Saturday, July 18, 2020

THE SPY IN THE GREEN HAT - "The Concrete Overcoat Affair Redux" (1967)

This week's Saturday Night Special is the "Man From U.N.C.L.E." movie called "The Spy In The Green Hat" from 1967, that was originally two episodes from season three of "The Man From U.N.C.L.E." TV series called "The Concrete Overcoat Affair" Parts One and Two that aired the previous year!

"The Spy In The Green Hat" is a nice distraction from the current events of the day! It's silly, but not stupid, it's sexy, but not dirty, and it's got a stellar cast and a swinging soundtrack by Nelson Riddle! The theme song was written by Jerry Goldsmith!
What else can you ask for?

"The Spy In The Green Hat" starts off with our heroes Robert Vaughn as Napoleon Solo, and David McCallum as Illya Kuryakin in pursuit of a Nazi scientist with an evil plan to turn Greenland into Freshland, and the Northern hemisphere into a frozen wasteland!

They don't get too far!

The always amazing Leo G. Carroll reprises his role as Alexander Waverly, the man in charge of  U.N.C.L.E.
Just in case you don't know, U.N.C.L.E. is an acroynm for "United Network Command for Law and Enforcement!"

Jack Palance is absolutely charismatic as the top bad dog Louis Strago. Here he's joined by Ludwig Donath as Dr. Heinrich von Kronen. Ludwig Donath was also in "The Twilight Zone" episode titled "He's Alive."

I thought Janet Leigh of "Psycho" fame was excellent as Miss Diketon!
She's gorgeous, smart yet dingy, sexy, and very dangerous!

There are actually a couple of stories going on here. While in Sicily working on this case, Solo gets caught up in an Italian family affair. He needed to hide, so he hid under the bed in a young lady's room. When Strago's men find him, they think he's the wrong guy, so they let him go, but now he's in big trouble, because this incident will ruin the girl's reputation! That's when her Uncles, The Stiletto Brothers get brought into the story!

Hey, this doesn't look like something that should be on TV in 1967! 
The dishonored gal with the beautiful back is Letícia (The Evil Eye) Román as Pia Monter!

Talk about a shotgun wedding! 
Solo is about to get hitched, but lucky for him the ceremony gets broken up, and he can get back to the States!

The always fabulous Joan Blondell has a very small part as the wife of one the Stilletto Brothers named Fingers, and they do an homage to James Cagney in "White Heat!"
Joan acted from 1930 to 1981 and she was in "The Twilight Zone" episode titled "What's In The Box?"

Almost every scene that Jack Palance is in is a crack up! He's freakin' hilarious!

You can't go wrong with some of Hollywood's finest character actors in bit roles! Here's Elijah Cook, as Stilletto henchman Arnold! Elisha Cook Jr. might have just been on the set in more cool movies than anybody, like "The Killing," "House On Haunted Jill," Black Zoo," "Blacula," "Voodoo Island," "Hellzapoppin'," "The Maltese Falcon," "The Haunted Palace," and "Messiah Of Evil," just to name a few!

Another member of the gang is another Dungeon fave, and former professional boxer, Slapsy Maxie Rossenbloom as Crunch Battaglia!

Solo is caught by the Stilletto Brothers and another wedding ceremony is planned for him and Pia, this time at the klassy Kit Kat Klub!

Janet Leigh seems like she must have been a good sport.......

....And she looks great in electric blue!

Finally, the head of T.H.R.U.S.H., the man in the green hat shows up!
Why this movie is called "The Spy In The Green Hat," I'll never know. "The Man In The Green Hat" sounds so much better, and is actually what he's called in the movie!
Will Kuluva has the distinction of being in two of "The Twilight Zone" episodes, "The Mirror," and "The New Exhibit!"

They throw a party for the boss, and he seems much more interested in drinking and dancing than he does in taking over the world!

There's a funny scene toward the end when the T.H.R.U.S.H. chief asks an uncomfortable Illya, who is pretending to be one of Strago's men, for a tour!

When it's all over, Solo asks Illya how he's doing, and he says "I'm pooped!"

Friday, July 17, 2020

FRANKENSTEIN MEETS THE WOLF MAN / Kerry Gammill - Monster Kid Home Movies - 1970

Here's some fun from those old school Monster Kids, this time it's some scenes from the classic Universal movie where the two monsters duke it out...

A good place to start is with a full Moon, like in any decent horror story, right?..

This young executive is home after a day at work. And guess what? Right, he's a ding-dang werewoof! A lightning storm has blown in to make matters worse for the monster, because...

The lightning keeps striking the castle he's in. That's a castle?!!

The lightning reaches deep into the castle and starts making the equipment there go all haywire from the electrical charge. I love that word.. Haywire!

There wouldn't be much of a story without the Frankenstein monster, now would it?!

Oh yeah.. Oh yeah.. That's the stuff!!.. That's the juice alright!!.. Oh, baby!

In the meantime, the villagers have blown the Hell outta the damn dam and the water comes rushing down the hill towards the castle... Looks like the kids got their 'day for night' cue from Larry Buchanan in THE EYE CREATURES! Hey, nice explosion!

Okay boys, I want a clean fight, no funny stuff, got it! Now, let's get ready to rumblllle!!

Why you crazy little finksters, I told you, NO FUNNY STUFF!!

Welp, the water has reached the castle and it's ready to crumble.

But back inside, the monsters clash one last time as the water pours down on them. The End. Check in tomorrow when Eegah!! will be up to bat, here at The Dungeon!!..

Wednesday, July 15, 2020

CHINATOWN - "It's Chinatown" (1974)

Tonight I've got a real classic for you, the 1974 film titled "Chinatown."
I actually just wanted to watch it again, so I might as well do this too!

"Chinatown" is a beautifully shot, complicated and compelling movie that I have no desire to tell you much about, except to go see it yourself!

Jack Nicholson is in fine form as private investigator Jake Gittes, and "Chinatown" is actually my favorite of Jack's films!

Diane Ladd is Ida Sessions posing as Evelyn Mulwray, and she wants Jake to get some dirt on her cheating husband who is really not her husband!
You might remember Diane Ladd from "National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation." She's sill working these days too!

Hollis Mulwray is the chief engineer for the Los Angeles Department of Water and Power, and one of the most boring people on the planet, and the last person you'd expect to be having an affair. Hollis's speech is so riveting, this guy is reading the funnies instead of listening.

Jake doesn't get it either!

Jake follows Hollis around trying to come up with something!
This shot is fantastic! You'll probably have to click on it make it larger to see what Jake's seeing through the camera lens.

What a great headline!!

Hollis Mulwray meets an untimely demise, and everything starts getting ugly pretty fast!

This scene is not pleasant to watch!

 Director Roman Polanski is a whole story unto himself and plays the perfect sleazy weasel with the knife that slices Jake's nose!

After that, Jack wears a bandage on his nose for about half the movie!

Faye Dunaway done away with her clothes for this scene. She is the 'real' Mrs. Mulray!

Here's what renowned filmologist Horton Richards has to say about this movie!
"Not only is it a classic on so many levels (complex plot, great acting, attention to symbolism), I also consider "Chinatown" the beginning of the Neo-Noir movement.....

 ......It was when Hollywood once again started taking seriously the movies of the '40s (in particular), but they approached noir with some new sensibilities that had been introduced in the Sixties & Seventies counterculture, including no longer relegating them to B-movie status."

"It's Chinatown!"
That's all you really need to know!

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