Wednesday, January 15, 2014

THE NAME OF THE GAME IS KILL - The Electric Prunes - "Shadows" (1968)

For the next few weeks, it's going to be a no holds barred affair down here in The Dungeon! I'm going to leave all the doors open, and God only knows what might escape, so be prepared, you've been warned! So let's get this rock rollin' with "The Name Of The Game Is Kill!"

"The Name Of The Game Is Kill" was released in 1968, and I can give you 84 reasons not to bother seeing it, and each one of those reasons is a minute long!
 
It's almost a given that when you see disembodied doll parts, something weird is going on!

The same thing goes for abandoned graves out in the middle of the stinkin' desert!

Jack Lord, yep, 281 episodes of "Hawaii Five-O" Jack Lord, has the lead role as Hungarian hitch hiker Symcha Lipa!  He even talks with an accent, it's that authentic!

Symcha is given a ride into Jerome, Arizona by a beautiful young lady named Mickey Terry, who was played by Susan (The Trip, Psych-Out) Strasberg! I love these kinds of shots!

There are some odd and creepy things going on in Jerome!

The keen eye of the Oscar winning cinematographer Vilmos Zsigmond saves the day! From his meager beginnings working with the Al Adamsons and the Arch Halls of the world, Vilmos clawed his way to the top of the heap where he remains to this day!

There are only seven actors total in this film. This is Nan Terry, Mickey's juvenile delinquent sister as played by Tisha Sterling! Tisha had the role of  'Legs' on two episodes of the "Batman" TV series! For me, this is the best part of the whole movie! Nan has just put on a new record she brought home, and is groovin' to the cool psychedelic sounds of  The Electric Prunes playing "Shadows!"  Somewhere in there, The Marketts of "Out Of Limits" fame contribute their version!
 
          Uum! It looks like Nan seems to have gotten Symcha's attention!
Uh, Oh, time to change reels! jeez, even the guy in the projection booth fell asleep!!
 
Jack Lord was 11 1/2 inches taller than Susan Strasberg, but he looks about two feet taller in this shot!
"Hey Mickey, you're so fine, you blow my mind, Hey Mickey!"  You should start getting the idea that there's something wrong with this family any moment now!

I told you there was a total of seven members in the cast! There's also Mickey and Nan's sister Diz, as played by Collin Wilcox Paxton!  Collin had a fine stage and screen career, I'm sure there's a story how she ended up here! Collin was in the "Twilight Zone" episode titled "Number 12 Looks Just Like You"!

                                                Symcha takes one for "The Gipper!

                                                      First Mickey has a realization!

                    And then when he comes to, Symcha realizes things are different in America!!

The girl's Mother is really Dad!! The same Dad we've heard three very elongated stories about how he disappeared and/or was murdered years earlier! T.C. Jones Played Mr. and Mrs. Terry! Here is his entire biography as quoted from the IMDB, "Born Thomas Craig Jones in Pennsylvania. A character actor, he specialized in cross-dressing and deranged behavior."  In The Monkees' movie "Head," T.C. played Mr. and Mrs. Ace!

Mickey and Symcha run off together and live happily ever after, and the rest of the family is reunited in one big joyous celebration!!

NOT!!!!

Monday, January 13, 2014

THE 5,000 FINGERS OF DR. T. / Stanley Kramer Productions - 1953

It's Dr. Seuss Monday with Tabonga, here at The Dungeon!.. Here's a movie that I saw a number of times in the fifties, but, since everything was broadcast in black and white back then, the only way you could see it in all it's glory was at the theater! Stanley Kramer produced 34 movies that includes HIGH NOON, THE WILD ONE, THE PRIDE AND THE PASSION, THE DEFIANT ONES, ON THE BEACH, INHERIT THE WIND and BLESS THE BEASTS & CHILDREN. This film had a budget of $1,600,000 and it shows!

Eegah!! sent over a wild little soundclip from this flick, sooooo, you can push the big red 'GO' button there next to the Happy Fingers Beanie, NOW, Ralphie The Tarantula! Here's our audio offering for... THE 5,000 FINGERS OF DR. T!

The extremely talented Tommy Rettig plays young Bart Collins, the bane of his existence is the piano lessons he's forced to take under the tutelage of the very demanding, Dr. Terwilliker. Tommy actually plays the piano here, he started his career at age 8, appearing on KRAFT THEATRE in 1949. What us kids all remember is his role as Jeff Miller in 116 episodes of LASSIE. Tommy's adult height was only 5' 4" so his career didn't pan out, and, he was a long time advocate for the legalization of marijuana. He died of natural causes at age 54 in 1996.

Has Conried plays Dr. Dr. Terwilliker, aka, Dr. T. In Bart's dreamworld, Dr. T. is a demanding tyrant with bully guards to protect him and his house is surrounded by an electrified fence! Hans was a scientist in THE MONSTER THAT CHALLENGED THE WORLD and the awesome host/narrator on FRACTURED FLICKERS. He ended up with 208 acting credits and left us in 1982 at age 64.

Bart's mom is the doc's fiancée, she's hypnotized with power and barely recognizes her own son! Bart has to wear a Happy Fingers Beanie or be punished.

What a bunch of great images! In the world of Dr. Seuss, there are no straight lines or 90 degree angles.

Peter Lind Hayes plays the doc's handyman, August Zabladowski. Bart looks to him as a father figure. Peter was also in THE OUTER LIMITS episode, "Behold Eck!"

These are reasons you can be detained in The Dungeon, so, better watch it, buster!!

Here's the scene our soundclip comes from, a mad routine featuring the doc's musical puppets! George Chakiris is one of the dancers.

On this dilapidated elevator ride taking Bart and August to The Dungeon, the operator has one wild 'n' weird look going for him!

