I really haven't been in the mood for any period pieces lately, so I was kind of dreading watching this film, but what a mistake that was, because this little film with the odd name, "The Strange Door", is not one to be missed. In fact, I'll go a step further, go out of your way to see it, you won't be disappointed, with a monkeyback guarantee. To make the whole deal even sweeter, "The Strange Door" is a double bill DVD with the equally thrilling Karloff film, "The Climax!" There is no way to go wrong with a double dose of Boris like that!!
Methinks "The Strange Door" is a fairly weird sounding title, and it's written by some guy named Bob Stevenson, who also wrote the Mario Bava film, "Kidnapped," and also wrote a saga about a casino in Las Vegas, called "Treasure Island," and another tale you night have heard of, about a dysfunctional relationship, entitled, "The Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde!" Other than that, he didn't do much! The whole thing gets rolling right here at the fine establishment called "Le Lion Rouge!"
Picked out at the bar for being a worthless vagabond, Richard Stapely is Denis de Beaulieu, a man about to be framed! In 1968, Richard decided to start using the name Richard Wyler for the rest of his career! First thing, set up a mock bar fight with Charles (The Mugger in "The Werewolf") Horvath........
.....then have some guy conveniently leave a gun laying around with no bullets, only gunpowder in it!
And then when somebody gets shot, have him start screaming bloody murder, and chase the unknowing participant into the night with a mob of drunk and angry locals!
The first shelter Denis comes upon is a strange door indeed, and how 'bout that, it's not locked!!
Who lives amongst all this opulence, and who is the guy who set this whole thing up? It's the incredible Charles Laughton as Sire Alain de Maletroit, a man Hellbent on hate and revenge!
The one and only Boris Karloff is Sire Alain de Maletroit's faithful man servant Voltan!
Sally Forrest is Blanche de Maletroit! Born in 1928, Sally started her entertainment career as a dancer, went on to be in films like "Mystery Street" and "Hard, Fast, And Beautiful," did some TV in the 60's and then quit in 1967. Sally turned 83 a couple of months ago!
So just what the Hell is going on here? Well, in a nutshell, Sire Alain de Maletroit has had his brother Edmond, played by Paul ("Port Sinister", "House Of Wax," "Francis In The Haunted House") Cavanagh, imprisoned in his dungeon for the last 20 years! Alain was in love with Edmond's wife, and when she died in childbirth, he flipped out! Alain has raised the child from a baby, and she thinks her Father is dead! So the loathesome Alain is marrying her off to a drunken scallywag, just to ruin her and what's left of her Father's life! Being imprisoned for 20 years has turned Edmond into a raving madman, but Alain might really be the madder of the two, dude holds a grudge for a long time!!
Aah, but the reality of the situation is that Voltan has been secretly taking care of Edmond all these years, giving him extra food and water, and keeping him informed as to what's going on! Edmond is nowhere near as mad as Alain believes, or as Alain himself! Voltan carries around all the keys, except the one to Edmond's cell is hanging around Alain's neck, and he likes to affectionately twirl it around his finger!
Voltan has been spying on Alain, so he knows the plan, and decides to murder Denis, not knowing he is really of noble blood and is going to try and rescue Blanche himself.
Voltan has a little difficulty wrapping his brain around the whole concept, and although he still doesn't trust Denis, he accepts the lady's word on it!
As promised, here he is again, the absolutely amazing Alan "Arthur" Napier as Count Grassin!
The stunning Dungeon Goddess Allison Hayes is seen at the wedding party in her first onscreen role ever!
The music used in "The Strange Door" is a hodgepodge of stock music culled from the works of Paul Dessau, William Lava, Charles Previn, Miklós Rózsa, Hans J. Salter, Frank Skinner, and Edward Ward, with Joseph Gershenson overseeing the whole thing!
I don't know whether it's more classic or more fake, but either way, this is a great graveyard scene!
Monster Movies 101: Charles Laughton was Phineas V. Lambert in one of my favourite films of all time "If I Had A Million," and he was Dr Moreau in the überclassic "Island Of Lost Souls," both in 1932, and he was Quasimodo in the 1939 film "The Hunchback Of Notre Dame!" I'm sure every film he ever made is worth seeking out! In fact, Hollywood should just stop making movies for a while and re-release all of Charles Laughton's films! His character as Dr. Moreau was based on his own dentist! Now that's scary!
Before he imprisons them with his Brother, Alain explains a few details to the happy couple! Blanche is an exact ringer for her Mother!
Everything spirals into disorder, first Voltan gets shot in the graveyard, but he claws his way back to the castle in an attempt to rescue Blanche, Edmond, and Denis!
Just like a good boss, Alain literally stabs Voltan in the back!
There's a big fight scene between Voltan and Alain, and The Boss ends up going over the side, and into the gears of the big paddle wheel........
.......which stops the wheels from turning, and causes the sides of the cell to temporarily stop closing in on the helpless victims!
