Monday, May 12, 2014

EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG / Firesign Theatre - 1975

It's time to take The Golden Hind to Hellmouth, CA, with Tabonga!.. Then, we're going to get our facts straightened out by some sun baked conspiracy theories brought to us by that desert news hound.. Happy Harry Cox!

Dogs flew space ships!.. The Aztecs invented the vacation!.. Your brain is not the boss!.. Everything you know is wrong!

Eegah!! sent over a great little soundclip from this thing, sooooo, you can push the big red 'GO' button there by the giant atomic-powered fried egg, NOW, Ralphie The Tarantula! Here's our audio offering for... EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG!

Here's the fun little album Eegah!! and I both had, the movie is just a lip-synched version of the original album recording! The cinematographer, Allen Daviau, went on to be the director of photography on E.T. and THE COLOR PURPLE.

Here's Happy Harry Cox, happily reporting the facts as he knows 'em from his trailer in the California desert. Philip Austin is Happy, there's his address in case you want to inform or warn him of something that has you confused or confounded.

I'd give anything to hear some Gas Music from Jupiter!

I swear, Hellmouth looks like parts of Bakersfield, if we ever do our next Dungeon Flick called BUG EXTERMINATORS: 2062, we have a place similar to this picked out for our location!

I really dig this shot of seventies clutter!

Happy interviews Sheriff Luger Axehandle pertaining to an incident that has just happened! David Ossman is Sheriff Axehandle.

Eegah!! loves this commercial, having been a real beer connoisseur hisself!

The local TV weatherman shows us where it's going to be over 130 degrees in the shade!

This stuntman is going to have to survive a stunt involving that insane hill at top left!

Now, it's time to take a trip on The Golden Hind, where we listen to commentary by Buzz and Bunny Crumbhunger and watch home movies from their recent vacation...

Hare are a couple of interesting shots from the Crumbhunger's exotic journey!

Love this, the dude writing on the blackboard gets gassed but good!

Here's the back of Peter Bergman's head, unfortunately, the only member of The Firesign Theatre that is no longer with us.

The conspiracy is brought into the light of day, giant flying fried egg saucers are revealed at last!! See you again on Wednesday when Eegah!! will pull post number 1,800 out of his hat!!

Saturday, May 10, 2014

FLYING DISC MAN FROM MARS - Chapters 1 - 4 - "Missile Monsters" (1950)

"Flying Disc Man From Mars" was a 12 episode weekly serial that started on October 25, 1950! Serials were quite popular in the day, and would show along with a cartoon or two before the main feature came on! They were generally about 20 minutes each, and would always end on a cliffhanger to entice the viewer to return the following week, just to see what happened! 

The first chapter of "Flying Disc Man From Mars" was titled "Menace From Mars" and this guy ain't no Dennis! He's out for total destruction! The man who composed the music for this serial was Stanley Wilson, who also either wrote the music or worked in the music department for other space serial thrillers like "Lost Planet Airmen," "Radar Men From The Moon," "Zombies Of The Stratosphere," and "Canadian Mounties Vs. Atomic Invaders," and that barely scratches the surface of the body of this man's work! Here's just a taste to get you in the mood!

This is James (Captain Midnight, 13 Rue Madeleine, Mighty Joe Young, Project Moon Base) Craven as Industrialist Dr. Bryant showing off his new Atomic Death Ray! He's not an evil man, but as a former Nazi, he's probably not the must trustworhty person in the world!

Dr. Bryant enlists the help of local Air Patrol owner and pilot Kent Fowler as played by Walter Reed, and rigs his plane with the Atomic Ray Gun mounted up front! Walter has 204 freakin' acting credits that include "Superman And The Mole-Men," "Rock, Pretty Baby," "How To Make A Monster," "13 Fighting Men," "Macumba Love," and "Mexican Spitfire's Elephant!" He was also in the "Twilight Zone" episode titled "Nick Of Time" as the desperate man!

A strange flying object comes into view, and just as a friendly greeting, Kent Fowler shoots it down as instructed by Dr. Bryant!

There is a survivor, and as Dr. Bryant is about to find out, his name is Mota, and he comes from the planet Mars! No, he didn't bring any marsijuana with him!

