Wednesday, November 21, 2018

ADDAMS FAMILY VALUES - "Do Not Trust The Pilgrims" (1993)

 There's an old adage, "Turkey is what turkey does," and that's just exactly what The Dungeon brings you on this Turkey Eve! You figure it out!

 "Addams Family Values" came out in 1993. You know how values are, some times you get your money's worth, and some times you don't!

 This beautiful shot of the Addam's residence, and.....

 ......This awesome shot of Fester are worth every penny!

Anjelica Huston is Morticia this go round! I love how they illuminate her face like she's The Madonna! (Not Madonna but Mary!)

Raul Julia is Gomez Addams! But that's not why we're here!

We're here tonight because the Addams' kids have been sent off to Camp!

And at the camp, they're just getting ready for their Thanksgiving performance!

Many of the parents are there to watch their children perform!

"A Turkey Named Brotherhood." Great title!!

This turkey is worth the price of admission all by itself!

The camp counselors are so happy with their production, and then suddenly, the whole thing goes south in a very bad way!! So, let's just offend everybody!

Mercedes McNab is cute little Amanda Buckman as a pilgrim! She is now at a loss because......

Christina Ricci as Wednesday Addams as Pocohontas has just announced that she doesn't want to break bread with the pilgrims, and is going to scalp Amanda, and burn their village to the ground!

That's one thing you can do with all the extra pies flying around this time of the year!

They've got Amanda tied up and are ready to burn her at the stake.....

....And Wednesday's got the match!!!

The funny thing is, they actually play this pretty straight, so it's not funny as much as it is kind of terrifying!

Even though it was only 25 years ago, I'm not sure this Thanksgiving celebration would fly in today's hypersensitive politically correct society, but then I guess it's not any worse than "Blood Freak!"
Right Gordon?
Happy Thanksgiving Ya'll!!


zillagord said...

This can't touch the vileness of "Blood Freak"!! But it's great Turkey Day debauchery anyway!

EEGAH!! said...

Just wanted to make sure you were still breathing!

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