KISS ME QUICK ! - "Shake It All Out" (1967)

Now unless you really like to watch 1960's topless girls dancing, you're not going to like this movie!! Now, if you do like to watch topless girls dancing to some very cool surf n sax type instrumentals, then this is the film for you. It's just a simple cinema burlesque show at best. There is no reference we can find anywhere yet that tells us who did the music, so just enjoy it anonymous as it may be! 

 

Stretching the definition of a monster movie again to the thinnest possible point without breaking, "Kiss Me Quick!" does have a 'mad lab' of sorts, a mad doctor with a bad accent, a few guys in monster masks, and a guy from space, but they did forget to include one thing, a script!! 

 

Cinematographer maestro László Kovács, who just passed away last year, went on to work his magic on "Hells Angels On Wheels," "Psych-Out," and "Easy Rider" among a host of other films! 

 

Break it out at your next bachelor or adult Halloween party, and all your perverted friends will love you!! This movie was released (or it possibly escaped) on Christmas Day, 1964! Wow, Merry Christmas everybody!!!!

SHE DEMONS - Nicholas Carras - "Diane Nellis Dancers" (1958)

"She Demons" is a fantastic film, and is the first on my list to go back and watch when there is some free time! This film is from the same insane people who brought you "Missile To The Moon" with music by Nicholas Carras, who also composed the music for "Drag Strip Riot," "Frankenstein's Daughter," "The Astro-Zombies" and more. 

 

First off, you've got the conga girls to get the beat going just right! 

 

The extra added bonus in this film is, even though it killed her career, the superb talents of Sheena of the Jungle, the blonde bombshell Irish McCalla! Right about here, they're trying to figure out what all these incredible, beautiful, talented dancers are doing on this island! 

 

In this movie The Diane Nellis Dancers are totally out of control!! Of all the tribal dance numbers we've written about here, these gals are far and beyond the best.!!!!!! 

 

Not only are they better looking than all the beauty queens in "Missile To The Moon" (except Sanita, of course), but these girls can, and I'm not kidding, actually dance!!!! 

 

This jungle girl is beyond incredible! I don't know what island they are exactly supposed to be on, but me and Tabonga have got our bags packed up and are ready to go! 

 

These girls are way gone mesmerizing to be sure!! They must have been incredibly good sports too, because as I was reading in "Return of the B Science Fiction and Horror Movie Makers: Writers, Producers, Directors, Actors, Moguls and Makeup" in an interview with director and writer Richard E. Cunha, the same girls really played as the 'She Demons' in makeup too. 

 

In the same interview, Ricahrd Cunha said his wife wore the makeup for the final horror shot! 21 years later, Fleetwood Mac would release "Tusk" and not understand why anyone thought it wasn't original!!!!

DAIKAIJU KUCHUSEN: GAMERA TAI GYAOSU (Gamera Vs Gaos) - Tadashi Yamauchi - "Return Of The Giant Monsters" (1967)

Unlike all the Toho films directed by Ishirô Honda, the Gamera films came from the Daiei Studios, and there is really a different feel to them. 

 

The music from "Gamera Vs Gaos" is by Tadashi Yamauchi and is really very spacey, jazzy, and bizarre!!! These guys are hilarious, and it's always a good idea to stick humor in there right when the world is about to be totally destroyed and wiped out by a gigantic bat!!! 

 

It's orchestrated creepy smooth sax until they turn the radio on, and we're treated to some super lounge music with guitar until Gaos shows back up and scares the tar out of the two dummies! 

 

Gaos, dude, you gotta lay off the beer and pizza, or your gut's going to be bigger than Tokyo! Looks like he's on that George Foreman diet! 

 

"Gamera Vs Gaos" is a great movie and worth tracking down for these scenes alone! At least these days, if you weren't lucky enough to see it the first time around, you can at least rent a copy! 

 

Now if you're not confused enough, this crazy movie was also released as "Return Of The Giant Monsters."

HAND OF DEATH - Sonny Burke - "Big Problems In The Lab" (1962)

Composer, conductor, arranger Sonny Burke does an amazing job on the music for "Hand Of Death," and this lab scene gone wrong is the pièce de résistance! It's utterly fascinating from start to finish, with eerie organ and bongo drums, and then it builds and builds and builds until it turns into an explosive nightmare of bottles and beakers with piano and even eerier organ and horn blasts from Hell. 

Have fun!! 