The doc's busses bring in 499 more kids to play at the big recital where he will conduct all the little buggers on a giant, 2-layered piano!

But, Bart has a little surprise and ruins the doc's plans, causing pandemonium a plenty! In the end, Bart's mom and August hook up, making for a happy ending!

Saturday, January 11, 2014

THE LOVED ONE - "The Moition Picture With Something To Offend Everyone!" (1965)

Tonight we've got a very special movie for you from 1965 called "The Loved One!" I honestly don't have anything to compare "The Loved One" to, it's that unique!

"The Loved One" is ridiculous! "The Loved One" is hilarious! "The Loved One" is whatever you want it to be!!

I could write a whole blog just dedicated to the ins and outs of "The Loved One!" The star is a chap named Robert Morse! Robert might deserve some kind award for being in movies with the longest titles: "Oh Dad, Poor Dad, Momma's Hung You In The Closet and I'm Feeling So Sad," "How To Succeed In Business Without Even Trying," "Where Were You When The Lights Went Out," and "The Man Who Shook The Hand Of Vicente Fernadez," might be some pretty good examples! Robert is still working today and has a regular gig on the TV series "Mad Men!"

"The Loved One" is a 1960's Pop Culture addict's dream come true! There's an amazing array of talent, and many of them like James Coburn are probably on screen for two minutes or less!

Sir John Gielgud was more prone to characters like "Becket," Hamlet," and "Richard The III!" In fact, Sir John was such a classical actor, he was in two versions of movies called "Julius Caesar," one in 1970 where he played Julius himself, and one in 1953 where he had the role of Cassius! In his role here, he works for a movie studio, and it's his job to teach cowboy actor Robert Easton how to speak with an English accent! In real life Robert Easton was a  Hollywood voice coach himself! That's how twisted this film is!

Tab Hunter has a small role as The Whispering Glades cemetery tour guide! Tab always seem to look good, no matter what he's doing!

There's a whole lot of eye candy and attention to details in "The Loved One!" The basic premise is that it's a skewering of the funeral business, but it's a lot deeper than that! I love this shot! In white is Anjanette Comer as Aimee Thanatogenous! Aimee works at the cemetery and is one cold fish, but everyone has a tendency to fall in love with her!
 
Who else but Liberace would you want as funeral director? George?

It's 1965! Tab Hunter and Liberace had not yet come out of the closet and play odd, but basically straight characters, and the normally macho Rod Steiger has the role of the very effeminate Mr. Joyboy, but he's not gay and is in love with his co-worker Aimee!

Everything's backasswards in this film, so funny man, comedian extraordinare Milton Berle has a role that isn't funny!

The only person Aimee can confide in is the Guru Brahmin! she writes him constantly seeking advice on her love life, or on where her love life should be, if she had one!

On the receiving end of those letters is the great Lionel Stander as con man Guru supreme drunken louse Brahmin! Not exactly the kind of guy you want giving you advice!  In the 30's, Lionel was in shorts with Shemp Howard, Fatty Arbuckle, and Bob Hope, and he was the voice of bad bird Buzz Buzzard in Woody Woodpecker cartoons! In 1972 he was in a Spanish-Italian movie called "Tedeum" (Father Jackleg), where he played a character named Stinky Manure! He was also Max in 111 episodes of a TV show called "Hart To Hart" in the early 80's!

The real star of "The Loved One" is one of my favourite 60's comedians, Jonathan Winters! He does double duty in this film as brothers Henry Glenworthy and the honourable Reverend Wilbur Glenworthy! Jonathan was a seriously funny man! His comedy records will always remain as some of the best!

Mr. Joyboy invites Aimee over to his house for dinner! He lives with his Mother and waits on her hand and foot!

Not offended yet? Ayllene (House Of The Damned, Chamber Of Horrors) Gibbons as Mr. Joyboy's very large Mom, nearly has an orgasm watching fried chicken commercials on the boob tube!
 
After all of that, what really creeped me out was the place where Aimee was residing! She lives in a partially constructed home that has been abandoned because it's built on an ever shifting cliff! Straight out weirdsville! Robert finds it pretty unsettling too!

A 15 year old Paul (Phantom Of The Paradise) Williams has the role of  the rocket surgeon egghead kid!
There are a lot of sexual innuendos in "The Loved One," and a lot of outmestartuno moments too!

Reverend Glenworthy needs to reclaim the land that he owns that is presently a cemetery so he can build an old folks home, so he has devised a plan to shoot all the bodies into space, but to do that, he needs the approval of the Air Force, so he throws a little COFFIN PARTY for the fly boys! The spunky music was written by award winning classical composer John (The Hour Of 13) Addison!

Let's see, what am I going to try and do? Explain the rest of this thing or show you a cool shot of the Zomba Café? Let's go with Zomba!!

The first body they want to exhume and shoot off into space is the husband of the grieving Miss Dill Pickle herself, Barbara Nichols on the right, so they have to go to the Zomba Café to try and convince her! Barbara was in the classic "Twilight Zone " episode "Twenty-Two" and was also in "The Human Duplicators!" On the left is the manager of the joint as played by Reta Shaw! Name a 60's TV show, and Reta was in it, "Dobie Gillis," Andy Griffith," "My Three Sons," "Lost In Space," "I Spy," "The Monkees" etc. etc.

I couldn't pack all the talent in this movie into this few fotos! There are also appearances by Dana Andrews, Roddy (Planet Of The Apes) McDowell, Robert Morley, Bernie (The Love Boat) Kopell, Asa (Manbeast) Maynor, Jamie Farr, and Joy Harmon! Simply amazing!

                                 As well it should be, Jonathan Winters has the last laugh!

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