Wednesday, September 23, 2020

SHE-WOLF OF LONDON - "Love & Curses" (1990)

Here's a Whacked-Out Wednesday British TV show for you. It was called "She-Wolf Of London," but also had the alternative title "Love & Curses."

In the "Not To Get Confused With" Department, there was an American TV movie made in 1991 that was titled "Love And Curses...And All That Jazz," that had a vaguely similar story line, and it came out when this show was still on the air.

"She-Wolf Of London" was very early in the career of Kate Hodge, and she has been a staple on TV ever since! It appears that she has been taking some time off since last year.

Neil Dickson has been mowing and going for years, and has done of voices for cartoons like "Gargoyles," "The Wild Thornberrys," and video games like "Star Wars: The Old Republic," and "Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare."

 
Your basic story is that this American Gal named Randi Wallace, has gone to London to study. 
She becomes rather smitten with her English instructor, and then she gets bitten by a werewolf. After they kind of sort things out, they spend the rest of the series working together investigating supernatural phenomena.
 
Awesome lead in photo!
And speaking of awesome, I don't think anything goes better with London Werewolves than Bavarian Blues, and if  you don't believe me, then check it out for yourself!
Bitte schön!!

This show also also has a lot of comedic elements in it, like the fact that Randi, the future She-Wolf, is also a vegetarian! 
 
Then of course there's the fact that her name is Randi, and randy in England is a term for being horny, or sexually aroused!

Neil Dickson is Professor Ian Matheson. Ian tells Randi that his family has a B&B with a vacant room, and this is a good plot device to have them spend more time together. Ian is also attracted to Randi, but since he is her instructor, he needs to keeps his hands off!

Randi makes a big mistake when she decides to spend a night in the moors!

She's actually quite fearless, but that changes in a hurry!

Randi is viciously attacked by a werewolf that rips her tent to shreds!

The next thing she knows when she wakes up, is that she is in a hospital!

 
Randi is now a full-time werewolf, but she is not even aware of it until the next full moon shows up!
 
Ian, who likes to approach all things intellectually, and logically, still rejects what he sees with his own eyes, because it doesn't make sense to his educated brain!

But some of the damage is undeniable proof that something ain't right!

 
After her first She-Wolf incident, Randi ends up in the shower and locker room of the university, and there is a randy moment when she has to introduce herself to some male students!
 
 
Ian and Randi go on a picnic to the same area where she was attacked, and she does a sketch of Ian that proves her brain isn't quite working the same as it used to.
 
On the way back, they stop at a Gypsy camp to get their fortune read, and everything is cool until Randi pulls out a broken ring she found at the attack site. The session is quickly ended!

 
This dude shows up, and Randi can sense that he is the guy who was the werewolf that bit her, and he obviously knows who she is too, so he jumps in his car and takes off like the madman that he is!
 
It doesn't work out well for him or her. He dies and she gets no answer to her questions. When they return, the gypsies have packed up and moved on.

Despite everything he's seen, Ian still has a hard time believing, but he is willing to lock Randi up when the next full moon comes up!
In episode two, one of Ian's Aunts, finds a Bog Man buried on her property. It's a body from long ago buried in the bog for centuries that comes to life and murders people, kind of like a Mummy without a tomb, or bandages, or a Master, and Ian and Randi go to investigate etc. etc.

Monday, September 21, 2020

THE SARAH JANE ADVENTURES / "Invasion Of The Bane" - 2007

Sarah Jane Adventures is a spin off of Doctor Who (with Tom Baker) that continues with the character Sarah Jane Smith. So, she is a time-travelling investigative reporter with some special qualities. Sarah is played by Elisabeth Sladen, who worked on a lot of British TV series including sci-fi and fantasy shows.

This was the very first episode, in it, Sarah befriends a new neighbor named Maria. Her and her friend go to a Bubble Shock (a soft drink) event where strange things are happening, like kids quickly getting addicted to it. Sarah follows Maria inside and figures out what's actually going on with the product...