 

John Alonzo as Carlos, the lab assistant, had a distinguished acting career going back further than his role as Tomas in "The Magnificent Seven," and then right about 1967, he decided to be on the other side of the camera, and had another long and distinguished career as an Oscar nominated and Emmy winning cinematographer before passing away in 2001! 

 

John Agar looks like he is in complete control right about here! 

 

Uh,Oh, Remember, Carlos said, "Maybe it isn't possible to mix a hypnotic drug with nerve gas!" and I'm thinking I've got to agree with him because, I'm sorry, that just sounds like a bad idea!!!! 

 

Ow, That really hurts!!!! 

 

Alex Marsh falls asleep at this point, having breathed in way too many nasty vapors!! 

 

Although the music is above reproach, it would have been nice to have some scarier imagery than bottles swirling about! How about something like the gargoyles from "The Wizard Of Oz?" 

 

Okay, this has been a public service announcement, kids, under no circumstances are you ever to mix hypnotic drugs and nerve gas, let this be a warning to you!!! You can avoid Big Problems like this!!

ATTACK OF THE 50 FOOT WOMAN - Ron Stein - "50 Foot Rock(and Roll)" Part II (1958)

I don't know what I was thinking back when we started this thing last year, but we only gave you half of the song and scene in "Attack Of The 50 Foot Woman." So, here's where we left off... 

 

Harry's wife, the voluptuous Allison Hayes as Nancy, comes back after having an encounter from outer space, and the sheriff tells her, "I'll be your friend, Mrs. Archer." I'll bet he will! 

 

Deputy Charlie goes to find Harry and Honey in the cafe, who don't see to be very concerned about not being real subtle about their affair! 

 

Right about here, Charlie is told by Sheriff Dubbitt, "There's a flying satellite and a 30 foot giant a few miles out on 66," and Charlie after a long pause of thinking, responds in a most serious tone with, "A 30 foot giant? Oh, No!" You just gotta see it to really appreciate it!! The same truly great Ron Stein tune, "50 Foot Rock" continues to play in the background on the jukebox!

THE TIME MACHINE - Russell Garcia - "13 Years Had Passed" (1960)

Tonight's all-time classic feature is quite literally just that, H.G. Wells "The Time Machine." Now as great as this movie is, and it really is fun to watch, it doesn't have any rockin' or swingin' music, but the opening clock sequence is neat in a "Woody Woodpecker" kinda way!

 "Speed Shifting, Sliding And Drifting" through time in my Time Sled, with narration and more cartoon music! 

 

Rod's best friend doesn't age through time, but she does change clothes a lot!! 

 

"13 years had passed!" Red oatmeal and model cars!!! We're talking big money and good lighting!

 The man responsible for the soundtrack is Russ Garcia, a very talented composer and arranger, who has worked with the likes of Ella Fitzgerald, Louis Armstrong, and many more. Mr. Garcia and his wife Gina, are members of the Bahá'í Faith and in 1966, at the height of his career they sold everything, bought a boat, and sailed off. They were forced to return by Hurricane Alma after two days. Almost a year later, they tried it again and made it, and now reside in New Zealand! 

 

Ok, Yvette, I know you're new at this and everything, but the cameraman fell in this hole and we really need to get him out! You got any suggestions? 

 

You know guys, can we take a break, I really ain't feeling that great!! Can you just get me outta here? 

 Maybe it was this 1959 LP, "Fantastica(Music From Outer Space)" that made them choose Russ Garcia for the job!!

CEREBRO DEL MAL (Santo Vs The Evil Brain) - Trio Servando Diaz - "Enmascarado" (1961)

Pretty tough to find a decent copy of "Cerebro Del Mal" these days, but anyway, this 1961 film shot in Cuba back to back with "Santo Contra Hombres Infernales" was basically Santo's primero feature film. 

 

He's not even a Santo character per se, but instead, a mere detective called Enmascarado, who is joined in the on screen action by El Incognito. 

 

El Incognito was played by wrestler/writer Fernando Oses, who continued working on these movies for many years. 

 

Drivers, start your motors!!! Very nice line-up of Mercury cop cars!!! 

 

The main music in the film was by Salvador Espinosa in his first and only job as composer in the movies, and in an attempt to always keep it lively, we have a poolside appearance by Trio Servando Diaz . We don't know exactly what the title is because Tabonga's copy is so bad, you can't read the names of the songs in the title credits, and it's the best one he could find, but at least they cut out the commercials this time! 

 Santo is still in the background as the bad guy tries to steal the show with his dieing act, but good will prevail over evil, and Santo, not the evil brain will go on to have an awesome career!!!