Wednesday, December 2, 2009

BRIDE OF THE GORILLA / Jack Broder Productions - 1951

"Her clothes torn away, screaming in terror!" read the classic tagline to get kids interested in this Jack Broder low-budget Production. Jack also bring us BELA LUGOSI MEETS A BROOKLYN GORILLA, KID MONK BARONI, BATTLES OF CHIEF PONTIAC and COMBAT SQUAD from early fifties. Bitchin' poster!

Welcome to Wednesday Dungeon B+W Oldie Moldie Theater, today' feature have mostly... mold! 'Boring as hell' is one way to describe this non-stop non-action backlot flick, so, is pretty good waste of acting talent. Eegah!! save the day with fun lil' soundclip and we gots a very nice still barrage for you listening and viewing pleasure!!

Music is by Raoul Kraushaar and Mort Glickman, Raoul compose for flick like THE GAY INTRUDERS, UNKNOWN ISLAND, PREHISTORIC WOMEN, ABBOTT AND COSTELLO MEET CAPTAIN KIDD, CURUCU - BEAST OF THE AMAZON, THE UNKNOWN TERROR, BACK FROM THE DEAD, ISLAND OF LOST WOMEN, THE 30 FOOT BRIDE OF CANDY ROCK, BILLY THE KID vs DRACULA, JESSE JAMES MEETS FRANKENSTEIN'S DAUGHTER and THE BAMBOO SAUCER. Mort work on MYSTERIOUS DOCTOR SATAN, PUDDIN' HEAD, G-MEN vs THE BLACK DRAGON, DEAD MAN'S GULCH, THE MASKED MARVEL, MYSTERY BROADCAST, THE PHANTOM RIDER, SON OF ZORRO, UNTAMED WOMEN, INVADERS FROM MARS, CYCLOTRODE X and more!

So's, on wif' da show!.. Piff the Gnat has little sweaty paw poised to push big old red 'GO' button to start soundclip rolling, even as Tabonga type this! Hits it, Piffles!!.. BARNEY THE GORILLA!

Raymond (GODZILLA) Burr and Barbara (FOUR SIDED TRIANGLE) Payton play Barney Chavez and Mrs. Dina Van Gelder. She is wife of Barney' boss Klaas Van Gelder. She like Barney!

Aw, crap, hubby come back from business trip!.. Paul (SHE DEVIL) Cavanagh play hubby, Tom (THE SHE-CREATURE) Conway play friend, Dr. Viet...

Dina give Barney some ideas!

Barney treat ex-gurlfiend Larina like garbage now... Larina played by Carol (SPACE MASTER X-7) Varga.

Hubby confront Barney in jungle about wifey!

So, Barney punch hubby hard in tummy and when he laying on ground, snake come out of tree and bite him, and, well, he die!!

Witch Al-long see what happen, so is time to put voodoo curse on evil Barney boy! Gisela Werbisek play Al-long, she had role in Laughton's THE HUNCHBACK OF NOTRE DAME in 1939!

Quote by Lon as Police Commissioner Taro ~

"This is the Jungle - lush, green, alive with incredible growth - as young as day, as old as time. I, Taro, Police Commissioner of Itman County, which borders the Amazonas River, know it as well as any man will ever know it. Isn't it beautiful? But I have also learned that beauty can be venomous..."

Deep!.. Hey, that's one Nazi looking uniform, there!

Booze break!.. Tabonga think he find kids' missing beach ball!

OOPSIES!! ...Curse kickin' in!

Barney have to get away from everbloody to check out hand.

Jeez, relax big guy, everything seem okay... Nothing broke... Four finger an' a thumb... Was pretty scary there for minute, but over now! ...Phew, big relief!

AWW, SHIT!!!

Best part is when Barney punch self in mirror, him and ape' timimg all off and don't match up, look sooooo bad!

Dina having creepy weird dream!!

...Or, not!!

One bad thing after another just keep happening to Barney. Animal trap is not cool!!

Barney getting all delirious from curse, so he have big fight with Dina and then go play 'gorilla' in jungle.

Dude shoot gorilla in tree, but...

Barney end up shot, face down in water!

1 comment:

prof. grewbeard said...

i gave a copy of this and "Godzilla" to my 80-year-old aunt because she's a movie collector and a big Raymond Burr fan(thinks he's sexy)! she knew about the big G but not about the big Gorilla!

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