Wednesday, September 21, 2011

BLACK ANGEL - Fairchild/Brooks - "I Want To Be Talked About" (1946)

I have a lot of Mexican friends named Angel, but this is the first "Black Angel" I ever met, and if you like an excellent film noir with great music, then do yourself a favour, and track yourself down a copy of this film! I give you my written guarantee that the only regret you'll have, is not having seen it sooner!!

If you live on a steady diet of monster movies, there's a good chance that some excellent actors are going to get missed out on! I don't know, Dan Duryea was never a character who stood out in my mind, but after watching this film, he'll never be anonymous in my brain again! This guy can act! He did have the main role as Al Denton on the "Twilight Zone" episode "Mr. Denton on Doomsday," besides 114 other roles that included 59 episodes on one of the first nightime soap operas "Peyton Place" as Eddie Jacks! In "Black Angel" his character is drunken but very talented songwriter Martin Blair!

June Vincent was the actual reason I searched out "Black Angel" after I watched her killer performance as Marcellina in the recently reviewed "The Climax," and the neat thing is, what a great idea that was! Born Dorthy June Smith, this gal is a keeper!! Her character in this film is Catherine Bennett!

Then when I found out that Peter Lorre was also in "Black Angel," that's when it became a complete no brainer!!! Has Peter Lorre ever been in a bad movie? I sincerely doubt it! And as PC as it isn't, Peter literally smokes his way through this whole movie!

I try to keep this down to about 30 pictures or less, but for this movie I had at least 50 I wanted to use! Is this not beautiful or what?

Martin's ex old lady is Constance Dowling as singer Mavis Marlowe! The only horror film Constance was ever in was "Gog!" Mavis is one of those kinds of people who has her own portrait on her dresser! Mavis is also murdered this night in time!!

Two of the guys that would be seen at the scene that night were Mavis's ex, Martin, and creepy club owner Marko!

Classic "Highway Patrol" Broderick Crawford will be the guy investigating the whole mess! About this same era, my buddy Whitey Thomas and Broderick would go out drinking in Hollywood, and pretend to get into fights with each other just for fun! What a gas! Me and Tabonga did that same thing behind the teacher's desk in the 8th grade, and we got two week's detention for it, not to mention the extra week we got for talking in detention!

Martin was madly in love with Mavis, and had written hit songs for her, but that just wasn't good enough for a woman, who, in the vernacular, would be commonly referred to as a female dog, or a bitch!

Enter into the scene one of Mavis's dumbshit lovers that she was blackmailing, John Phillips as Kirk Bennett! John was on the set of a couple of cool films, as Matt in "Superman And The Mole Men," and as a detective in "Francis And The Haunted House," and "How To Make A Monster!" Murder Scene Rule Number One, if there's a gun, DON'T TOUCH IT STUPID!! Too late!!

Well, you can see where this is going real fast! Kirk Bennet is on a fast track to the death chamber!

Catherine turns to Martin for help, and they conspire together to figure out who killed his ex-wife if it wasn't her husband!

Because Martin also saw Marko that night, and because Marko is a very shady character, they go to his club "Rio's" to check the whole scene out!

It just so happens that Marko is auditioning new acts for his club, so in an effort to get closer to the man, Martin cleverly whips out some new tunes, and lo and behold, Catherine is a great singer too! June didn't really sing in "The Climax," but here it's actually her voice singing the Edgar Fairchild/Jack Brooks piece titled, "I Want To Be Talked About!" Jeez, Edgar Fairchild wrote the classic "I Can't Get You Out Of My Mind," and Jack Brooks is responsible for Dino's classic "That's Amore!" Two songs I just have to think about, and it's just like dropping the needle on a platter!

Apologies to Steve Martin, but compared to the talents of this annoying banjo player, Martin and Catherine's act is an enormous breath of fresh air! The banjo player is Wally Webb in his only big screen appearance!

You almost forgot this was a murder mystery, didn't you? Martin and Catherine are an overnight sensation!!

Martin quit drinking ever since he met Catherine, and he's not feeling too bad about himself right at this moment! Suddenly he's at the top of the world again, liquor cabinet or not!

Reality check! And this is what's so great about this film! The new couple is successful and basically in love, but they cannot forget what the original purpose of their meeting was, to stop an innocent man from being executed!

