CRITTERS / New Line Cinema, Sho Films, Smart Egg Pictures - 1986
Well, looks like one bad Munchie deserves a stinkin' Critter around here! The story goes like this... A big old ball of furry critters from another world land on Earth, then chomp and burp their way through the locals in a small mid-western town! Then of course, they are pursed by two Intergalactic bounty hunters! Nice an' simple like!
This thing stars Dee (234 acting credits!) Wallace, M. Emmet (219 acting credits!) Walsh, Billy Green (FIVE EASY PIECES) Bush, Nadine (MUNCHIES) Van der Velde and many more... CRITTERS had a $2,000,000 budget!
Okay, so, the Critters are here on Earth!! Again, like in the other small furry monster flicks, looks like they have a wicked sense of humor! Oh, and lotsa teeth!!
This farm boy becomes din din for the hungry little fuzz balls!..
It's funny as Hell when you think about it, right?!
Then, the two Intergalactic Bounty Hunters show up, looking to kick the slimy little Critters' asses!! They go to a church and even do a little bowling to break up the boredom...
Our favorite family's totally terrorized by a horde of crazy little maniacs! The family is somehow able to fight them off until help comes!
Sometimes, you have to blow a few Critters the Hell up! I'll wipe that silly smile off'a yer ugly face, go back to where you came from, bitch!!
At the end, the place is totally demolished... So, do you think those Critters will ever be back?.. Okay then, check in again tomorrow when Eegah!! will have something for us all...