Wednesday, August 24, 2011

THE CLIMAX - Edward Ward - "This Is The Biggest Moment Of My Life" (1944)

That's it! It's over, and here's "THE CLIMAX!" Pretty weird just to get started, the climax is at the beginning, and not the end! That's like eating with your butt!!

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"The Climax" was produced in 1944, and was Boris Karloff's first technicolor feature! I've read a lot of reviews, and most people don't seem to think that's enough!

For me, just seeing Boris in living colour for the first time is mesmerizing, and is well worth the admission price alone! What the Hell, it only cost like ten cents to get into the movies in 1944, and that was probably for a double header! Before this, most people thought Boris was green!!

Who cares that this film moves along like a cross between "The Phantom Of The Opera" and "My Fair Lady!" Out of the 86 minutes it's on the screen, I'd be willing to wager that 25 or 30 minutes of it is music, and there's no soundtrack listing! What an enigma!!

Flashback ten years to Boris's true love, the singer Marcellina, who was portrayed by June Vincent! June was in a couple other very cool 40's flicks, "Black Angel," and "The Creeper" before going on to have a very long career on TV!

In this film, Boris Karloff is Dr. Friedrich Hohner, who is madly, with the emphasis on mad, in love with Marcellina! Unfortunately for him, and her, she's mouthing the words "I hate you" right about here!

Dr. Friedrich Hohner is not the kind of man to take "No!" for an answer! If I had to guess, he's thinking, if I can't have you, nobody can!

When all that high pitched squealing isn't going on, any other music in the movie was written by Edward Ward, a gentleman I don't think we've ever mentioned before who has a massive array of composing credits going all the way back to 1928! Not only did Edward write the music for the 1943 feature "The Phantom Of The Opera," and the song "Lullaby Of The Bells,"
he also did stuff like writing a song called "West Wind Whistlin'" for the short featurette, "Dudes Are Pretty People" starring the wanderin' cowboy, Jimmy Rogers! Edward Ward's compositions would be used for years as stock music!!

This is Susanna Foster as Angela Klatt! Yes, the same Susanna Foster who the year before sang the aforementioned "Lullaby Of The Bells" in "The Phantom Of The Opera!" I think I'm starting to see a pattern!

Angela's accompanist and lover is Turhan Bey as Franz Munzer! Turhan Gilbert Selahattin Sahultavy was born in Austria to Turkish and Czechoslovakian parents, which might explain his exotic look and his roles in "The Mummy's Tomb," "Arabian Nights," "Ali Baba And The Forty Thieves," "The Amazing Mr. X," and the TV series "Babylon 5!" Turhan must be in his 90's by now, but I'm pretty sure he's still kickin'!

I've gotta stop and get a bite to eat! Five good sized sausages? Now I know how they hit all those high notes!! An old customer of mine gave me a bottle of El Mexicalense Oro Tequila from Mexico today, so now I've got something to wash down that sausage with! Life is good!

That is quite an outfit, "Fly Trans-Love Airways, get you there on time!" - Donovan

As I said before, "The Climax" is really a musical, and the sets and costumes are something else, and during Angela's performance, Franz gets into it so much, he starts singing along, and annoying his fellow audience members! "Play Abracadabra!!"

Nobody had sang Marcellina's songs for 10 years, and that was just the way Boris wanted it, and liked it!

So as the house Doctor, Boris tells Angela that he needs to examine her throat.......

......and then he hypnotizes her into thinking she can't sing anymore!!!

The boy King has to get involved, and is petitioned to require that Angela must perform for him, so she has to sing whether she can or not!!

The main dude in this he-man number is George Dolenz as Amato Rosellino, who besides being a great actor was no less than the father of future Monkee singer and drummer, Mickey Dolenz! George died at 55 in 1963, three years before the first "Monkees" show ever aired!

Despite the odds, the spell is broken, and Angela is able to sing her little heart out again,....But..

....It drives Boris even crazier, over the edge, and into whatever is nuttier than a fruitcake!

Boris had been carrying a torch for Marcellina for ten years and had a little altar mausoleum thing where he was storing her, and she looked remarkably good, before he kicked over the torch, and turned the whole place into a burning ring of pyre!