After just moving in, young Maria sees something glowing in her neighbor's yard. She sneaks a peek and finds Sarah communicating with some unearthly being... Like, what the?!

Maria and her friend Kelsey are taken on a tour of the place, where they're constantly handing out free bottles of Bubble Shock!

Sarah follows the kids to the event, and when the time is right (oh, she has a magic lip stick case to help her with certain tasks) she ducks inside the building...

Once inside, Sarah seeks out the head supervisor, Mrs. Wormwood. They have a snarky conversation followed by the demand that Sarah have a taste of Bubble Shock. She refuses the offer and says, I'd rather die first!

Before Sarah leaves the room, she asks Mrs. Wormwood what planet she was from.

Okay, so, Mrs. Wormwood sends out, I guess her brother, to kill Sarah. You can see that they aren't exactly who they seem to be! 

As the thing is coming up the stairs, Sarah sprays it with, something! And it changes back to the tour guide at Bubble Shock! He runs away.

Back at the ranch, Mrs. Wormwood is having a conversation with 'mother' what wants to speed up the invasion. You see...

Bubble Shock is an alien drink with ingredients that take over the human mind (drink! drink!) and turns people into pop zombies! Sarah takes the kids and they head back to the toxic Bubble Shock building.

Inside the building, the child that the Bane's have manufactured, and who is now with Sarah, saves the day with a talisman that puts 'mother' in her place. Then, Sarah uses her lip stick case to blow the building sky high, game over, man!

I guess Sarah adopts the boy, but anyway, keep watching the skies because you never know what might drop in from space! Like us, here at The Dungeon!!..

Saturday, September 19, 2020

MINIKILLERS PART TWO - "Macabre Heroin Flamenco" (1969)

You know what they say about "one good turn" so this Saturday Night Special is about three of the other "Minikillers" shorts. There's not a lot to go on here, but I found these Super 8 box photos that actually have names on them, so by trying to match the pictures, I think that first one I showed you last week was this one titled "Operation: Costa Brava."
 
The second one was this one titled "Heroin."

Diana Rigg's nameless character might not be Emma Peel, but she's definitely doing some spying for some reason!

 
She's watching some people on a boat and just chilling on the beach when it suddenly gets very weird!
 
 
Like out of nowhere, she's kind of surrounded by mannequins!
 
 
The one standing behind her is extra casual, and reading a newspaper to try and look normal.
 
All the dummies fall on her, and a buried net she was laying on scoops her up and drags her out to that boat she was spying on!

She escapes from the net, but also loses the covering she had on!

Diana Rigg was a national treasure and in 1994, she was made Dame Commander of the Order of the British Empire by Queen Elizabeth!

 
She finds a slicker to slip into, and steals the hoods car to get away!
 
Before getting back to her own car, she parks the bad guys car in a 'No Parking" area so they get a ticket!

Each one of these silent shorts is approximately ten minutes long, and I think the next one is this one called "Flamenco," but she's wearing a dress in this box collage that she doesn't wear until the next episode, so who really knows?
That ten minute length kind of messes with the theory of showing them in the gas station.

 
In "Flamenco," the boys with the binoculars are back!
 
 They leave one of those creepy dolls in her car, and this one has a bomb in it!

I guess they didn't remember she had a rear view mirror!
These bozos aren't too hard to outfox!

She unceremoniously tosses henchman Moisés Augusto Rocha off the edge of a small cliff!
 
 
If a Deutsche Mark was about equal to a dollar, I'd say it's safe to say that not many poor folk were watching these at 29.99 DM each. 
 
"Macabre" starts off with the boys waiting for her with an open coffin!

After the last picture, you'll find a link where you can watch them all yourself. It just might be the only damn thing good that happened this whole year!

How is it even possible?

Monster Music

Monster Music
AAARRGGHHH!!!! Ya'll Come On Back Now, Y'Hear??