Besides movies and music, one of the other favourite things we dig down here in The Dungeon is the sweet science known as boxing! And just to prove that tough guys need milk, here's former Middleweight Champion of the world Freddie Steele in the role of Lucky, the manager of Marko's club! I have this conversation every day, MMA fighters are a bunch of wussies compared to the real fighters of the past! Check it, Freddie's record was 125 wins with 60 KOs, 5 losses, 11 draws, and 1 No Contest! That's more grueling fights than 10 or 15 of your best MMA fighters combined! Talk about No Contest!!

Here's a Freddy Steele card from my personal collection!

As Robert Palmer would later say, "Lookin' For Clues," but unfortunately Catherine gets busted! Peter just keeps on smoking! The Big Problem is Marko didn't commit the murder, so all this time and effort spent on trying to get information is for naught!

Such a shame, under different circumstances, it could have been so good!

Catherine remains true to her husband, and Martin returns to the bottle, it's probably one of the saddest love stories on record! Good thing it was only a movie!

Sorry, Time Won't Tell, and neither will I!!

Monday, September 19, 2011

TEENAGE CAVE MAN / Malibu Productions - 1958

Welcome to Monster Monday with Tabonga, here at The Dungeon!.. Our offering tonite is one unbelievable 65 minute flick that had the working title of PREHISTORIC WORLD!

Roger Corman is a weirdo!! I guess if I had to describe this movie, I'd say it's a Mickey Mouse Frankenstein Monster! Man, that guy could get away with murder... And, he'd just turn right back around and do it again!! Get this, Corman denies that he ever directed a film called TEENAGE CAVE MAN! An alternate title is I WAS A TEENAGE CAVEMAN.

And, a voice said... "Let there be light!"

The animals were created and they were fruitful... And, multiplied!

The music is by, who else, Albert Glasser! You can definitely identify some of his familiar imposing musical strains in the soundclip. We love Albert here at The Dungeon, he's responsible for scaring our pants off in flicks like PORT SINISTER, BEGINNING OF THE END, THE CYCLOPS, THE AMAZING COLOSSAL MAN, WAR OF THE COLOSSAL BEAST, EARTH vs THE SPIDER and MONSTER FROM GREEN HELL!

The atomic clock on the wall sez it's time to bring in our fuzzy lil' Dungeon helper and button pusher, Ralphie The Tarantula! He's joined us here for one reason, yes, to start our Eariffic Soundclip! Push the big red 'GO' button, now, Ralphie! Here's... TEENAGE CAVEMAN!

Good old Bronson Canyon!..

Son, mom said to tell you that you need to take out the trash...

Tell mom, I don't wanna!..

Nice cut from another movie, Roger!.. You're a real genius!.. You and Jerry!

You can tell that the boys really are not enjoying their little trek through the swamp water at the arboritum! Beautiful shot, though!

Robert Vaughn tells the other teens a joke to liven their spirits! There's Jonathan Haze and Beach Dickerson. In an interview, Robert said this was the worst movie he'd ever been in!

How ta meat'cha!!..

Beach Dickerson's character is killed off early (cavemen can't swim) because he also has to play the stranger riding in from the burning plains, the bear that attacks the hunting party, and even the drummer during a funeral for his own character here! Incidently, Beach made the monster for CREATURE FROM THE HAUNTED SEA. Whoa, this just popped into my head, I wonder if he reused the monster prop from PHANTOM FROM 10,000 LEAGUES to create his? Interesting...

Everbloody assembles on the mountainside to greet the returning teenagers as they bring back their dead classmate.

Oh... She'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes...
She'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes...
She'll be comin' round the mountain...

She'll be...

What the Hell!!..

Having to play the fruiti-flute was probably the main reason that Robert detested this flick. It would be mine!

When the shaman's forced to reveal the proof of the word, this is what they find!

Ready for this?!.. Here's Ed Nelson as one of the blondies. Check out the stylish headband he got at the local head shop! All he's missing is shades!!

You better stick 'em up mister monster, or else I'll shoot you with my little bow and arrow, I will!

Robert tries to make friends with the odd looking thing, but, caveman Frank DeKova drops a 60 lb. rock on it's skull! What I want to know is, how in the heck did he get that thing up there??!!..

The head comes off to reveal an old, old man was inside the costume. Before he dies, he hands them a book he's kept in his possession.

It shows pictures of a different, modern looking world.

This is one tired old monster suit. First, it was CURUCU, BEAST OF THE AMAZON, then it was the BLOOD BEAST FROM OUTER SPACE, and finally... This!

My dad took me to see CURUCU in '56!

The last thing he tells them is that man had created weapons that had destroyed the world and man reverted back to cavemen again!..

There's even a shot of THE SHE-CREATURE as a mutant being created by radiation from the destruction. Paul Blaisdell will live forever!!

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