Saturday, August 22, 2009

THE GALAXY INVADER / Don Dohler - 1985 / Music by Norman Noplock

Saturday Afternoon Filck bring you Don Dohler 1985 schlock classic THE GALAXY INVADER. Don do it all, here is what IMDb credit him for... Producer, Writer, Editor, Director, Cinematographer, Sound Department, Actor, Camera and Electrical Department, Self! Not bad, he even get credit for being 'Self.' Other project for Don: ALIEN FACTOR (coming soon), FIEND, NIGHTBEAST, CRAWLER, VAMPIRE SISTERS and more.

Music guy Norman Noplock, get this, work only on this one flick and get credit for composer, sound effect editor and musician!! Afternoon soundclip also feature excellent dialogue and show difficulties of monster crashing rocketship in South! Better to crash someplace like SF!!
We got 'em!!.. ALRIIIIGHT!!!

GALAXY INVADER crash in woods and electrify car when pass by overhead!

Couple hear noise in basement. But, there not supposed to be noise in basement!

Redneck Sr. and Redneck Jr. find INVADER' electric egg.

Gurlfiend shouldn't interrupt King Asshole Galoot when acting so important in front of idiot pals!

Dude look scarier than him!!

Pencil-neck geek (who car got electrified at beginning) call scientist to come and help find INVADER before redneck do! Bar chick think science is very sexy!!

YEEEEE.. HAW!!.. YIP, YIP, YIP!! WOOB, WOOB!.. AOOGA!

Shootout at Holdup Hollow!

For redneck, everyday is 4th of July!

Sometime, monster have to get sleep too!

You know about Blueboy?

Drunk redneck dad love his niece, in all wrong ways! He wear that same dirty t-shirt full of holes for entire flick!!

Mom finally had it with nutjob redneck dad and whomp his thick skull hard wif' rifle butt!

Now, world is better place!

GALAXY INVADER end up just DEAD MONSTER ON EARTH!

Friday, August 21, 2009

MEDUSA - Thodoros Roubanis - "Kefi" (1973)

Kefi is a difficult word to translate, meaning the spirit of passion, joy, high spirits, or an all fired up frenzy. In Greece, the custom of smashing plates has long been considered an expression of kefi, when the soul and body were so overwhelmed that an outlet for the manic energy was necessary. Consequently, when the music and the booze got them going, the plates starting getting tossed! I don't know what they've been doing in Greece to get rid of that energy since the 1970's, because that's when the custom of throwing plates was banned! Unfortunately, stupid tourists sometimes still think it's a custom and start throwing them anyway. Ironic, since the reason the practice was banned was because of drunken stupid tourists, who didn't know there was an actual art to throwing plates, and a lot of people ended up getting cut or hurt!!

"MEDUSA is a veritable Twisted Cocktail Infernal, and that pretty much explains the whole situation!!

I do believe this early scene when a soused George Hamilton lookin' like The Big E, gets up on the table and starts kicking the dinnerware around as he sings "Brown-eyed Handsome Man" was meant to be some tongue in cheek Kefi!! This version is not bad, but nowhere near as good as Scotty McKay's in "The Black Cat"!!!

Later on, at another performance in the club, the dishes start flying again. Maybe it was the kitchen help that came up with the idea of throwing plates, so they wouldn't have to wash them all!!!

Here's a big shout-out to our all our Rhodian readers!!! Thanx!!

The music for "Medusa" was composed by Thodoros Roubanis, who also produced and co-starred in the film. The theme song was sung by Dody Asteriadou, with lyrics by Dimitri Iatropoulos and Panos Apostolides. The film also featured Dungeon stalwart Cameron Mitchell, and George Hamilton's wife, Alana Stewart who was also married to Rod and mothered Kimberly Stewart and Ashley Hamilton! Whoo!!!

Thursday, August 20, 2009

DIE BLAUE HAND - Martin Böttcher - "I Got Der Blues" (1967)

The combination of Director Alfred Vohrer, Writer Edgar Wallace, Composer Martin Böttcher, and Actor Klaus Kinski is a pretty swarthy mix worthy of mention time and time again! Any one of them could take a common film and turn it into something special, but you throw them all together, and you better get ready for some kind of wild ride, and "Die Blaue Hand" is no exception, that's a fact!! Even the title card is exceptional!!

Klaus Kinski as David Donald Emerson is sent up the river to The Nuthouse, although he claims his innocence!

David Donald Emerson escapes from the institution! Would you look at those grimey walls, what kind of a joint is this??

An innocent bystander nurse gets murdered during the escape!!

There's this beautifully lit shot of the woods during the escape and the whole while, kickin' music by the master Martin Böttcher is urging David Donald Emerson to go! Martin Böttcher's music is right up there with Peter Thomas as far I'm concerned. It's never fails to amaze me how easy perfection is for some people!! We've written about Martin more than once, and we've got even more of his amazing work scheduled for the future, if there is one!

Meanwhile, let's check in at Emerson Estate. Seems that David Donald Emerson also has a twin brother, also played by Klaus Kinski, the honourable, and not quite so crazy, and better dressed, Richard Emerson!

David Donald completes his escape, and makes it all the way back home to the Emerson Estate, and after giving himself a good look, decides he's probably going to get away with a lot more stuff if he cleans himself up some!

Harald Leipnitz as Inspector Craig shows up at the Emerson Estate and doesn't feel real sure about which brother he is actually talking to!

This is about the point in the film where you remember, Oh, Yeah, this is an Edgar Wallace story, and none of what I've seen so far is believable, and what the Hell is going on now? And the music just keeps on cookin'!

The legend of "The Blue Hand" is artistically rendered to give it more credence, and to make the waters clearer too!

Diana Körner as Myrna Emerson is mentally tortured through this whole film! This would be Diana's second acting credit, and she went on to do a few more films, but mostly continued in the television industry, and was still working as of last year!

And despite all the heavyweight talents working on this film, who steals the show? None other than Dungeon Champion Siegfried Schürenberg in one of his recurring roles as Scotland Yard's Sir John!

I'm sure Cinematographer Ernst W. Kalinke deserves more than his share of credit for a lot of the, shall we say, Interesting shots in this film! Don't know where I been, cause I been drinkin' Gordon's Gin! Make it a double!!

There's a point in time where Sir John has to go to the Psycho Ward to do some investigating himself, and he peeps in on this gal who has a mental disease that makes her strip uncontrollably over and over again, like a chain smoker!!

Here's a great example of how good of an actor Siegfried Schürenberg was. Look at the incredible amount of expression this cat can get out of one eye!! He was deeply concerned about this woman's condition, and it shows!!

I'm really worried about her, maybe I should take another look!!

Here's another one of the guests!!

Carl Lange as the übercreepy Dr. Albert Mangrove, the director of the institution, is even creepier when his monocle creates this almost cyclops effect!

Ain't no doubt that "The Blue Hand" is a killing machine! It's really cool that it's like electric blue sometimes, and it looks really good when it's lit correctly!

I love this scene where mastermind Sir John, and his secretary are just hanging out doing nothing, and there's a knock on the door, and they both snap to, and act like she's taking dictation about something very important he's telling her!

Still more peeping of various kinds going on!!

And don't forget about Diana's scene with all the snakes!

Sir John's got his game face on now, and despite his inadequacies, he will get the job done, and that's a guarantee!!

And Old Blue, holds the losing hand in The End!! Not even a lousy pair!! This movie takes so many twists and turns, you're not even quite sure what happened once it gets over, but it's not really the destination so much, as it is the fun ride getting there!!

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