CURSE OF THE HEADLESS HORSEMAN / Hippie Filmmakers - 1974 / "Welcome to the Nut-Barn!"

HEAVEN HELP EVERBLOODY TONIGHT!

Usually, the worst the flick, the better the soundclip from Eegah!! Great stuff here, make you believe hippie should not go into movie biz! Funny, production company that make CURSE OTHH, Kirt Films, produce 44 other flick between 1968-74, this is very last one!! So, here are other title Kirt Films produce: SPREAD EAGLES, I WISH I WERE IN DIXIE, DOGGIE BAG, SEX CIRCUS, THE TEENIE SWAPPERS, X, GIRL'S PRISON, HOT LINE, CONSTRUCTION GANG, WALL STREET WALKER, TURNED-ON GIRL, PAY THE BABY SITTER, USE THE BACK DOOR, FAST BALL, HEAD NURSE and others!!

Tabonga' pet tarantula Ralphie buggin' the big guy to press el big red 'GO' button for soundclip! So, now you can enjoy tonight' audio rollie coaster ride! Hit it, Ralphie!.. CURSE OF THE HORSELESS HEADSMAN!!

Dude inherit old country ranch and think he can pay bills by letting stone dude do Cheech and Chong ripoff!!

Oh yeah, professional 'old west' cowboy dude who hate hippie have afternoon show and live there too!

Now, here is scary part, arm come down holding sword, then, dude stand there and sumbloody stage right throw bucket-full-o-chicken-blood on him...

Hard to believe, but this dude on fashion cutting edge for back then! Probably how he get such swell part!

Okay, here is Tabonga' WTF! impression of tonight flick!!

Two of best parts!

Wait now, you know, one way to bring in tourist is have HORSELESS HEADSMAN come around and scare everbloody who visit there!!

Afraid to go outside? Well, stay inside and get all tore up! What's the dif?!

Of course, dude who inherit ranch is bad guy, and he get it in the end... Errr, crotch!!

Wait!!... HUH?!

SÜPERMENLER - "Los Tres Supermanes Contra El Padrino" (1979)

Welcome back to the new deal kids!!! SÜPERMENLER is one very strange movie, & it's up to you to figure it out, because I'm sure as Hell not going to try and explain it!! I will tell you one thing, there's three Super Men, and one other thing is that without a doubt, whatever you do, and I'm warning you out front, whatever you do, DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS THEME SONG MORE THAN ONCE, or you will go absolutely insane, and might become a cereal killer, wolfing down big handfuls of Cheerios with nothing to wash them down with except your own rancid slobber! It's like some kind of voodoo, and I'll tell you that I personally woke up in the middle of the night in a cheap hotel in Istanbul, in a cold sweat stinking of tequila and gin, and what is the only thing on my mind? This song!! For the weaker of you, don't even listen to it, period, and please do not play it for anyone without warning, that just wouldn't be fair or nice!!! There are no credits for the musicians!!

This is how a Super Man flies!! Half-gainer with a full twist!!

"Los Tres Supermanes Contra El Padrino" is a Spanish movie made in Turkey in 1979, is it really supposed to make sense???

D-DAY ON MARS - Republic Pictures - 1966 TV Release

This how they have to watch TV in old day! Hey, dude can look and talk at same time!! Would be perfect if he smoking though!

But, serious... We have everbloody favorite Mars Man, PURPLE MONSTER here at Dungeon tonight! In 1945 Republic make movie serial THE PURPLE MONSTER STRIKES, so 21 year later this flick show up on TV for kids!

All is studio stock music composed by Maxwell, Rosen and Skiles.

Great soundclip here, Eegah!! workin' overtime to put together stuff like... WHERE'S THE PURPLE MONSTER?!!

PM crash into ground at 500 mile per hour, but get out of space pod like just wake up from nap!!

Then, Dr. Layton find out later that he give lift to the wrong dude!!

Craig Foster and Sheila Layton like to play Junior G-Man and Junior G-Gurl. Craig all nosy, Sheila work for Dr. Layton/PM!

Mars has best drugs in solar system!.. MARS RULES!!

PM so stoned he fading out!

Stupid gurlz!!

Craig have to waste valuable time to come and rescue Sheila from water pit she fall into like big airhead!

Man, whotta gig!!

Hey, everbloody, look at what Tabonga get terrific deal on!!

...OOPSIE!!

Then, Big Dork Boss call and say he sending Mars Gurl to help. Hey, she dig Martian drug too!! Mmmmm, petuli!

Craig like to fight, he trouble-maker and never learn how to get along wif' others!

PM blow it big-time, so he decide to get the hell out of Dodge City and go home by stealing Earth rocket!

But, Craig is tricky and he aim atomic ray-gun at speeding rocket.

WHAM!.. BULLSEYE!.. PERFECT END!!

LA NOTTE CHE EVELYN USCI DALLA TOMBA - Bruno Nicolai - "The Night Evelyn Came Out of the Grave" (1971)

All right gang, Eegah!! is back, until something else pisses me off, so I guess I'll be here on Mondays to get your week started, and then back again on Fridays to kick your weekend into gear, so without further delay, let's roll!! Here's a little piece of historical cinematic trash for your enjoyment called "The Night Evelyn Came Out Of The Grave!" It's a jolly little title that stirs up lots of memories of candy and puppies and picnics in the park, and has some of the killerest music you'll ever be lucky enough to hear in a movie!! So without further delay, here's the queen of 1971, my ex-girlfriend, "EVELYN"!!!!!

It was shortly after I escaped from the mental institution that I realized everything was different, and nothing was ever going to be the same again!!

There was no other place for me to go besides the only place I can call home, the local strip club!!

So, what the Hell!!! Just have another drink!! It can't be that bad! C'mon, everything's going to be all right!! Cheers!!!

Then I met this gal who looked and acted a whole lot like that wild eyed cat we brought home from the pound!

I remember something about chains and the smell of acrid but sweet perfume!

Time to have another smoke before the plot gets too thick!!

"It's all just outside appearances Allen, you can't imagine what's going on in here!"

Like a moth to a flame, Evelyn she came!! Pretty cheap date, give this gal a cigarette lighter and she'll entertain herself for hours!!

I have no idea who this freakin' terrific band is, but they are the best part of the film, without a doubt, and had a great sound for 1971!! Everybody else in this movie, I just wanted to lift up over my head and toss in the pool!!