THINGS TO COME / British - 1936 / Music by Arthur Bliss

Tonight Dungeon bring you British gem donut from 1936! Story AND screenplay by the awesome Mr. H. G. Wells!!.. Then you have William Cameron Menzies who also direct THE SPIDER (1931), THE THIEF OF BAGDAD, INVADERS FROM MARS and THE MAZE!! Also, star Raymond Massey, Edward Chapman, Ralph Richardson, Margaretta Scott and Cedric Hardwicke. A few uncredited actor are George Sanders, Terry-Thomas and Pickles Livingston!!

Music is by Arthur Bliss, he only have seven composing credit and end up doing Brit TV. Two other project he work on... CONQUEST OF THE AIR and WAR IN THE AIR!

Tabonga' pet tarantula Ralphie studying German so want tonight soundclip title auf Deutsch, zooooo, hier ist.. DINGEN ZU KOMEN! In glorious b/w!

Oh, an' they misspell title card... 'THINCS' TO COME?!

H. G. fairly observant dude!

Whoa, look, Cyclotram tank!!!

War leave countryside wif' big black eye!

Then, invaded by Martians!!.. Oh, err... Wrong flick!

Parachute dude from future freakin' rules!!

GER... RON... NA... MO!!

Working in coal mine, going down down!

Super-science is super-impressive... Bottom pic show giant machine that can put big wall up on high-rise building!

Hmmm, look very similiar to Krell undergorund power plant!!

Morlock move to underground where nice an'... Wait, no, wrong flick again... So, science dude make big underground super-mall!

Eegah!!.. 1936!!!

Brumm.. Brumm! Eeee!.. Whummmm.. Whummmmmmmmm... Honk, honk!.. Dude, where you learn how to drive?!

Lock 'n' load!

Fashion conscious guy have best job in future! (Letraset on clear lucite)

Angry masses try to stop space shot, but too late and giant gun fire! Raymond Massey watch as rocket fly into unknown void of space in name of science and mankind!!

Nice plug!

CRAZE - John Scott - "Demon Idolatry" (1974)

Tonight's feature is "CRAZE", and trust me, you would not want to be around me tonight, because I'm about as crazed as I can get, and here's the reason why!!! Have you yet heard of the Jackson/Fawcett virus? One guy called it "Extortion-Ware," but I think you could add "Destruction-Ware" to that byline also, and why nobody's going out talking about this damned thing, I have no idea, because it's one destructive MoFo! Supposedly if you search Michael or Farrah fotos, and you hit on the wrong site, it's all over! It even replaces your desktop wallpaper with a warning that you have a virus, and they want $130.00 for their continually popping up software to set your shit straight and let you have your computer back!!! It was my kid's computer, and I've spent the last two days re-installing Windows, and it even fried one of the network adapter slots. It takes your computer and turns it into a drooling out of control piece of garbage, not unlike tonight's movie!

I really didn't like "Craze" much or even have a good copy of it, plus along with everything else, I just don't care right now!!! Even the sound was real muddy compared to our normal High-Fidelity AM sound!

I will tell you this much, I'll watch anything with Jack Palance in it, but this wasn't easy or good!!!

Here's the info that hurts me the most, this film is directed by Dungeon Director Hero, Freddie Francis, and the music contained within was written and possibly partially performed by musical genius John Scott! John maybe has the most massive body of work of any composers we've written about (Oh, Boy, I hope we don't get in trouble for this one), and one of the biggest bios I've ever seen on Imdb.com! Dig this, John Scott was the cat that played the flutes on The Beatles' "You've Got To Hide Your Love Away" and that's probably one of his smaller accomplishments!!! Composer, Producer, Musician and leader of a Jazz Band, John Scott is one amazing story all unto himself, and if life was fair his name would be a common household word!!! Oh, yeah, and don't forget, "Craze" was produced by none other than Herman Cohen!!! WTF went wrong here anyhow???

You can tell from these POV shots that it's one of Freddie's films all right!!

"Craze" also included starlets Julie Ege and Suzy Kendall, and OMG, what happened to Diana Dors? Now, I need a drink, too!! Who said life was fair?? It sure as Hell wasn't me!!

Here's Jack gazing into the future, looking toward his next role!!

"Finish your drink, I want to talk to you!!!"

Cheers!!! Be careful where you tread!!!

BABA YAGA aka KISS ME, KILL ME / Italy ~ France - 1973 / Music by Piero Umiliani

Okay, we getting something straight right now, Tabonga not gonna try to e'splain tonight surreal flick as Tabonga not need migraine headache #13 a la mode! Everbloody need to see flick for self! Hint, top photo is motorcycles...

But, Baba Yaga is Slavic witch who play with dolls and command animal! Carroll Baker play Baba. MST3K favorite JACK FROST have Baba Yaga wif' house that turn around on chicken leg!!!.. Hell yeah!!

Music is great! Mr. Piero Umiliani have 138 composing credit and 18 soundtrack credit! Check out other flick he make music for: HUNCHBACK ITALIAN STYLE, SMOG, LOVE FACTORY, WORST SECRET AGENTS, PEEP SHOW, NERO, HUNTER FROM THE UNKNOWN, RING AROUND THE WORLD, FANTASTIC ARGOMAN, MAN ON A SPYING TRAPEZE, ORGASM, ISLAND OF TERROR, SEXY SCHOOLTEACHER and many more!

Believe or not, pet tarantula Ralphie went to mall with big brother and pet gnat Piff visiting grandma, so Tabonga get turn to press old 'GO' button. An' here we GOOOO!.. KISSY KISSY KILL KILL! Okay, here come eye + ear sensory pleasure overload!

Must be horrible to be hot chick!!

Dum de de dumm, dum de dum dee.... Doorbell!

Just want to get respectible before answer door!

Nice chickie pad!!

Cop want to make sure Jesus not starting any trouble!

Wow, Tabonga definitely want Invisi-Phone by WHAM-O!!

Beautiful Isabelle De Funès play pro photographer Valentina Rosselli.

Time to go for night ride.

Valentina need to pay electricity bill...

Why dude is afraid of skinny weakling white guy?!

Whoa, he definitely seem scared!

Hey, man... WTF!!

I've got a library book to retuuurrrrrr...

Wait!..

Tabonga just throw this one in for fun!

SCREEEEEEEE!!!!!......

Her devil doll get head chop off, so Carroll come out a pullin'!!

Carroll die and return as cute lil' pussy katz!