PERCHÉ QUELLE STRANE GOCCE DI SANGUE SUL CORPO DI JENNIFER? - Bruno Nicolai - "Ptttt!!!" (1972)

I've had a rough last couple of months, two funerals, a two day stay in the hospital, and a case of food poisoning, so I haven't been in the mood for any bullshit lately, so it doesn't happen very often, but I quit watching this movie after 20 minutes, put it back in it's little red envelope and sent it back where it came from! Ciao baby!!

"The Case Of The Bloody Iris" really pushed my buttons! I didn't even use to like Giallo movies, but then I discovered that many of them are very well written and can be cinematographically quite stunning, and maybe I didn't give this one enough time, but what I saw was stupid and hollow, and the voiceover work sounded like a bad Power Rangers episode! The only reason I wanted to see it was because Edwige Fenech was in it, but that was hardly enough! The high point was the music by Bruno Nicolai, but I don't think it's even some of his better work!

As always, I'm absolutely sure this is someone's favourite movie, but if you'd like, you can call me to find out if I care! Here's your early X-mas present, I didn't waste a lot of your time telling you how great this movie is, because this time there wasn't always room for Giallo!

TUTTI I COLORI DEL BUIO - Bruno Nicolai - "All The Colors Of The Dark" (1972)

Tonight's madness is "Tutti I Colori Del Buio," aka "All The Colors Of The Dark"! Not just some of them, but ALL the colors of the dark!
"Tutti Frutti Aw Rooty, A-Wop-Bop-A-Loo-Bop-A-Lop-Bam-Boom!" - Little Richard

Eye reet, aw rooty! "All The Colors Of The Dark" is a literal blood feast for the eyes!! Like biting into a Hershey's kiss and finding a syrupy sweet cherry and a razor blade inside!

Giallo Goddess Edwige Fenech, born December 24, 1948, real name - Edwige Sfenek! Happy Birthday Edwidge!

Nothing says this time of the year like a good Giallo flick or even a bad one, and once again, like in so many of these flicks, the music is composed by the Master, Bruno Nicolai! Grazie, signore!!!

Dreams that make you scream aren't dreams at all! They're the evil female spirits inside your head trying to get out!

Is there really possibly a way out?

"Tutti I Colori Del Buio" was directed by Sergio Martino, and the beautiful Cinematography was the work of Miguel Fernández Mila and Giancarlo Ferrando! How about a standing ovation for this shot?

Another great shot, this time of the place where all the nasty devil-dealing wicked sinful immoral stuff goes down!

And once inside, get ready for a big eyeful of evil and decadent debauchery!!

Depraved Devil worshiping hoardes of the lowest filth scum and slime abound in a series of rape and repulsive insane blood drinking rituals!

Eye Saw You coming back to me, over and over, again, and again!

Edwidge's character is named Jane Harrison, bedsides any number of other problems she has, she is also being followed everywhere by this creepy dude! See Sweet Jane Run!!!

Just when you think you have the upper hand, some jerk trips you up!

I don't know either, but it's really freakin' weird!!

"Tutti Frutti, good booty, If it don’t fit, don’t force it, You can grease it, make it easy" - Little Richard

The whole genre of Giallo movies are just simply the best made, bad movies there are! I like to call it Sick Eye Candy!!!!