Mota convinces Dr. Bryant to help him conquer the world, but they need lots of uranium and a couple of henchmen! These two guys get caught breaking into the joint by Kent Fowler when he's out on patrol, and turns them over to the Doctor, but instead of turning them over to the authorities, Dr, Bryant offers them a job stealing uranium instead! One of the henchmen is the amazing Harry Lauter! I wouldn't even know where to start or end talking about Harry Lauter! He might have more acting credits than anybody else we've ever written about with 323! On the far right, the other guy is Richard Irving! Richard only had 22 acting credits, but he kept busy as a director (45 credits) and also as a producer (29 credits)!

There was a fiery crash at the end of Chapter One between an airplane and Kent Fowler's car! Surely he must have died, but nope, one week later, you find out he just bailed out of the car at the last minute without a scratch!

The eye candy in the series is  lovely Lois (Weird Woman, Cobra Woman, Jungle Woman) Collier as Kent Fowler's secretary Helen Hall! She answers the phone, and files papers, but most of the time, she just stands around looking pretty, and she's very good at it!

I just happen to like these two shots of Mota and Dr. Bryant contemplating their complete and utter takeover of the whole world! These two are big thinkers, and are very industrious!

These guys are amazing!! Without help from anybody except the two henchmen Drake and Ryan, Mota and the Doctor have built a spaceship that besides being fast, can also hover, and land inside a living volcano, where Mota has a special lab set up! There's only one problem though, he needs MORE uranium!! Lots more if he plans to conquer the world!!

Sounds like the name for a cool Hendrix biopic, "Death Rides A Stratocaster!!"

 Chapter Two left Kent Fowler hanging from an exploding train bridge, but I'll be doggone if he doesn't live through this one too!

It looks like they actually built a full scale model of the space ship for this scene where it shuttles across the terra firma!

Chapter Three ends with Kent Fowler's plane going down in a fiery crash! Now this one is truly astounding! He doesn't have time to parachute out, but he does manage to jump out onto the ground right before the plane crashes! I'm telling you, this guy is something else!

Sandy (Phantom From Space) Sanders as Kent's pal Steve, and Kent Fowler discus some important business while Helen Hall just happens to be filing some papers in the background the whole time!

Drake and Ryan are about to dispose of this guy they think is a rat when they are interrupted one more time by Kent Fowler!

In every episode, Kent gets the jump on Drake and Ryan, and while he's holding a gun on them, one of them manages to knock it out of his hand and a two or three minute fight scene ensues! These guys are tough and relentless!

Eight years later, Republic Studios edited all the chapters of "Flying Disc Man From Mars" down to a 75 minute movie, and re-released it as "Missile Monsters!" Just like Mota and Bryant, pretty sneaky!!

Friday, May 9, 2014

'WAY OUT ~ Death Wish / Talent Associates - 1961

It's another Way Our Friday with Tabonga, here at The Dungeon!.. This is number 4 of the 5 episodes we're featuring here from this rare TV series. Blogger The Gremlin is back, tinting and fading out the stills so I don't have to, but, go ahead and enjoy 'em anyway.

Eegah!! sent over a soundclip from this weird episode for our earjoyment, sooooo, you can push the big red 'GO' button there by the atomic coffin with an ash tray, NOW, Rufus The Gnat! Here's a taste of... DEATH WISH!

Host Roald Dahl gives an especially weird intro to this episode right after he lights up his L&M that's made from 21 blended tobaccos for that extra flavor and enjoyment!

Don Keefer and Charlotte Rae play George and Hazel Atterbury, she never stops yakking away, even at a funeral. George notices the undertaker making weird jesters with his eyes!

When George and Hazel get home it's always the same thing, she can't stop being annoying, and, she's absolutely in love about her TV. She never even gives poor old George a chance to ever say anything!

George goes for a walk to get away from Hazel and her TV, he happens to go past the funeral home and stops to check out the window display. The sign says, "Let us dispose of the body."

The undertaker, Mr. Petard, lets George in and starts quizzing him on why he was there. Eventually, Petard discloses that they're also in the business of getting rid of undesirable marriage partners! George is intrigued...

George calls Hazel and tries to tell her that he has a little surprise planned for her, as heard in the rockin' soundclip!

Then, Mr. Petard shows George the office/lab and introduces him to his helper, Charon, who reminds me of Tor. Check him out measuring old unsuspecting George!

So, George signs the contract without reading the fine print.

Thing is, the person wanting to do away with their partner is actually committing the crime, and so, they are the one to end up in the coffin!!

He looks so natural!.. Tune in tomorrow for a change of pace from Eegah!!

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