Well, according to some, the world is going to end today, so I guess I really should be doing something else, but just in case it doesn't, we've got another chance to contemplate the dark past, and this movie, "The Flesh And The Fiends" is a real good place to start, and I just found out this very second that you can watch in for free right HERE!!! What a deal! If you want to see an uninterrupted better copy, it's available on Netflix!
Nice double feature, a Dungeon dream come true, and you must agree, "The Fiendish Ghouls" is a much better sounding title! Another alternate title was "Mania." Child prodigy and bandleader Stanley Black was the man responsible for the music, just as he was for "The Monkey's Paw," "Blood Of The Vampire," "The Crawling Eye," and the musical Cliff Richards' films "Wonderful To Be Young," and "Swinger's Paradise!" Stanley also composed the music for a film in 1963 called "Maniac." I think the title "Mania Maniacs" has yet to be exploited!
This is indeed a true story that happened around 1827 in Edinburgh, Scotland, about two murderous bastards named William Burke and William Hare!!
In 1827 doctors were in need of cadavers in order to further scientific breakthroughs, and their efforts to make life better for all of us! Just like today, the word legal was open to interpretation! As he has done over and over again, Peter Cushing has the lead role, this time as a certain Dr. Knox, who runs a medical school of hard knocks!
Cut to the local pub, and center of excitement in this burg, "The Merry Duke!" In the 1800's, life was a freakin' party, and these people were getting down each and every night!
The two Bills contemplate why everybody's having more fun than them, when they hear two grave robbers explain how they sell bodies to the local Dr. Knox for some decent change. The funky lookin' cat on the left is George Rose as William Burke, and on the right is the amazing Donald Pleasence as William Hare. What a pair of dogs!
Welcome to the weekly meeting of the "Pull My Finger Society!" Everybody gets a tug!!
John Cairney is Chris Jackson, the failing medical student at Dr. Knox's facility who has fallen in love with the bar maiden wench Mary Patterson, who was portrayed by the splendid Billie Whitelaw! Billie has 113 credits to her name including "The Omen" and Alfred Hitchcock's "Frenzy!" John was in "Spaceflight IC-1: An Adventure in Space" and "Jason And The Argonauts" among other things!
The two Williams put the grave diggers out of business by snatching up bodies before they get buried. They're much fresher and command a much better price!!
Consummate professionals Pleasence and Rose work together seamlessly, and while it looks a bit comedic, this is a very serious flick!
This old dude doesn't look like he died as much as it looks like he was killed, and it starts raising eyebrows! Supposedly he died of natural causes, but he's covered with bruises like he was beat to death!
Meanwhile, back at "The Merry Duke," it's girls gone wild, 1827 style!
Chris goes out looking for Mary, and this is how he finds her! She won't change, she loves him, but she can't be tied down to one man, and he really needs to be studying anatomy and can't devote all his time to her like she needs!
So a very drunken Mary ends up with the likes of Hare and Burke!
The lovemaking doesn't progress very far until the Bill's true desires are revealed. For them it's a completely different kind of business proposition!
When Mary's corpse shows up at the school, Chris completely loses it....
.....and when he tries to take matters into his own hands, he too becomes a victim, but now the two Bills have a problem! They can't sell an obviously murdered student's body back to the school, so they have to find another way to dispose of it!
The next victim is Daft Jamie, the local harmless weirdo played by Melvyn Hayes. Melvyn's career runs the gamut from "Quatermass II" in 1955 all the way to today, where he is Blinky in the 2011 TV series "The Legend OF Dick And Dom."
The people have had enough, and finally take matters into their own hands to stop this killing spree!
William Hare as the brains of the outfit does just what one would expect, the dirty bastard rats out his best friend and business partner William Burke, and convinces the court to set himself free!
Burke on the other hand gets the death sentence which is immediately enforced! They didn't waste time back in 1827! The gavel comes down and the noose goes on!
Even though Hare escapes the judicial system, the people know what kind of a backstabbin' murderin' rat he really is, and take it into their own hands to burn his eyes out! The end sets up a real ethical quagmire, as Dr. Knox also has to admit that he knew some of the cadavers had been murder victims, but God Damn It, in the name of science, it was worth it!
The book that was based on the film, that was based on the true story!!! Seems a little basackwards, doesn't it?
Have a nice eternity!
Saturday, May 21, 2011
Friday, May 20, 2011
MAGIC OF THE UNIVERSE / Aces Films - 1988
Welcome everbloody to Friday Night Drive-In with Tabonga, here at The Dungeon!.. Tonite we gots another Asian entry, this one's about a circus magician, Jamir, who accidentally causes his daughter and wife to disappear. He then has to venture into a dangerous alternate dimension in order to rescue them from the vile clutches of the evil witch, Mikula, and her grotesque army of animal people minions.