Shot and stabbed, and getting pretty tired, Voltan makes one last ditch efort at getting the key to the cell door before the walls start moving again! Will he make it??? Some things you need to figure out on your own!
Saturday, September 10, 2011
Friday, September 9, 2011
REBOOT / Mainframe Entertainment - 1994
Welcome to Friday Battle Of The Guitars with Tabonga, featuring Megabyte and Bob from an episode of the Canadian produced REBOOT. For it's time, this show was a lot of fun to watch...
REBOOT was one of the world's first totally computer generated series. It's about the characters and adventures within a computerized world where there's a constant battle between good and evil forces. Every computer term known to man is used! Characters include Dot Matrix, her little brother Enzo, thousands of friendly robotic binomes, viruses Megabyte and sister Hexadecimal, and, Guardian Bob, sent from the Net to protect the citizens. Together, they must prevent Megabyte from taking control of the computer systems. Also, they are regularly inserted into video games whenever the user is playing.
There is no telling who the dueling guitarists are in the soundclip. One thing is sure, though, they can kick some ass...
It's time to bring in our littlest Dungeon Helper and button pusher, Rufus The Gnat!.. He's so happy because he loves the show, REBOOT! So's, wif'out further adieu, push the big red 'GO' button, now, Rufus! Here's some great guitar work... REBOOT!
Dot and bionome Emma are auditioning 'talent' for Dot's brother Enzo's surprise birthday bash.
Thing is, bionomes can do really cool stuff, but, they ain't real smart. For example, this acrobatics team, the one bionome catapults the other one so hard, it never comes down!!..
And, they can take that 'cute' thing way too far!
A lackey reports to Megabyte that there's auditions going on for Enzo's surprise birthday event. That gives the big virus an idea...
On the other side of the city, Bob has been distracting Enzo with fun and games, but, after five hours straight, Enzo's had enough.
A group that resembles The Village People opens the show. There's also a reference to Dire Straits!
Good thing about bionomes, they don't need chairs!
Megabyte crashes the show with some hot heavy metal licks!
He turns his amp up to 11!.. Everyone, get down, cover your ears!!
There's no way that Bob's gonna let this virus threat go unchallenged!
Glitch... B F G!
Hack and Slash pick up the beat with their rotating drum sets!
You think that's good? Check this out, sucker!..
One good riff diserves another!
I can do anything you can do, better!
And, the crowd goes wild!
Personally, I give the edge to Megabyte.
I've always wanted to do that! Heh, heh, heh...
Megabyte hands his guitar to Enzo... Happy birthday!!
The virus leaves in his 100 foot 'stretch' limo!!
Ladies and gentlemen, Megabyte has left the building!..
REBOOT was one of the world's first totally computer generated series. It's about the characters and adventures within a computerized world where there's a constant battle between good and evil forces. Every computer term known to man is used! Characters include Dot Matrix, her little brother Enzo, thousands of friendly robotic binomes, viruses Megabyte and sister Hexadecimal, and, Guardian Bob, sent from the Net to protect the citizens. Together, they must prevent Megabyte from taking control of the computer systems. Also, they are regularly inserted into video games whenever the user is playing.
There is no telling who the dueling guitarists are in the soundclip. One thing is sure, though, they can kick some ass...
It's time to bring in our littlest Dungeon Helper and button pusher, Rufus The Gnat!.. He's so happy because he loves the show, REBOOT! So's, wif'out further adieu, push the big red 'GO' button, now, Rufus! Here's some great guitar work... REBOOT!
Dot and bionome Emma are auditioning 'talent' for Dot's brother Enzo's surprise birthday bash.
Thing is, bionomes can do really cool stuff, but, they ain't real smart. For example, this acrobatics team, the one bionome catapults the other one so hard, it never comes down!!..
And, they can take that 'cute' thing way too far!
A lackey reports to Megabyte that there's auditions going on for Enzo's surprise birthday event. That gives the big virus an idea...
On the other side of the city, Bob has been distracting Enzo with fun and games, but, after five hours straight, Enzo's had enough.
A group that resembles The Village People opens the show. There's also a reference to Dire Straits!
Good thing about bionomes, they don't need chairs!
Megabyte crashes the show with some hot heavy metal licks!
He turns his amp up to 11!.. Everyone, get down, cover your ears!!
There's no way that Bob's gonna let this virus threat go unchallenged!
Glitch... B F G!
Hack and Slash pick up the beat with their rotating drum sets!
You think that's good? Check this out, sucker!..
One good riff diserves another!
I can do anything you can do, better!
And, the crowd goes wild!
Personally, I give the edge to Megabyte.
I've always wanted to do that! Heh, heh, heh...
Megabyte hands his guitar to Enzo... Happy birthday!!
The virus leaves in his 100 foot 'stretch' limo!!
Ladies and gentlemen, Megabyte has left the building!..
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