellos, and somebody you really dislike, like your cousin or any politician, and can be found on Netflix!