VAMPIRE SISTERS / Timewarp Films LLC - 2004

Here's one of Don Dohler's last movies, it's about three of the world's most beautiful yet horrific women (questionable), who engage in the world's oldest profession. Utilizing an interweb site to entice victims to their lair, the seductive Vampire Sisters fulfill their unholy desire to feed on human blood!

If you are not familiar with Don's work, well, he brought us plenty of wacky thrills like THE ALIEN FACTOR, FIEND, NIGHTBEAST, BLOOD MASSACRE, ALIEN FACTOR 2, etc.

Here are Darla Albornoz, Syn DeVil and Jeannie Michelle Jameson (not necessarily in that order) as the sexy Vampire Sisters, they lure horny dudes to their place using their web site.

Unfortunately, the sisters have an ulterior motive going on, freakin'... BLOOD!! M-m-m!.. Good for the bones, good for the body!

Here's the sisters' enticing online home page, are you ready to drop them a line?

Of course, our pal George Stover shows up for some fun and games, he watches the girls gyrate for him, just before they drain him of his nutritious hemoglobin!

I like this photo! It's a little weird seeing some nudity in a Dohler production.

Another girl wants to become a Vampire Sister, she puts on her new costume only to be tongued to death by the brunette sissy!

Then, this pelon shows up only to get in a fist fight with one of the girls.

These vampires just do not play fair, here's the best way to slow down a dude!

Dude wins the fight and digs a wooden stake into her evil heart... Game over, man?

NO!.. This gruesome looking male vampire comes out of the closet to even the score... Hurray!!

We're back tomorrow with something special for our wild 'n' weird viewers!

DANGEROUS ASSIGNMENT - Episode # 01 - "The Alien Smuggler Story" (1952)

"Dangerous Assignment" was not exactly a show I was familiar with until a few weeks ago, but thanx to our pal in Berlin, Lord Litter! I am now!

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I have only watched the first episode so far, but the first thing that I noticed was that Brian Donlevy only wears the top hat and tails during the introduction, I guess just to make it look more classy!

Brian Donlevy is the star of the show, and this is the way he really looks in the role of Secret Agent Steve Mitchell!

If you don't happen to know who Brian Donlevy is, here are a couple of key words for you!

"The Quatermass Xperiment," "Enemy From Space," and "Curse Of The Fly!"

The little sound clip from the introduction up top has got Nick Danger written all over it!!

RENOISSIMMOC?? What could it possibly mean? 

What planet are these aliens being smuggled from?

Steve Mitchell is sent off to a sleepy little town in Portugal called Misembra!!

Wanna get some clues?? Better check in at the local fish market first!

The previous agent who was on the job is found hanging from the bell tower!

Cut to the swinging pendulum of a clock!

Uum!! Seems like some of the smuggled immigrants didn't make it! Talk about a ripoff!

Betty Jean Bierce, aka Jane Adams is the sumptuous Maria Delgada!

Jane was also in "House Of Dracula," "The Brute Man," and the 1949 "Batman And Robin!"

She just passed away a couple of years ago at the age of 95.

All the smoking over the years, how did we ever mange to survive?

PSA #13 - Don't do it kids! It looks cool, but it's really stupid!

 

"I Ain't no mountain goat!"

 Nice alarm clock!!

Classic portrait of Brian Donlevy!

 Seriously, I gotta say, out of all the things in life I've had to worry about, one of them is not a 300+ pound dude in a suit chasing me through water!

Beep, Beep!! I'm gone!

While the guys duke it out, Maria Delgada just stands there looking horrified, but hot!

"Yeah, I met a hot chick when I was on this job, she's here with me right now! Thanks for asking!"
If you want to watch this first episode of "Dangerous Assignment for free, then head on over to the Internet Archive!

If the walls don't burn down, and the creeks don't rise, we'll be doing another one of these some day, until then, check back on Friday to see what Root Boy has to offer!!

SCARED TO DEATH / Malone Productions Ltd. - 1980

Here's another movie inspired by ALIEN I'm sure, this time an ex-cop, now working as a hack novelist, is called out of retirement to help investigate a string of deaths that appear to be the work of a serial killer. Soon though, it's revealed to be the work of the Syngenor, a synthesized genetic organism!

The movie has the same name as the 1947 production starring Bela Lugosi, so, don't be confused... ha-ha!

Okay, I messed up on the last post, so, to make up for it, here's a tasteful shot of this gal getting dressed or undressed... I'd love to be walking by her window late at night!

Here's the black cop playing chess with our ex-cop turned hack writer... Checkmate, mofo!!

Here are some essential household amenities for that early eighties crowd.

This dude was wearing a hard hat that said 'Skylab' on it before he got a glimpse of the Syngenor in the sewer! He falls back after putting the manhole cover back on.

This girl is in shock after she witnesses her friend being attacked by the monster!

I'm pretty sure that the old Amberdine Research Facility has something to do with the story!

Well, our heroes go into the sewer and find more than they bargain for! Not only are there a ton of gruesome victims, there's, I guess, a Syngenor egg that they blow the Hell up!

Threw this still in because I like the colors and composition, and, you can read the note!

Anywho, the real cop shoots Syngenor and we watch as it flies backwards and falls on its ass! Ultimately, the thing gets crushed under a giant rock, so, Hurray!! But, the story doesn't end there, much like things... Here at The Dungeon!!