Angela's revival of Marcellina's song was a huge success, and with Boris no longer interfering, there can be an almost fairy tale ending, and The King gets to enjoy the show! There's only one problem, The King was none other than a 15 year old Scotty "Winky" Beckett, whose biography just didn't allow for any happy endings, real or imagined!

Monday, August 22, 2011

I MARRIED A MONSTER FROM OUTER SPACE / Paramount Pictures - 1958

Welcome to Monster Monday with Tabonga, here at The Dungeon!.. It's always great, on Mondays, when the word 'monster' is in the title of the movie we're reviewing! Here's an updated version of a previous post...

Pretty cool Mexican lobby card! The budget for this classic sci-fi flick was a whopping $175,000!! It shows, I think a few of the Corman budgets were only like $30,000 each.

One tagline reads... Shuddery things from beyond the stars, here to breed with human women! The other sez... The bride wore terror!

No mention of who did the music. There's a cool tune playing in the bar scene, but, no clue as to by who, so, boo hoo hoo...

It's time to bring in our fuzzy little fiend and Dungeon helper, sure 'nuf, its... Ralphie The Tarantula! Ralphie's raring to go, so, lettuce start the show! Push that big red 'GO' button right in front of you, now, Ralphie! Here's!.. I MARRIED A MONSTER FROM OUTER SPACE!

Here's the girls talking about their favorite subject, what else... SEX! Then, on the other hand, you got the guys at the table, getting lit and loudly telling their favorite fart jokes.

Bill leaves the fun early, he wants to get home and hit the sack, he's getting married tomorrow!

Hey, is that something in the road?..

Everything happens fast, but, if you look at this dummy closely, you will notice that it's extremely weird looking!!.. He got all up in my grill!

It's the old bait and switcheroonie... Bill turns around and meets his new soul mate, then, he gets gassed real good!

Bill's late for his own wedding and bride-to-be, Marge, is having a cow! Gloria Talbott was also in THE CYCLOPS, DAUGHTER OF DR. JEKYLL and THE LEECH WOMAN. Her grandfather was the co-founder of Glendale, CA.

Tom Tryon plays Marge's husband, Tom was in Disney's MOON PILOT.

One of the creepiest parts from the movie, Bill shows the audience his monster side!!

The aliens start recruiting Bill's friends, that way, they can stay in communication and mingle in public with each other without drawing attention to themselves.

One night, Marge follows Bill into the woods and gets to see more than she really wanted to!

She runs to the only place open, the bar. They laugh and mock her when she tells her story, and, the sleazeball with the hat, I swear, is looking at her boobs the whole time!

Here's a familiar face, John Eldredge! He play's her godfather and Police Captain, so, of course, he's one of them!!

DAMN, GLORIA!!.. No wonder the girl's frustrated! This flim was promoted as adult sci-fi.

Bar owner Max asks the alien guys how come they're actin' like ghouls lately and ain't buyin' his liquor?.. They tell him to mind his own business! Max is played by ex-boxer, Max 'Slapsie Maxie' Rosenbloom. His voice is replicated for Pelican, the cat in the Merrie Molodies' cartoon classic, Tuffy's Tavern, written by Michael Maltese, directed by Chuck Jones... Mouse Knuckles!

Max breaks his knuckles on Bill's chin, he's flabbergasted... The bar fly tells him that he's lost his touch!

What, this dizzy broad wants a dollie after the store's closed?!..

Once the people figure out what's going on in their town, they go searching for the aliens in the woods. And, they find 'em!!

The townspeople shoot away, but, it seems to have no effect! The things just absorb the bullets.

The German Shepherds that were brought along attack the aliens and effectively sever the large veins in their necks. But, beware the sting of their disintegration ray!

Good shots of this unique looking, shocking alien monster. That metallic thing in it's mouth always seemed a little out of place, though.

They locate the room with all the hanging bodies of the real versions of the guys who were.. the ones.. that.. got... Hell, you know what I'm tryin' to say!

This is Corporal Zinglethorp calling Supreme Leader Punchy, in space... Dude, they got German Shepherds, abort mission! Repeat, abort mission!!!

Aww... Heck!! Carol, could you bring me the paper towels!

Well, I tried to warn you about those chili burritos, but, would you listen to me? Hell, no!!.. Wowerzs, look how they lit Gloria!

Why was he holding his stomach? And, for that matter, did he even have a stomach?!

The monsters retreat back into outer space... Game over, man!.. Game over!!

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