Saturday, May 1, 2010

HORROR EXPRESS / Benmar Productions - 1972

Today's Saturday Special is a nice little UK/Spain effort from 1972 that has a great cast of characters and one freakin' weird mind-stealing blood thirsty monster from outer space!!

The story goes like this... "An English anthropologist has discovered a frozen monster in the frozen wastes of Manchuria which he believes may be the Missing Link." An alternate title is PANIC IN THE TRANS-SIBERIAN TRAIN! To Tabonga, feels like THE THING!

This is South Dakota native John Cacavas' very first music composing assignment, other titles he went on to write the music for are THE SATANIC RITES OF DRACULA, BLADE, AIRPORT 1975, HANGAR 18, GANGSTER WARS, MORTUARY, and he also worked on many TV programs including KOJAK!

Lil' Piff the Gnat ist auf das dungeon and ready to go! So, here's today's 'eariffic earclip' coming to an ear near you!!.. The HORROR EXPRESS!!

A frozen ape is found in China by an anthropologist played by Chris Lee. They dig it out and transport it back to civilization...

On the way to Russia, curiousity gets the best of this idiot, so he sneaks a peek at the contents of the mysterious ice box.

And, that's where they find him later, in the ice box. But, where's the damn dirty ape?

Who the hell's there??!!.. HELLO!!!

At dinner, they notice a disturbing sight... Looks like an eye without a ball!! Now, where have we seen that before? Oh, yeah!! I think I just lost my appetite!!!

Peter plays Dr. Wells, he and the others decide to go exploring for clues. Yeah, inside the guy's skull!!

In the meantime, mucho schlecht!..

While checking out some blood samples, they discover nano dinosaurs and other strange things in it!

Great effective make up! Best viewed, just at that certain 'creepy' angle!

Here's everbloody else!

Throughout the movie, Father Pujardov is always nearby!

Telly plays Captain Kazan, a leader whose masculinity's not threatened by his feminine side!

The thing keeps jumping from host to host! See, now it's in Gomez Addams!!

The thing gets inside Telly, and the train has to be derailed to end the horror!

This is the last shot, the narrator poses interesting questions about possible alien invasions from space...

Oh, and thanks #400!!

Friday, April 30, 2010

THE WORLD'S GREATEST SINNER - Frank Zappa - "Take My Hand and Follow Me" (1962)

With all due respect, it is our immense pleasure to present you with tonight's Friday Night Fantasy Feature, a film that could easily have been titled "The World's Greatest Movie," and I've also decided to dedicate this particular movie to all of our followers, each and every one!! This one's for you! Just for starters, the theme was composed and played by The King of El Monte, the iconic Frank Zappa, with vocals by future Mothers Of Invention singer Ray Collins in one of their earliest incarnations! I'd love for you to hear it, but believe it or not, this is the movie that pushed the buttons that made us stop including sound clips for a while!

Made over a three year period of time, and never officially released to my knowledge, but it has played on TCM, "The World's Greatest Sinner" was the lovechild of veteran character actor Timothy Carey, who wrote, directed, produced, and starred in it, and you can just tell it's a true labor of love!!

"The World's Greatest Sinner" is a story of a man by the name of Clarence Hilliard who is tired of the same routine day in and day out!

And even though he has a decent life, and a beautiful wife, played by Betty Rowland, he has an inner spirit that is driving him toward some other goal in life, he just doesn't know what it is!

It's a classic tale about a regular guy who's bored with his crappy job, who is just looking for that something special in life, and discovers that music can be a guiding and spiritual force!

He doesn't really know what he wants to do with his life, but he does know what he doesn't want to do anymore, and that's sell insurance!

Timothy Carey is such an interesting guy, from the way he looks to the way he talks, to the way he thinks! He was a hulking figure of a man at 6'4" who possessed an amazing improvisational style of acting. He came up working with names like Marlon Brando, James Dean, and Stanley Kubrick, always remaining the ultimate character until his demise in 1994. No matter what they try, he will never be replaced!

So one evening Clarence ventures out and comes across a rockin' concert, and even though he can't sing, and doesn't know how to play an instrument, he knows one thing, he has found his calling!

Clarence is moved by the music so much, he has to get up and take a closer look!

There is SO much exciting music in this film, there is just no way to give you samples of everything, but just know this scene is as amped up and as spiritual as it looks!!! If you want to hear it, do a search and go buy it from Tim's son!

So now he's got the fever!

It's time to start a band. Now you have to realize when Timothy started making this movie, it was 1958! Do you have any idea who was rockin' in 1958?

Novelty songs were a plenty with "Purple People Eater," "Witchdoctor," and "The Chipmunk Song" all charting in the top 40, Jerry Lee Lewis was still blasting with "Great Balls Of Fire" but the charts were still top heavy with names like Perez Prado, the Four Preps, Perry Como, Pat Boone, and Andy Williams. Elvis and the Everly's were still very popular, but nobody was having any real success with music as raw as what you'll find in this movie!

"Please, Follow Me!!!!!!"

"The World's Greatest Sinner" also has an amazing cast of credits, from Paul Frees doing the narration, who has arguably the most used and recognizable voice in film or TV, to Titus Moede, AKA Rat Pfink, with Ray Dennis Steckler and Edward G. Ulmer rolling camera at various times. There are still more credits for a whole lot of other people, and the other people too, who would never be in another film, ever!

Spiffing up his image, Clarence is now sporting that classic 1960 El Monte look, Ladies and Gentlemen, I'm proud to present... God Hilliard!!!

It's totally insane, I tell ya, Clarence now fronts a 9 piece band with an intensity that is a wild combination of something like Hasil Adkins meets James Brown in a Baptist Church, that is so infectious, I'm surprised that anybody that hears it hasn't died from a rock n roll fever!!

TAKE MY HAND !!!

The human race should be proud!!

Maybe if we get enough calls on the request line, we'll get around to doing Part II!! Timothy Carey was the kind of guy that makes you glad they invented the moving picture, the world could use more genius like that!! Like I said, Tim's son sells it on line, do him a favor and go buy 10 or 13 copies!!

Monster Music

Monster Music
AAARRGGHHH!!!! Ya'll Come On Back Now, Y'Hear??