HUNDRA / Continental Movie Productions - 1983

Here's a story about Hundra, a girl born into a tribe of fierce warrior women, she has been raised to despise the influence of men! She's an archer, warrior and sword fighter, and is superior to any male. She finds her family slain and takes a vow of revenge... Filmed in Spain.

The movie stars Laurene Landon as Hundra, a tall, leggy, well-built statuesque blonde actress, often portraying tough, two-fisted, no-nonsense action heroines! A few other films she was in are ROLLER BOOGIE, FULL MOON HIGH, THE STUFF, MANIAC COP, WICKED STEPMOTHER and FUTURE PUNKS (and, was born on my birthday!).

As Hundra roams the countryside, she encounters a band of mean dudes on horseback and ends up taking them all out with her awesome warrior skills!

She ends up in a city where she's accosted by a drunk, horny, rude dude. He forces her to take a big drink of booze to get her ready for the fun he has planned.

When she fights off his gross advances, he grabs a whip and uses it on her...

But, she has a big surprise for him, she grabs him where it hurts and ends up putting him out of commission while she escapes his clutches!

Meanwhile, the city's ruler's being entertained by slave girls having their cloths raised by a creep, exposing their private stuff!

This flick is all about going for the nuts! The reason is, well, it works like a charm when fighting off men, and, she teaches all the girls this very effective little trick!

Back at the ranch, the evil ruler has some special games in mind for Hundra...

She gets to fight off all these horny bastards, and, fight she does! The blood starts to flow!!

Then, this crazy knucklehead puts her in a choke hold, but, not for long. She flips him off the stage onto his aching back and kicks him in the nuts for good measure!!

All the slave girls celebrate Hundra's victory over the men, and. I'm attracted to girl #2...

Everything turns out swell. There are actually a few men that aren't chauvinistic pigs and Hundra heads off for another adventure. Hey, tune in again tomorrow when Eegah!! will haunt this space!!

THE HEP CAT (1942)

 "The Hep Cat" came out in 1942 and was the first Looney Toons cartoon in colour!

 He's cool, he's hip, he's one hep cat!

The back story is probably that he's playing craps and smoking reefer when he's not out strutting his stuff!!

The hep cat's nemesis is of course, the dog!

 Only the bird is smart enough to question why this same routine goes on night after night after night!

For an extra super hep cat surprise, PULL MY FINGER!

 "I got cat class and I got cat style" - The Stray Cats

 "Walk like an Egyptian" - The Bangles
 You can watch this whole Java Jive musical number right here!!  
It's a good one!!

Spiffing up for another night out on the town, super cool like Victor Mature!

 Finally, hey sweetcheeks, where'd you come from?

Oh, no, it's just another wicked ruse by the dog and his hand puppet!

 This part's pretty weird! While they're making out, and he's feeling her up, the hep cat thinks the dog's bulbous nose is really an amazing bubble butt on the chick he just met!

 REALITY Check!!

 I also love the fact that there's a bottle of booze in the garbage! After all, cartoons are for kids, right?

You gotta admit, this is an interesting Ménage à Troi of an ending!
And also, Happy Anniversary to our dear friends B and A, because they got cat style!

10 MOVIES TABONGA! LOVES TO WATCH AGAIN! Part 2

Welp, here are 10 more movies Tabonga! loves to watch again!.. When I get my fill of regular cable shows, I turn my little DVD player on and throw on a disc from my library of over 500 older titles to soothe my monstrous soul.

On my last post, Randall Landers lamented that I didn't include THE FLESH EATERS, so, here it is! This movie is so unique and a real horror when you throw in the deleted Nazi swimming pool flesh eating experiment scenes, wild stuff! My favorite parts include poor old Omar and the monster after it grows to an enormous size, awesome flick!!

OMG!!.. MASTER MINDS is my favorite Bowery Boys title, it's even better than THE BOWERY BOYS MEET THE MONSTERS! It also stars Dungeon Hero, Glenn Strange, as Atlas the Monster. I swear, when Sach and Atlas get their minds switched, the fun really begins. Glenn is freakin' hilarious when he mimes the voice and mannerisms of Sach!! Everyone needs to see this flick, no kidding, comes with my highest seal of approval...

KRONOS kicked my ass when I saw it in 1957 at only 9 years old, and, I still love to watch this great sci-fi flick again (and, again)!

I totally love THE ATOMIC SUBMARINE, man, what a wild 'n' weird movie with the cyclops saucer and cyclops monster. In fact, I love it so much that I watched it again last night!

Brit Richard Gordon produced both FIRST MAN INTO SPACE and THE ATOMIC SUBMARINE, making for a ton of thrills for us. We have a great blood thirsty monster covered with meteor dust and it also stars our Professor, there on the right.

THE HORROR OF PARTY BEACH is another movie I love to watch again! Where to begin... Atomic monsters, great songs by the Del-Aires, tons of mutilations, hot chicks in their Ford convertible, Hank, Elaine, Eulabelle, sodium, terror, horror, drunk idiots and so much more!

I got to see THE BRAIN FROM PLANET AROUS in 1957, liked it then, love it now! Although a little hokey at times (especially when the airliner 'splodes), the Brain in the still looks pretty damn creepy, you have to admit!

Wow, FRANKENSTEIN MEETS THE SPACE MONSTER, love this out of control flick, it has so much going on. Bob Crewe supplies the great pop music for this thing, but, what I always notice the most is the horrible ear makeup on Dr. Nadir and his chant... Maximum Energy!!!

MESA OF LOST WOMEN is another movie that blows my mind, The fun never stops, you gots giant spiders, Jackie Coogan, Tarantella, Lyle Talbot, George Barrows, Katherine Victor, crazy music by Hoyt Curtin, midgets, spider women, a mad lab in the Muerte Desert, a wacky airplane and more! Still love to watch this one again!

ATTACK OF THE 50 FOOT WOMAN has so much schlock going on, you can't help but love it! My favorite character is Nancy's butler, Jess, he's one tough old dude! So, there you are, another pile of movies Tabonga! loves to watch again. It looks like I'll have two more of these posts since I have so many movies I love! Tune in Wednesday as we continue adding more cargo to our old Dungeon Cyclopedia...