The music's by Rey Ramos, who has 19 composing credits that includes the titles SNAKE SISTERS, VIRGIN PEOPLE, HEE-MAN: MASTER OF NONE, FLESH AVENUE and LOST AND FOUND COMMAND: REBELS WITHOUT BECAUSE! He also has 2 soundtrack credits and an acting credit.
Judging by the atomic clock on the wall over there, well, it's time to bring in our fuzzy little multi-eyed freek and Dungeon helper, yes, that's right, it's good old... Ralphie The Tarantula! And, he's here to start the show with our Eariffic Earclip for... MAGIC OF THE UNIVERSE!
Here's the touring magic show in their highly decorated International truck, on the way to their next stop...
This is our magician hero, Jamir, played by Michael De Mesa. He casts a spell and his wife, daughter and little helper just disappear!
A good monster shows Jamir the portal to the alternate dimension where his family and lil' buddy are.
This bad monster looks a lot like one of the monster dudes in the totally twisted flick from New Zealand, BAD TASTE! We've already done that one, so, you can use our search tool to easily find it, in case you want to check it out.
This wrinkly old semi-transparent guy wanders into the scene to give his 2 cents worth about whazzup.
Jamir comes in contact with a primal tribe and wows them with his magical wizardry.
All Hell breaks out in the jungles of the alternate universe.
This is the evil witch, Mikula, on the right, deliciously played by Armida Siguion-Reyna. She rules with the help of her loyal monster minions.
Not sure whut's goin' on here, but, I like this still a lot!.. Hiiiiiieee-Yaaaah!!
Jamir's buddy gets to tangle with this deadly swamp creature!
Mikula and her horde go into the jungle and capture Jamir and his family.
In the meantime, things aren't going that well back at the fortress. This is Sunshine, I believe, as the good witch, Freza. She has shown up to help Jamir, and, can shoot laser bursts out of her eyes! She really knows how to hurt a bad monster!!
Here's two shots of Jamir's little helper, who's stage name I think is... Tom Tom!
This little goat faced tattletale tells Mikula that there's big trouble back at the ranch, with Freza and all!
Finally, Jamir gets to face off with Mikula after they relocate back to the fortress. It is soooo weird, Mikula's brain moves around and inflates/deflates inside her head!!!.. Very strange looking!
Jamir fries Mikula's wicked ass with a high voltage electrical shock right through her eyeball sockets!!
Jamir's job's done here, and, it's time to get back to his own dimension!.. All hail mighty Jamir!!
Ghoulnight Everbloody!!..
The music's by Rey Ramos, who has 19 composing credits that includes the titles SNAKE SISTERS, VIRGIN PEOPLE, HEE-MAN: MASTER OF NONE, FLESH AVENUE and LOST AND FOUND COMMAND: REBELS WITHOUT BECAUSE! He also has 2 soundtrack credits and an acting credit.
Judging by the atomic clock on the wall over there, well, it's time to bring in our fuzzy little multi-eyed freek and Dungeon helper, yes, that's right, it's good old... Ralphie The Tarantula! And, he's here to start the show with our Eariffic Earclip for... MAGIC OF THE UNIVERSE!
Here's the touring magic show in their highly decorated International truck, on the way to their next stop...
This is our magician hero, Jamir, played by Michael De Mesa. He casts a spell and his wife, daughter and little helper just disappear!
A good monster shows Jamir the portal to the alternate dimension where his family and lil' buddy are.
This bad monster looks a lot like one of the monster dudes in the totally twisted flick from New Zealand, BAD TASTE! We've already done that one, so, you can use our search tool to easily find it, in case you want to check it out.
This wrinkly old semi-transparent guy wanders into the scene to give his 2 cents worth about whazzup.
Jamir comes in contact with a primal tribe and wows them with his magical wizardry.
All Hell breaks out in the jungles of the alternate universe.
This is the evil witch, Mikula, on the right, deliciously played by Armida Siguion-Reyna. She rules with the help of her loyal monster minions.
Not sure whut's goin' on here, but, I like this still a lot!.. Hiiiiiieee-Yaaaah!!
Jamir's buddy gets to tangle with this deadly swamp creature!
Mikula and her horde go into the jungle and capture Jamir and his family.
In the meantime, things aren't going that well back at the fortress. This is Sunshine, I believe, as the good witch, Freza. She has shown up to help Jamir, and, can shoot laser bursts out of her eyes! She really knows how to hurt a bad monster!!
Here's two shots of Jamir's little helper, who's stage name I think is... Tom Tom!
This little goat faced tattletale tells Mikula that there's big trouble back at the ranch, with Freza and all!
Finally, Jamir gets to face off with Mikula after they relocate back to the fortress. It is soooo weird, Mikula's brain moves around and inflates/deflates inside her head!!!.. Very strange looking!
Jamir fries Mikula's wicked ass with a high voltage electrical shock right through her eyeball sockets!!
Jamir's job's done here, and, it's time to get back to his own dimension!.. All hail mighty Jamir!!
Ghoulnight Everbloody!!..
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