Happy Friday the 13th! I have 2 black cats, so, I'm set... I recently picked up this title from Hong Kong, and, wow, what a wild 'n' weird flick. There is so much craziness going on that it will wear you out. It's about a human sized snake that terrorizes Hong Kong with all the bloody condiments.
I have a cool musical sound clip for your approval, sooooo, you can push the big red 'GO' button located there by our crazy monkey, NOW, Rufus The Gnat!.. Here are some moments from... SCORPION THUNDERBOLT!
The snake woman takes her first victim... The many dark scenes make it hard to see what's going on a lot of the time.
Back at the college, the instructor discusses the recent murders with interesting illustrations to explain the wounds on the women victims.
Then, these two weirdos show the instructor what they found swimming in the bay! Must be some radio activity in the water there, you think?!
Here's the mean old snake woman witch dealing with her problem.
This flick has hundreds of extras to fill up the frame!
I'll leave it to your imagination to where this super drunk ass hole is aiming those billiard balls on this tied up, spread eagled little lady...
Oh yeah, the movie stars hunky American, Richard Harrison. Richard was part of the group of strongmen that made their mark with the sword and sandal movies in the sixties. And, his very first acting credit was a pilot in KRONOS in 1957!! He's SCORPION THUNDERBOLT.
Our other heroes get a car full of vipers to drive around in, what fun!
Anyway, Richard has to go into the bad guy's lair and deal with all the kung fools to get to...
The last of the scum of the Earth! Eegah!! is here tomorrow to kung fu up another movie 4 U.